i have penis envy but literally every other part of being a male sounds hellish
>>85711795what other parts sound hellish
>>85711795Yeah it's pretty nice. I fall asleep cupping my balls in my hands. It feels nice and keeps my hands warm.
>>85711795Not being the main target of rape, not having periods, not having my entire worth be based around how attractive I am, not being generally weak, etc... all seem worth the tradeoff of being eternally horny and alone all the time desu
>literally every other part of being a male sounds hellishI think males just have a wider range of experiences, we have higher highs but lower lows
>>85711828I'd take all of those things over being circumcised. literally the worst form of sexual abuse and you get ZERO sympathy for it. I would give anything to be a woman solely for having intact genitals, not even in a tranny way.
>>85711795So then just buy a penis to wear?
>>85711857Relax redditor, women don't like foreskin
>>85711890take notes, there are no uncircumsized dildos
>>85711795you'd be correctpenises are also disappointing because they can't cum back to back
>>85711880this is just really stupid. i want a penis i can feel
That's why futas are the superior race
having a penis is the only reason I haven't killed myself
>>85711921>i want a penis i can feelSay that again
>>85711946Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ
>>85711890I'm a tranny but i much prefer when the penis of my partner is not mutilated
>>85711976Yeah it's well known foreskin is popular in the gay community because it helps spread disease
>>85711795I have penis envy and like pretending to stroke my cock, and it's just me stroking air and lightly bumping my hand against my clit
>>85711992>I have penis envy and like pretending to stroke my cock, and it's just me stroking air and lightly bumping my hand against my clitBased
>>85711893You do realize the foreskin retracts when the penis is erect, right? I've never seen a dildo with a circumcision scar anon.
>>85711987Nice job falling for a jewish lie retard.
>>85711999I need to get myself a strap so I can stroke that instead
>>85711795Go ahead and shoot up steroid and cut your tits off. You are already a lost cause. Don't come crying back here when you realize it is shit.
>>85711890Kill yourself immediately you subhuman simp faggot.
>>85711975Can't believe I memory holed this one. I listened to it like a thousand times a long time ago
>>85711890You know I always have the option to become circumcised, right? I choose not to for obvious reasons. The only white people who prefer it are trashy american women. Only religious people do it in my country
>>85712304https://voca.ro/1mWaoloeGWwdOkay yeah I had to sing along
>>85711795>tfw you will never know what its like to cut your penis off
>>85711828I agree. I'm kinda content with being a loner virgin. Having the entire porn industry cater to you very nice. The main things I could see myself wanting are the longer life expectancy and the easier time finding a job in my field (CS). >>85712030What are you talking about? My foreskin doesn't do that. My foreskin is the main way I masturbate. If I pull it down it gets too sensitive too touch.
>>85711795>i have penis envyIt's totally unfair that the one organ that girls are missing also happens to be the one organ that's the most fun and pleasurable. Fuckin' pisses me off. I'm pretty sure that penis envy is more common than people suspect, probably because it's so embarrassing to admit it.
>>85712499Mine doesn't get overly sensitive unless I use a fuck toy, like I actually get funny around pulling out because it's so sensitive but then I rarely use toys
>>85712078>I need to get myself a strap so I can stroke that insteadBased
>>85712499>My foreskin doesn't do that.I'm assuming you misunderstood me. Amerifags literally think the foreskin stays over the glans when it's erect, just like it was when it was flaccid. They think intact penises all have phimosis lol. For example they would probably think the dick in your attached picture is circumcised simply because the glans is uncovered, but you and I can obviously tell it has a foreskin that's simply bunched up under the corona of the glans. If it was mutilated (circumcised), you would see a scar and exposed inner mucosa.
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>>85712521AWWW CUTEEE :3
>>85712078ur so real i understand u so much
>>85712565> Amerifags literally think the foreskin stays over the glans when it's erect, just like it was when it was flaccid.That's exactly what mine does.> For example they would probably think the dick in your attached picture is circumcised simply because the glans is uncoveredThat's exactly what I think yes. My entire porn collection only has uncircumcised dicks in it, or at least I think it does.> They think intact penises all have phimosis lol. Could I have phimosis? I'm starting to actually question myself now. I'm almost 30, I'm not supposed to be learning this now.
>>85712575Here's a tip, don't hold the penis like you'd hold a hammer, hold it like you'd hold a recorder. The best feeling is rubbing with the middle segment of your fingers with medium pressure up and down the underside while just using the thumb to hold on. The skin on the penis has a little give and you should work with that instead of sliding across the skin
>>85712612>That's exactly what mine does.>Could I have phimosis?It sounds like you could very well have phimosis yes. However whatever you do or whatever your doctor says DO NOT GET CIRCUMCISED. There are steroid creams for your dick to help you stretch your foreskin slowly over time until you can retract it or it naturally retracts. Tell your doctor to get that for you and that you will never allow yourself to be circumcised.
>>85712658I have no problems retracting it though, erect or flaccid. I'm just completely covered by default when erect and it's too sensitive too touch when masturbating.
>>85712698Oh then you definitely don't have phimosis, you just have a long foreskin. Most foreskins aren't that long. Enjoy.
>>85711828first off, you can jack your dick at any time, we go after women for the thrill of the chase, and the conquestsecondly WE LIKE BEING ALONE as a man you need alone time, the more the older you get
>>85712716>WE LIKE BEING ALONE as a man you need alone time, the more the older you getOlder unmarried men with no friends have the highest suicide rates in the country.
>>85712734they know they're worthless. everyone else knows they're worthless. good on them for recognizing it and taking action to make the world a better place.
>>85711828yeah that's all definitely worse than what men deal with. I mean it's just>vastly vastly more likely to subject to any other form of assault>4x higher suicide rate (note actual suicides not "attempts" which are made up of bpd girls who do that shit weekly)>3x higher homelessness rate>10x higher work place mortality rate>1.5x longer prison sentences not even youching on being convicted more often>vastly less access to shelters of any kind>vastly higher rates of singlehood>incredibly unfair divorce results and next to no child custody claim>forced against your will to submit to the potential of being drafted to fight and possibly die in a war overseas for no fucking reason >lower rates of enrollment in higher educationbut yeah, being attractive to the point of sexual assault being literally the only major statistic you have worse off is definitely worse than all that combined
>>85711795the male body is kinda boring you're born with this template featureless square body and women get hips ass and tits. we basically look the same as we were kids.
Yeah pretty much. As a male you are able to do pretty much anything and if you don't perform you get judged accordingly. You have a lot of agency and you are expected to use it. There is no ceiling above which you cannot rise nor floor below which you cannot fall. Even trying to roll for low stakes as a man will get you severely punished in current year. For all that, I enjoy a challenge and I prefer it to childbirth.
>>85711828Rape is a nothingburger and very little women actually experience it (the 1 in 4 claim comes from a fucking telephone survey kek), periods are nothing compared to illnesses men can get, all women are considered attractive nowadays and even the ugliest fattest single mom pig woman can get dozens of guys to commit, most men nowadays are literal basedboys with flabby arms Not saying I'd like to be a chick but you don't know how good you've got it
>>85711795Don't pretend you don't have a penis.
Having retard strength is probably the best part of being male.
