>>85714483
My gf has said that. I fucked her in the ass, what else would you do?

>>85714505
extremely based
do you still do it?

A hole is a hole. And the fat ass grows all around all around and the fat ass grows all around.

>>85714483
you'd have to douche it honey, I don't want any unexpected surprises

>>85714536
>unnecessarily stating the obvious
total mood killer

>>85714483
I would thank god and say yes, immediately. Finally a girl into getting fucked in the ass.

>>85714483
I had a gf like this. She also said she didn't like condoms and we always had unprotected sex. My pull out game is strong tho.

>>85714649
you don't need to pull out of her asshole

>>85714483
would fuck her in the pussy and creampie her

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>>85714770
What if she gets butt pregnant?

>>85714527
Yeah. We broke up for a bit because I thought she was unstable and kinda looked down on her but things didn't work out with the girl I started dating next so we got back together a couple of weeks ago. I dunno, she's hot and the anal is good but maybe I should've tried harder to make things work with the other chick.

>>85714811
I think we should kill people like you in a factory farm setting

>>85714483
Go to the store and buy some condoms so we could have normal sex. Did OP forget condoms were a thing long before birth control?

>>85714811
>kinda looked down on her
not really a healthy mindset to have about relationships man

>>85714823
>YOU VILL FUCK THE PLASTIC BAG

>>85714833
Is this supposed to be an argument? Fucking her pussy with a condom is still 10x better than anal you porn brained dumbass

>>85714483
It would basically be a dream come true. I'd unironically prefer an anal only relationship. I almost had one and that's the "one that got away" moment of my life. Nine out of ten times when my cock came out of my pants for sex I fucked her in the ass (may or may not have involved her pussy before the main event). If I had realized that actually having only anal sex was a thing that exists, I'd have 100% suggested it to her and I'm basically certain she'd been aboard. She even masturbated anally. She didn't even need any prep, I'd just lube up my cock and push it gently in her ass and go slowly at first before going to pound town. Shit I'm hard as diamonds for just thinking about her.

She ruined me for other women, I'm still a low tier normie AT BEST and my chances of stumbling on an anal loving girl by pure chance are next to non-existent. I can get laid (with enormous effort), the issue is playing the numbers game for a unicorn like she was.

Thanks for reading my blog post.

>>85714483
>i'm not having sex with someone I wouldn't have children with
>so just get pregnant.

>>85714483
I would eat a turd out of that ass

>>85714869
this is starting to smell like one of *those* femanons pretending to be a man

>>85714483
who's this slut in your pic? i've tried to reverse search it but i cant find it anywhere

>>85714873
if it happened once it can happen again anon
what type of girl was she anon?

>>85714882
So you're just a fucking schizo? Okay.

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>>85714483
QUESTIONS FOR ANAL SEX HAVERS:

>For men: How much prep did your girl need? What did you do?

>For women: What makes anal feel better or worse?

>>85714891
A bit of a hippie without the drugs and free love shit. Quite a tomboy in behaviour and thinking, but not that much in looks. Think of a semi-ripped girl with dreads that likes to walk naked in the woods and that's her. I fucked her ass in the woods many times, we would go "berry picking" and just pack lube and I'd go balls deep in her ass in the middle of nowhere.

>>85714770
My dick is too thick for anal.

>>85714483
How about I just knock you up and we live happily ever after?

>>85714869
>Fucking her pussy with a condom is still 10x better than anal
No it's not. Are you mutilated or something? The foreskin has to roll or it doesn't feel like sex.

>>85714882
It's obviously a woman

>>85714991
My issue with using a condom in a monogamous long term relationship is that it's cucked af. It's fine when you're at the point where you figure out if this is something you'd be interested in investing emotionally, but if there never were to be any direct mucuous membrane contact between your cock and her vagina and/or rectum you'd be deep in the subset of cuck related activities.

>you'll never actually get to fuck me teehee
Yeah not my cup of tea thanks

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>>85714891
Have some zero effort AI slop as to her general vibe. Not what she actually looked like, just in the ballpark. She was a bit strongbuilt but I have issues wrangling AI to gen a somewhat muscular hippie girl without it going overboard.

>>85714820
>I think we should kill people like you in a factory farm setting
Why?

>>85714827
>not really a healthy mindset to have about relationships man
You saying you don't look down on anyone?
I do worry it means this relationship is doomed though, that's one of the reasons I wonder whether I should've tried to make it work harder with my ex.
It's not like I look down on her the whole time though. I love how excitedly she skips around when we go out somewhere and the way she looks up at me with love hearts in her eyes when I hold her. She's genuonely pretty fucking impressive when it comes to anything artistic or athletic but then I'll come over to find her twirling from the stripper pole she set up in her basement with a bong on the table and some true crime documentary on the TV and I'll be like 'Really? This the girl you're dating?'

>>85714906
>>For men: How much prep did your girl need? What did you do?
She'll douche so I don't get shit on my dick but that's about it. Bare minimum of lube then I shove it in. She'll scream into the pillow or my palm for the first few thrusts and I tend to avoid jackhammering away until she's relaxed a little. If she's really wet and I fuck her pussy first then I can get away with no lube for a bit, until the pussy juices are wiped away I guess.
I've got smaller than average dick though.

>>85715095
Lmao I just remembered an anecdote of her strongbuiltness. She could actually bench press me while sucking my cock. I saw a gif where a chick was laying on a couch with her legs over the backrest and was lifting a planking guy up and down while taking his cock in her mouth and I dared her to do that and she pulled it off. For a few reps atleast, and I was a 130lbs twink at the time but still lmao.

>>85714920
>>85715095
>>85715137
>Quite a tomboy
>Think of a semi-ripped girl with dreads that likes to walk naked in the woods and that's her.
>a bit strongbuilt
Not super fond of dreads but that's really hot
>She could actually bench press me while sucking my cock.
fuck that's extremely hot

>>85715095
>pic
This woman will give you children with strong bodies, but I have to say that her face leaves much to desire

what if you had to solve a sudoku captcha

>>85715108
>hen I'll come over to find her twirling from the stripper pole she set up in her basement with a bong on the table and some true crime documentary on the TV and I'll be like 'Really? This the girl you're dating?'
I do understand you here, yeah.

>>85714926
no such thing, you just don't have a woman committed enough to anal training

>>85714926
I've seen videos of girls (and a guy) taking the dick of a horse in the ass. There is no way yours is bigger than that.

>>85715185
Yeah, and I married her too. But powers that be didn't wan't a low tier normie to have all that. But atleast I got to have that for many years. It was over a decade ago, now I just rot away and very seldom fuck girls that only take it in the ass to please me at most instead of actually preferring it. I fondly remember an exchange with her while I was going balls deep in her guts in doggy style, I said to her "I just can't ever get enough of your butt" (word "butt" had for some reason settled as the word for her ass in our vocabulary for reasons unknown, neither she or me were particularly puritan so I don't why such ). Her answer among the gasping was "Oh you never have to", as in saying her ass would always be available to me. If I had to name the one best moment in my life that was it. But all that was too much happiness for a low tier normie to possess I guess.

>>85714483
Looks like a girl I went to art school witht

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>>85714483
Gross ... I'd also just have her use the copper iud since it doesn't have the hormone issues.
She poops from there

>>85714505
I'd fuck you in the ass, bend overr

>>85715323
>copper iud
yuck

>>85715279
a muscular nudist wife that loves getting her butt fucked is kinda my dream
sorry it didn't work out for you man
personally i'm just a guy who has spent years daydreaming about the ideal woman without ever allowing himself to be with a single one

>tfw no anal only gf that loves being rimmed more than having her pussy ate

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Death to all sex havers in this thread, get tf off my board

>>85714536
It is hardly a surprise to encounter faeces in the rectum.
Discovering it on your penis later, perhaps hidden under the foreskin, should be considered a reminder of your partner, making you think fondly of her similarly to the scent of her perfume, out a gift she gave you.

>>85716147
This is how faggots really cope btw

>>85716147
nobody invited you to this thread

>>85716068
Not an incel board, newfag. I was here before the first proto-incelosphere colonist found it's way here.

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>>85716068
>have sex
>ah yes i am finally a normalfag and my life is fixed and i will be rich and successful and popular forever

let's be real nigga that aint how shit works

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>>85714483
Life
The answer
Seed

It would be my dream to find an anal only butt slut. I've only had anal with 4 regular women, and the rest with escort/sugar babies. Some of the sugar babies genuinely enjoy/enjoyed anal while most others (including the normal girls) just kind of tolerated it or did it reluctantly to make me happy.

Generally speaking though, if you want to find a woman who likes it, your best opportunities are latinas or eastern europeans. I'd really like to try with a persian/middle eastern girl, but haven't had such luck yet (well, with an Indian girl once).

>>85716314
eastern slavic women really love anal huh, whats up with that?

>>85714483
Cum in her pussy anyway. I want fucking family. If she isn't willing to make one with me then she can go find some faggot instead.

>>85716334
Not sure, but to be fair I don't have a large sample size. Though others report similar experiences. Mine was a hot blonde eastern european woman living in Miami with a perfect ass. When I brought it up, she said she actually loved anal, and let me cum in her ass right away without a condom. Risky, and she even got a bit of shit on my dick, but it was hot as fuck.

>>85716314
Getting a middle eastern girl for anal only purposes would be just turning up the difficulty even more, given anal sex is strictly haram in islam even in consensual heterosexual context. Not every middle eastern person is a devout muslim, sure, but it's inherently culturally distasteful. I'm sure there exists culturally muslims who still eat pork, but I wouldn't go out of my way to try and find specifically a muslim guy to have a pork bbq with.

>>85716588
Yeah, true, but then you hear about muslim girls who use the poophole loophole. Maybe a myth though. And I have dated a couple Iranian girls, including one who moved to America who was very anti Iranian-government and irriligious, so those would probably be better contenders.

>>85715279
Bruh sounds like a dream. I wish I could find a girl that was into taking it up the ass. Where are all the anal freaks? It is like they only want to be choked and slapped around but mention anal and they turn into puritans.

>>85714483
We can have sex as much as you want. Right after I get you pregnant of course

>>85716647
The best about it was that she didn't even consider it a freaky or even a taboo thing. It was just what we did. My cock just belonged inside her ass. Whenever we were in the mood but there was no possibility of getting at it right away, the fact that anal sex will be involved with like 95% certainty just was there, unsaid but waiting to happen. It never clicked to me that skipping fiddling with her pussy completely could've even been a thing, but looking it back my cock going in her pussy before the main course was like part of some ritual that we were just culturally hang up on without realizing it.

>>85716804
Oh and I went straight into her ass many times, what I'm saying that her pussy being involved in penetrative sex at all even occasionally as a form of foreplay was some odd habit neither of us really realized as redundant.

Try dating after that and being satisfied in the relationship.

>>85714483
>zero reaction to pic rel
im finally at that point huh?

>>85714770
>>85714782
This is how indians are born

>>85714823
>Just put plastic on your dick, bro
You might as well fuck a doll at that point

>>85714869
It literally isn't. You aren't even in contact with her body, which nullifies the whole purpose of sex.

>>85716147
india is down the hall and to the left

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>>85714536
You're supposed to make her lick it clean

>>85717187
It never ceases to amaze me that whores like this actually occupy the same planet as me. I can't imagine actually meeting a woman that does this.

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would you bust in my wife guys?

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>>85717226
The average woman is sluttier than you could possibly comprehend

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>>85717280
> drinking a black male piss enema
gee willikers

>>85717227
Not if her dildo looks like that

>>85714483
women who say this are marriage material unironically. Shows they are conscious about their health and future by refusing to take that hormone-destroying pills.

>>85715108
>but then I'll come over to find her twirling from the stripper pole she set up in her basement with a bong on the table and some true crime documentary on the TV and I'll be like 'Really? This the girl you're dating?'
Lobster too buttery, steak too juicy. Pass her along to me, I'd join and appreciate her during those moments.

>>85716334
I've had two Russian girls tell me they love anal, one said she was anal only for almost a year before losing her vaginal virginity.
Unfortunately I could fuck either.

>>85717893
So why do Russian women like anal so much? Is it simply a hold over from how hard the Soviet government used to fuck them in the ass? Any analogists want to chime in?

gf strictly refuses anal, sad times

>>85714483
Stick it in her pussy anyway and cum inside.

>>85714483
fucki hate her wings

>>85714483
>stick it in
>balls deep
>feel something poking your tip
>"oh anon, I should tell you, I haven't pooped in a week. i tried going before this but I couldn't push it out. you don't mind, do you?"
>cum 4 times concurrently

>>85714483
Why the fuck would I be with a bitch if I can't fuck her pussy?

anal niggas are faggots pretending to be straight and you cant convince me otherwise

>>85718802
*fucks ur butt*
Heh, who's the faggit now?

>>85718792
Had that happen once. Basicslly pushrd all the way in and felt a squishy log of poop. Kept going anyways, but when I pulled out, the entire tip of my dick was covered in shit. Not even sure if she realized or not.

>>85715108
those are your AI chats with LLMs anon, not your real girlfriend. Put your dick away and go clean the dishes.