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10/07/26(Wed)00:09:40 No.85713186

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Anonymous 10/07/26(Wed)00:09:40 No.85713186

>be me
>extremely obsessed with despacito
>post despacito memes everywhere I have an online presence
>listen to it so much I know all the lyrics by heart despite not knowing spanish
>start telling people irl about despacito
>last week mum asks me what I'd like for graduation
>reply "DE-SPA-CITO" and dab on her before running off
>just yesterday I was listening to despacito (24 hour version)
>literally fell asleep to the sound of despacito
>in my dreams I can see him
>Luis Fonsi is singing to me
>I'm in a party room with him
>after he sings despacito once he grabs me by my waist as I hear the beginning of despacito play again
>he's singing with an intense passion while touching me in extremely sensual ways
>suddenly, he turns me around and puts his penis into my butthole while I am bent over one of those plastic party tables
>as it enters very slowly he lets out a quiet whisper "despacito...."
>suddenly he is going full force while shouting "THIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN PUERTO "
>continues fucking my ass with forceful thrusts while shouting the lyrics to despacito
>I quiver and tremble in pleasure under Luis Fonsi's singing and fucking abilities
>finally he lets out one final despacito before impregnating my high ass with his donut filling
>I let out a tiny whimper "despacito...." before falling over and blacking out
>wake up wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life
>realize that I'm actually tied up in a warehouse outside of Chinatown
>all this time I've been sitting across an elderly Chinese man wielding a revolver and flanked by his Triad underlings
>forces me at gunpoint to play MAHJONG or he'll banish me to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity.