Are foids jealous that we just have cocks and can mess with them whenever? Like I can just grab a handful of cock right now and even fondle my balls and smell my hand if I want. If I was a chick that would piss me off.
>>85711764I can do that with my boobs, and even slip a finger inside myself to warm them up. I like how goopy my vagina feels
>>85711764I'm smelling my musky ball scent right now and it is quite pleasing. Does anyone want to take a whiff?
>>85711766I think if I had a pussy I would want to wash my hands after touching it.
>>85711766isnt that like putting your fingers in your mouth to warm them up? no one does that
>>85711767Males with bad dick smells have a certain look to them
Also to add onto my original post, why would I be upset about that when I could just slide my hands down a guys pants and fondle him instead >>85711769Well you definitely should. I like licking my fingers clean first ngl. Maybe that's weird >>85711771I'm just saying it's a possibility. As a kid I used to always shove my fingers in my mouth to warm them up
>>85711772It's not a bad smell. It's just like a sweaty skin smell. If you smelled it you would love it.
>>85711767Why do we have ball scent that smells good to ourselves? What evolutionary purpose does that serve to just be aroused by your own smell?>>85711782Well I was assuming I was asking women who don't have easy access to men. I forgot you're all whores.
>>85711792Well I've never touched a man like that before. But if I want to, I would. I'd slide my hand down YOUR pants and fondle YOUR dick ophee
>>85711764I would be, shits like a heated stress ball that you have 24/7. I'd probably be like 10% more stressed without desu
>>85711792>women who don't have easy access to menthose dont exist little bro
I haven't been on r9k in like 4 years at least, but unless anything has changed, the percentage of "foids" here who are actually rea biofoids is vanishingly small.
>>85711764Not true OP, i wanna get fucked by my own dick and body but i cam't do that, only women can get fucked by me. And i watch them with envy while they are at it. Fucking lucky bastards.
>>85711764Have you ever coomed in a sexu doll or fruit before? How good does that feel? Have you pissed on objects in a degrading and assertive way?
>>85711799what the hell is ophee
>>85711813Sound it out nonny
>>85711764Yeah it's called penis envy and they're coming for you
>>85711764fondling my boobs feels like a warm hug.
>>85711816Oh-fee>>85711811I tried to hollow out a banana once and fuck the peel but it just split apart because it was too small and my penis was covered in banana gore and I was annoyed.
>>85711782So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
>>85711822>tatted>chooses the black strap-onChecks out. I bet getting your sack treated like that feels good though.
>>85711830Almost there >>85711846I love that song honestly.
>>85711830Have you ever had the urge to piss on objects? PLEASE ASNWER
>>85711808>i wanna get fucked by my own dick and body but i cam't do thatWeak!
>>85711850Not really. I think the idea of having to clean it and it attracting bacteria and smelling bad makes it too unappealing. I guess if you have to piss outside there's a bit of an urge to hose down a tree or rock just to make it more fun than peeing in the dirt.
>>85711866foids will never have this
>>85711866This looks like it feels so amazing. Like taking a nice freeing dump but also gripping on your tip. I kind of want to try it.
>>85711764>Are foids jealous that we just have cocksYeah. It's obvious how much guys love their cocks -- most guys consider their penis to be the greatest organ by far because of the immense pleasure it can produce. So it's a total rip-off that girls have to go through their whole life deprived of the one organ that's the greatest organ of all.
>>85711868I pissed on my Carpet when I was too lazy to go the bathroom and now my room smells like an elephant's cage. It's driving me crazy. Anyway, I wish I could piss on things like you. The things I'd do... It must feel good to degrade people by pissing, like an untamed dog. I wish I could pee on people I hate
>>85711769same no homo, I wash my dick after sex too
>>85712677When I was little, like a toddler or a bit older than toddler, my family went on a camping trip with a few other families. At some point I decided to whip it out and start helicopter spraying at my older sister and her friends while doing a villain laugh. I was reprimanded. The power of projectile piss is too strong for a man to wield responsibly, so we are conditioned to find it unconscionable.
>>85711792>tfw nobody actually answered your questionKek
>>85711866My dick isnt flexible enough for this, it would hurt and probably break. I tried doing autofellatio before but I ended up hurting my back when trying to practice, I'm envious of any guys who are able to do it
>>85712848I can suck like two inches of it but it is too strenuous to feel better than stroking. Every now and than I give the tip a kiss.
