>be me>high school, 2016 im 16>English, creative aggresive male teacher telling Japanese fable>Tells the undying loyalty of the samurai; an emperor is going on an excursion without his wife>is paranoid that his wife is going to cheat while is gone, tells the samurai this concern. The samurai presents a parting gift before the emperor leaves; his castrated genitals.>raise hand>tell the teacher I thought of an alternative>"why didn't he just buy a chasity cage?">class was dead silent for 5 minsThis is why im suicidal