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>be me
>high school, 2016 im 16
>English, creative aggresive male teacher telling Japanese fable
>Tells the undying loyalty of the samurai; an emperor is going on an excursion without his wife
>is paranoid that his wife is going to cheat while is gone, tells the samurai this concern. The samurai presents a parting gift before the emperor leaves; his castrated genitals.
>raise hand
>tell the teacher I thought of an alternative
>"why didn't he just buy a chasity cage?"
>class was dead silent for 5 mins

This is why im suicidal



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