Fembot, describe your ideal BF. Get as specific and autistic as possible please.
>>85713532188 cm minimum, prestigious university is desirable, well paying job, doesn't care about my past, good looking, muscular with defined physique, not a misogynistic asshole (I'm over it)
>>85713532college education required (no community college), at least 5'9 (im 5'6), votes blue, not obese, can cook, has some manners, hopefully making at least 35k a year but if not thats okay. at least care a little bit about your physical appearance (ie. if you got 200lb+ without working out youd think about your eating), not averse to doing "feminine" things like a manipedi or eyebrow threading
>>85713572>I want a tall, handsome, rich cuckold hmmm
>>85713604Not looking for anything just interested in female psychology.Above is delusional but regarding your requirements, are they set in stone? Or is there anything that could make up for a deficit in something?
>>85713572I pass this depending on what you define as muscular>>85713604Pass this as well.Is it really that easy?
5'10 - 6'2HandsomeLongish hairWhiteDark eyesCalmFunnyA bit of an assholeBig dick
>>85713637emotional stuff (college, manipedi, point of view) is a hard no. if youre weirded out about getting a massage and your toes getting some gel, then no im not interested. physical stuff can be anything ngl. like if you were actively trying to lose weight when i met you id support youbut if i met you fat w/ no inerest in losing i likely wouldnt swipe right on a dating app but i would go on a date at the same size if you were polite & in person. if you were handsome & 5'7 id give you a chance but youd have to meet most of the the rest of my requirements. i want to be a princess, not a prince 35k is an acceptable income only because im in my early 20s. if this was your final goal id likely not continue unless its an underpaid job like teaching or nursing
30 or around 30, 130+ iq, born american, white, 5'10 to 6'2, healthy and doesn't smoke at all or drink often, really talkative but mainly with me, funny (and thinks i am too), lives humbly, is smart with money (it's a pet peeve when people aren't), prefers older games and movies, has a nice voice, likes telling me about things and explaining things to me, interested in history and nature, very good with computers, only has a few main friends, muscular but not very defined, has standards and preferences that i fit, doesn't really travel or want to, sure of himself, super honest, tells me what to do (i'm too aimless), virgin because he takes intimacy seriously, Christian but doesn't go to church because they're usually infiltrated, into conspiracies, touchy (in a loving but also platonic just for random things way), main love languages are physical touch and quality time, would enjoy studying things with me, wants to garden and raise some goats and chickens, is content without material things, saving up a bunch (in a smart way) for our children's future, wants to have as much children as possible basically, doesn't mind being followed around the house and a little smothered by me, sarcastic in a nice way, has a stay at home job, 2nd amendment enjoyer, likes hiking and outdoors stuff, is helpful and nice to random people, says "yeah" like a question sometimes, has a good relationship with his family (even if it's just some family members), tends to be right about most things, would want to share a computer, doesn't like or use cell phones, decent in social situations (specifically ones with my family), doesn't care about being judged, doesn't have female friends
>>85713709Sounds reasonableAlthough, and not trying to be hostile, but how do you stack up in comparison?
>>85713688>Is it really that easy to be a cuckold?Yes
it's not real anon.also, fucking euros... at least try to hide your retardation
>>85713572>>85713604I genuinely can't tell if these are satire, because they are basically every stupid thing I have seen on dating apps that shitty women want.
I find it funny how women ask for a certain salary or high education (so basically salary too) but when a man says "no fat fucks or titlets" the hell breaks loose.
>>85713936don't really see much of that these days. post-covid's been rough eh?
>>85713736I think I am decent approximation to most of these, either partially matching 50% or completely matching most of these.
>>85713947which ones? well i mean which ones don't apply since you said most. some of them i don't care so much about but op said specific and autistic
>>85713572>doesn't care about my past
>>85713604>college education required (no community collegeSo would you take a college graduate forced to work at a coffee shop over someone who never went to college but started their own successful business?
>>85714047I am not 30 yet. I like smoking weed, albeit responsibly. I have a debt from academic related expenses that are being paid off slowly but surely. I do want to travel around the US or to Europe when the time is right, and in fact I like doing road trips on occasion. I don't have a stay at home job, though my intended type of work is likely to be in the field but could have at home work depending on who I work for. I'd prefer to have a computer separate from my partner because why share when its easy to have two computers side by side or a designated gaming or work computer?Other than that, I have no idea what standards or preferences you fit in of my own other than what I could infer that you would want in a man that would reflect who you are as a person.
>>85713604I warned you about the agreeable, wife subordinate male underclass breeding program, I told you dawg. All of you faggots have an axe to grind with Chad while women are erasing fatherhood and replacing it with disposable, timid provider males who won't ever do anything except for groveling before them and raise their kids to be even more subservient to women than the previous generation.
>>85714068none of those are bad at all rly. maybe besides smoking weed but responsibly sounds like it's not often. and i kinda forgot road trips count as traveling i kinda put that because i really don't want to go on a plane ever. and that last thing is reasonable i was going to explain what i mean by that ig it's more abt an openness thing and the fact that i don't imagine myself using one much anyway if i was married and had children and such.
>>85713532I can't get too detailed about it because I like improvBut non-negotiably a kind of cute mentally ill maleoid who I'd want to care for and be cared for by. Also hair because I really love hairReasonably educated, or has reasons to not be highly educated that aren't related to him being retarded, sorry only one of us can be. Not too retarded or insensitive when he speaks and can be reasoned with or at least realizes his mistakes. I want to say not too stubborn but some brattiness is cute. Humors me and doesn't penalize me for my mistakes like an npc. I like some assertiveness but not what's traditionally considered as such. And most importantly not the kind of man to leave me because of my past, I don't have a past but hypothetically if I was a worm with a past? yeah that's what I thought. when I overthink behaviors and personality it becomes too predictable and monotone so I only set a compatible temparement to myself as foundation. I want him to occasionally do, say something simple that reminds me it's a separate person Id like to know more about, maybe he gets shy about something I didn't expect or whatever I don't know if I want him to be as jaded and deterministic as I am though, it's not something I like to think is true
>>85713532Good job, good car, know how to dress well, can cook, white, about 180 cm, big veiny strong hands, nicely curved penis with fordyce spots and/or pearly penile papules
>>85714132>Humors me and doesn't penalize me for my mistakes like an npctalk to chatgpt then or better yet go to a therapist, that's what you cunts need, someone to validate your subanimal nature, not a husband
>>85714155Uhh I will I'm completely fine being alone no need to get upset You sound like you'd be a better candidate for outside intervention
Im an ugly fat fuck retarded of a woman I think it depends how Im emotionally doing for example lm here so obviously Im not doing well emotionally Literally anything as long as it has a cock and is legal I wouldnt care what he looks I dont even care if he doesnt love me or that its fake I dont care at all
>>85714180you should get with that one guy who always is going on about how he's liberal and wants to date a woman who isn't chadsexual
>>85714164>Uhh I will I'm completely fine being aloneGood, no one should have someone like you in their life.
>>85714184As long as he doesnt mind ugly fat miserable woman
sweet, orders me takeout everyday without me having to ask
>>85714180>I dont even care if he doesnt love meI would be willing to use your body for my pleasure.
>>85714222He doesn't, he was even ok with dating one of them aboriginals from Australia, keep an eye out for him
>>85714237Gross but ok
>>85714256Cool. Would you mind if I brought a fat chick I have on rotation over to have a threesome with you?
<<85714263 I am not interested of having a 3three for my first time I am not experienced to such thing
>>85714280Okay. Second time then.
>>85714284Are you a manwhore I am curious
>>85714207On second thought... I will be in someone's life, you can cry about it
>>85714300I've only been physical with two women, but both were cool with me fucking other chicks. I titfucked the fat one recently. I've had a few more e-gfs, same deal. Do you consider that a manwhore? Is that a problem for you?
>>85714308I don't think you will, a relationship built out of spite has no real incentives or substance to it. You won't tolerate male presence just to own the chuds.
>>85714325Okay then I'll take a cute feminine woman or tomboy and that's one less potential partner for chuds>but domestic violence I don't care she can beat me up all she wants
>>85714332That's fine. Enjoy yourself.
>>85714316 I think Im too depressed to give a shit Im going to bed now
>>85714338Goodnight. We may meet again later.
