>Be me, straight>Meager social life blows up very fast>Last 2 remaining people who I can talk to are two gay furries in a relationship with each other>Begin to strengthen my relationship with them>Start spending more time with them>Soon, they introduce me to their friends and we form a group >I am the token straight guy>They invite me to a small gathering after a few months>7 gay men>Most of them furries>They bought stuff to grill>None of them no how to grill or work a gril>I step because I learned how to grill from my dad>They want to do a fire>Immediately defer to me on how to get the fire going>Wut>I fucking love fire so I know how to build one pretty easy>Snap some twigs and instruct one dude named Alex (assigned to me) to father kindling>Show him how to build a little tepee fire >Dude is legit amazed>I am promoted to firekeeper and manage the fire the whole night, hammered>Get along great with everyoneI've never had a woman treat me like this wtf. I've seen the same shit for partners and they treat me like it's expected
*find kindling
>gay furriesHomosexual spam belongs in the homosexual containment board >>>/lgbt/Fuck off to your containment board, homosexual aberration
I once went on a camping trip with my city friends. Lighting the fire immediately became a dick measuring contest for all men present, one after the other would loudly boast about their firestarting prowess, then fail to start a fire. This went on for hours. Now, I lived in a shack in the woods, heated with wood, so I sat back and enjoyed the show. Eventually, a couple of the women came over to me>Anon, would you please light the fire now? They've had their fun, we're running out of time to bake potatoes for dinner.So I shooed the other men off and got a nice fire going. I enjoyed knowing that the women recognized my competence.
