How can I enjoy something like this while also resisting the urge to blow my brains out after cleaning my cum out of a fake vagina What if I have a heart attack while using it, or a home intruder bursts in while I'm fucking it and starts laughing at meThis just seems like a terrible purchase
forgot to expand on the heart attack scenario>going balls deep into it>feel left arm go numb>chest tightens>oh shit, a heart attack>fucking die>family members arrive on the scene and learn that you died while fucking a 40-pound fake pussy and ass dollbeyond grim
>>85714611Just buy a fucking pocket pussy or jelly instead. >A home intruder bursts in and laughs at meYou have some weird ass priorities
>>85714642>pocket pussydoesn't sound very funI wanna go to pound town while grabbing and squeezing something
Fuck it in the shower and just hose it out right after you cum The big problem is actually drying these toys rather than cleaning them
>>85714661How effective are the drying sticks?
I had a fleshlight and although it felt good, the thing was way too big for my average penis and it felt somewhat like a humiliation ritual, also I couldn't stop fucking it so I threw it outI do kinda wanna get another one though, just why is the thing so fucking big
>>85714711They do seem pretty unwieldy. Maybe you should look into a classic onahole or tenga
>>85714656Then buy it. You have to deal with the self loathing while cleaning if you want the entire gigantic toy
>>85714611>This just seems like a terrible purchaseskill issue.
>>85714611>What if I have a heart attack while using it, or a home intruder bursts in while I'm fucking it and starts laughing at meIf you have a heart attack or an intruder comes into your house you have way worse things to worry about than the fact you own a pocket pussy
>>85714790You can fit that thing in OP's image in your pocket?
Where were you going to buy it from and at what price?
>>85714798Magical pocket
>>85714892It's $200 bucks but the seller seems susand a consensus I've seen is that Tantaly would be the brand to choose for high quality toys
>>85714711get a fleshlight quickshot they're smaller
I have like 3 sex dolls all impulsively purchased in the past year. They are so much better than fleshlights. However, moving and cleaning them is a pain in the ass. Definitely opt for silicone over tpe, even though tpe feels better, silicon does not absorb oils and shit nearly as quickly so you can leave your lube cum combo in it for longer without it getting super moldy. Also you 100% will need a private shower and place to store it if you have people over.I'm not worried about croaking or whatever and someone finding my dolls (i will probably just rent a storage locker and just leave them there for someone to find when i can house them anymore), but if i were suddenly to stop being able to use my limbs, i would have to find someone to dispose of them lol
>>85714611I wish they made animal versions of these. Like a nice tight dog pussy with a tail to grab. I'd buy that shit in a heartbeat, price be damned.
Fucking one of those is far less shameful than having casual sex and cheating like normies do all the time.Just stop being a fag and caring, OP. The reall "soulcrushing" thing about it is the cumbersome task of cleaning it, not some gay "shame"
>>85715814They make anatomically correct brain onahole, dog pussy with a tail is real basic shit
>>85715846>dog pussy with tail is real basic shitYeah you'd think, but I can't find anything beyond just a fleshlight. There's no "40lb of pussy and ass" type deal for dog pussy.
>>85715846ah yes, I've always wanted to spend $85 so I could fuck a brain
>>85714661stop buying complex internals invest in microfiber cloths buy a pair of chopsticks skill issueit's like you people have never been to /ona/
>$900, 70 lb. fuck dollIf I did decide to become the ultimate weirdo creep, I'll go all out
