Swedish-made penis enlargement pump edition.Previous: >>85707855
thanks OP you are a saviour among men
>>85714651Blessed thread of enlargement.
>>85714651Prefer apolitical womf threads desu
tendernips
me? not posting in the kike thread
>>85714651Rinsed these movies as a kid, proper funny times
Much better thread I'll be staying in here thanks x
TOO MANY TIMES I'VE SEEN IT RIP A HOLE INTO OUR FRIENDSHIPTHIS IS HOW IT'S BEENHOW IT ALWAYS WILL BEEEEYOU THINK YOU'RE ABOVE MEBUT NOW I'M HERE TO ENVYYYFOUR WORDS TO CHOKE UPONLOOKAT ME NOWWW
'John Allan' now that was a gimmick
giving the postie until 2 o'clock
waiting for the floorpill to kick in then i'm going downstairs to see if the postie was in stealthmode
1337oclock is it not
love how 'foid' is just a standard non-incel term nowincels won.
/britfeel/ POLL OF THE DAYhttps://poal.me/9231yh
>>85714825stop the steal desu desu
>>85714825Not clicking THAT paedo link.
>naming yourself after a Dr Who baddie
Apu just found out Wordan got wumped on by a Waudi wrince
>>85714878I killed him in Cyberpunk desu
just want them back
postie has betrayed me. i am cancelling my licence.
>>85715010you're the lad that buys all that flour right? question: why the premium if you're buying tonnes to stockpile?
>>85715022nah i don't buy flourdifferent powder(can't say for personal/legal reasons)i think my downstairs neighbour has copied my pop-from-Amazon thing though. i mean maybe he just also started doing it, but a box was there and it made me lol
Just had sex with my wife on my 'lunch break'
>>85715045>'lunch break'>''you mean your dinner?
>calls the police on himself>gets caught
Holf Rarris
>>85715022You rang?What "premium", confused.
>Yeah mate got 48 kilos of flour, just because you know.omg so quirky xd
>>85715061He flagged down police to help with his cut hand. What a fucking utter retard.
>>85715131>pound fifty a kilo when its 47p in morros
>>85715139he was injured and he panicked.one of those lads who can dish it out but can't take it
wonder what happened to suffix seeking lad
not sure whether to go all out on the zolpidems and get through more of these dodgy Xanaxes (i feel like they're SOMETHING but not quite alprazolam)had a zopiclone i found on the floor and that's mixed things up a bit, variety is the spice of life and all thatneed to get back into the chill flow state of last night where i was watching Star Wars The Acolyte but i've already forgotten the character's names
ARSEFLAKES
SNOWHOLES
>>85715217this is what bantus call sunderland battymen
>>85715174Me? Wondering what happened to post-400 anxiety lad. Poor guy, hope he got on PIP for that.
>this faggotrynot a real man
I bet he thought he was being so funny or cunning or whatever when he said he was a traitor. But really what did he expect? He's not clever for doing it, the entire defence relies on others speaking up for him 'oh yeah he's just weird like that haha', but when push comes to shove he's got to claim he's faithful or he'll be gone. Mong.
postieberg skipped the blue doorwalking slowly chatting on his phonegoing some mad alternative route sauntering down the road instead of his usual pathand it's 3:30pm, well after the 'Royal Mail aims to deliver to urban areas by 3pm' stated goal...?what's going on, lads?
>>85715273>what's going on, lads?A mong is having a melty/breakdown over his post getting delivered
>>85715254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJYw1EqaNQi bet he watched this before hand
>>85715254He's 69 years old, I doubt he knows what day it is
>>85715143has to be "strong" flour for bread lad, so thats 90p per kg with less protein content, 12% for morrisons v 15% for manitoba.It's also easier to not do multiple trips to morrisons which would cost for travel and probably make the costs comparable.Though you do make a good point about price, convienience is much easier through amazon.
>>85715143Also in a perfect world Allinsons would do 16kg bags but appear to only supply catering. However i notice theres a price reduction on Haygates green label 16kg bags, so i'll grab one of those to mix things up.
>in a perfect worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl3H4vMqYNo
>half a gram is actually a gramcorrr, phwoar, and inb4>the bag itself>washing powder>it's shit because i find everything shitsometimes nice things just happen lads x
>>85715414Isn't the bad a giant percentage of that? A gram is nothing.
Might do a little bread bake tomorrow myself
>>85715445i'll just assume 103 centigrams is the bag, that's what i'll do.also does anyone know where i can get picrel on the cheap? not to huff, but to dust. there was a glorious golden age where they were just in Poundland, instead of 3-4 quid at weird 'electrical supply stores' (online is looking about the same)
TAKE A LOOK, TAKE A LOOKTAKE A LOOK AT THE KIDS ON THE STREETNO, THEY NEVER MISS A BEATNO, THEY NEVER MISS A BEATNEVER MISS A BEATNEVER MISS A BEAT, BEAT, BEAT, BEATTAKE A LOOK AT THE KIDS ON THE STREETNO, THEY NEVER MISS A BEATNO, THEY NEVER MISS A BEATNEVER MISS A BEATNEVER MISS ANEVER MISS A BEATNEVER MISS A BEAT
>>85715541settle down lollers
corrr they were saying Dr Who was dead, but it lives on in this new programme
We're approaching that terrible time of year when tiny children terrorise me. I wish they would just leave me alone.Please give me some tips.Note: I'm not a sex offender.Do I need to buy sweets to give them, or how does it work nowadays?
should I finally bite the bullet and get the vodka or should I continue with the beer and wine
>>85715801Vodka of course. Sprits are the best.
>>85715801normally 'biting the bullet' is doing something difficult in a tricky situationare you >implying that you will be opening the floodgates with your supermarket vodka?it's very difficult to put the lid back on pandora's box when that particular cuckoo has flown the nest
>>85715838yeah it's cheaper and I won't get as fat either because >minimal calories
Alcoholic here. You can get 1L of vodka for 16.79 pounds in Aldi.Don't waste your money in Tesco if you are buying it every week. You can save hundreds of pounds per year.
>>85715871I live in a rural area so no aldi close by. but will keep that in mind if I'm near an aldi in future, so thanks
>>85715871>Alcoholic here. thank you for your service
>>85715932corrr proper blast from the past in the tumour thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2rDWZndKtk>Kaiser Chiefs - Addicted To Drugs
>>85715978get yer own nostalgia, ya post stealin bastard ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s21F2d10Kki don't think this Vocal Android business will catch on tbdesu
>*Tries socking you in the head as you walk past to no effect then unleashes a litany of high pitched slurs at you*
I wonder why the other thread is more popular than this one.
>>85716169I didn't know there were two threads. But looking at the other thread, I'm guessing it's cuckolds who want to be dominated by Zionism.
Pie dinner from the chippy followed by chocolate cake and ice cream
Reckon Will has a veiny penis. Women love those.
>>85716378for me, it's a nice hearty dinner of chicken sticks and broccoli quadrants
i am not a rookie i did the RESEARCH(age)
A foid's folds.
wild stallions only 3 goals are:defend his mares and foals from predatorsfinding and breeding marespreventing other stallions breeding his mares
>>85716426After the size of that poo I just had, I'm wondering just how big of a cock I could take. Anyone else ever think about that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8Eqgz3rL3k>Wheatus - A Little Respect they yanking them tracksstraightening them bends
you must post now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIhx5Sj6Bcowot a banger
Fartin like a goodun
has the thread ever been this split before? what will happen when it's time to make a new one? I for one vote that we continue with comfy edishes and leave the overly political ones to the nonces in t'other thread x
>>85717555in my heart of hearts i consider this the trve thread. hope the troller has got his jollies, may he find peace.a weird side effect is it's been nice 'n' slow. you can change sides and watch it go from politics to feels.
Thread splitters.
it's the sad truth about trollerswhatever their intent, however high their jinks, it is a war with no winners. no ship to /bant/ will come to save us, all we have is each other. they intend to tear us apart but we will forever remain/britfeel/
You lot split the thread. You abandoned us.
>>85717866i blame myselfwhen that lad said >>85714630i had a HUNCH and that's as good as FACts
>>85717892Nope this caused it.
This thread is better than the other trollington thread innit.So so tired. Gonna be some good sleepinghams to be had, post haste.
Need to just reunite, put the thread splitting behind, and move on.
Gonna post in both threads I think
>>85718084And HENLO from the other threadington here also as well.
Nonce thread>>8571786
