female attention is exhausting anons :(I'm suffering
Female attention is exhausting because there's no female attention
>>85715682I need a wife badly, desperately.
>>85715682pass her to me then
>>85715682I can't tell if that's supposed to be a woman or twink
>>85715687then it's not exhausting>>85715692no, I love her>>85715696it's my kind of woman :)
>>85715705Shes not real or shes probably doing porn
>>85715724lol copelmao
>>85715705This is the only kind of woman I'm attracted to, I'm literally trying to get a date with a 150cm skinny qt right now.
>>85715735same! oh anon good luck hope you can get a date with her, you can do it anon!!
>>85715724She's real. I dated her online. She told me she hugs her pillow and falls asleep imagining it's me and got really shy when I asked if she uses my pictures to pleasure herself.
>>85715745where did you meet her? 9878907890
>>85715742I put my hand on her back once and it was ridiculous how I could nearly span the entire thing from one side to another. Must protec. And give her shoulder rides. And watch old movies with her on my lap.
>>85715782there is something very arousing about how much smaller women are compared to us
>>85715799And she's also older than me and calls me "young man" hehe.
>>85715808oh I love when older women do that, I love older women
>>85715769On a pornsite. Funny because she's quite a prude and probably still a KHHV. She wanted me to be the first as I was already the first and only one she ever loved.
>>85715830wow, but by pornsite you mean like a booru? or like pornhub? I've never heard of people meeting in a pornsite, this is fascinating
>>85715840Booru, forum, doesn't really matter. It was a sexual thing then it was a personal thing. She must have felt so lucky it happened when she believed that I was the best she could ever ask for.
>>85715858well I'm happy for you two:D so it's a LDR thing at the moment? are you two planning on meeting?
>>85715705>>85715682A woman like that would be incredibly avoidant, probably borderline asexual.
>>85715879in my experience they are hypersexual but they are avoidant sometimes
>>85715875It's done, over, gone. It's all as good as when she wanted me to think she's already dead.
>>85715901oh I'm sorry to hear that anon 32434
>black hair>bangs>small breasts>mentally ill>passionate, violent loveryeah that is my ideal. I would tell her not to cum imagining myself with her, but wait so I can make her cum with my fingers instead <3
I met a girl from here, I wanted a female friend to eventually date irl but she only wants an ebf to esex with. Its the most depressing feeling.
>>85716384I've met a few from here, they are all sex freaks for some reason.finally I met one that isn't a sex freak and it's been great
Where is my stinky skeleton weaboo gf
>>85716384Kek, I'm the male version of her, egfs are comfy, real sex sounds kinda gross.
>>85716372you want a tranny dude
>>85716517>>85716485Call me gay but I need love and a cuddle.
>>85716564no I totally understand, like not everything is about sex damn it
>>85715682need male boy bf boyfriend (gay) who looks and acts like this
>>85716747sorry I'm taken (I have a gf)
>>85715705I am pic rel but a fake robot from here dated me and broke my heart. Now I am starving myself waiting to die
>>85716844sorry to hear that :( what happened? how long did you two dated?
>>85715705>small tits>mentally illI'm sold
>>85716875convinced me he loved me, wanted to marry me, have kids with me then turns out he was cheating on me with multiple women the entire time. he lied about not being able to get time off work to visit me but it was because he was visiting other women instead
>>85715705I look exactly like this but I'm a man desu including the small tits part (gyno for some reason despite being skinny as a rail)Is it fucking over for me
>>85716767ask your gf if I can sniff your socks and underwear
>>85716950that's really shitty, sorry to hear that. but you shouldn't be starving yourself, you need a sensitive young man to cook you some dindin
>>85716950omg anon wtf exact same thing happened to me with someone off 4chins @.@ he said god made him do it lol
>>85717421no! that's gay if anyone is going to sniff my underwear is going to be her
>>85715682i cannot decide whether to furiously masturbate or vomit to this image
>>85717902why would you vomit?
>>85717544then post your worn socks... pls>that's gaybut you're gay
>>85718074I'm not gay, I'm straight and my worn socks just look like sock anon... you're making me uncomfortable
>>85715682i dont mind that this is a bait thread. truth is, im just in a great mood because i was thinking about how freeing it is that i can call you a nigger on 4chan, and i just wanted somewhere to express that. ahhh, have a nice day anon, best to you and all those foids!
>>85718154you know what? I'm glad you're having a great day anon, I'm having a great day too.
>>85718131hot... you should give in and let me see, i want to imagine your feet on my face, since you're all superior having a gf... especially if it makes you uncomfortable
>>85717404can I see your boytits I want to confirm something
>>85718311but you're gay, how does me having a gf make me better than you? I mean you don't care about women
>>85719057i don't have a real partner so that logic holds up. and i'm bi so i still like women too... yet i feel this way
>>85718349This character would not be safe around me.Like I could give a fuck if they call themselves a man.
>>85719061I see, that's werid, very weird
>>85715682>woman bluntly asking you to have sex instead of making you perform some metaphorical song and dance all day firstmost of them aren't that based
>>85716950>>85717487Why is this story so common on 4chan? How do you screw this up?
>>85716950>dated chadevery time
>>85719090because chad has pumped and dumped every woman out there
>>85719075i'm happy being weird! but i guess you don't want to do it, sorry
>>85719162sorry anon, that would be like cheating
>>85719186it would just be a picture, not like we would ever meet, oh well
>>85715682>>85715705Cutter emo hello kitty black/brown hair flat chested white chick into anime. I COULD HAVE HAD THIS, MAN. Fuck!>>85716372I wish Reze was in part 2
>>85718349Absolutely not anon nobody can ever see themMy only recourse is to never remove my shirt
>>85719764How about your boyfriend? Would you let your boyfriend see them? In private? Are they sensitive?
agree op i was a long term cel no female contact until i found this woman online and now she's obsessed with me and i don't want it
>>85715682attention in general is exhausting
>>85720841I'm not gay so I would never have a boyfriend so no... and they don't really have any sensation if you touch them. They do look similar to the characters your posting but a bit bigger if that's what you're wondering
>>85715682> *sniff sniff*> Ugh! > I told you, not until you shower!
>>85715682>no visible body hairFake freaks, the lot of you.
>>85719097>dated a robot>chad
>>85721915>was banging multiple womenyes he was a closeted chad
>>85721801They sound really cute anon I can't lie I think I'd jerk off and cum pretty hard to your itty bitties
>>85721931Erm... thanks I suppose but that kind of confirms my thought that only gay men could ever possibly like themMy only recourse is actual breast reduction surgery but I feel like having those scars as a man would make it even worse and make people even more likely to assume im trans
>>85721994If they aren't that big then can't they remove them through your armpits? You can just hide the scars with armpit hair.
>>85721994Is it gay to want to jerk off to boobs? Not that I'm denying the claim in aggregate desu I do get hard for cute boys but you'd probs also look good as a girlUse them before you lose them!
>>85722025I didn't know they could do that so that might be possible, thanks anon. I also barely have any fucking armpit hair but they'd still be way more hidden>>85722063It is gay when it's my boobs you want to jerk off to>you'd probs also look good as a girlI would never transition even if I could because I hate trannies, plus although I'm very feminine looking I'm also freakishly tall and have a super deep voice so it puts me in an odd position
>>85722202>very feminine looking I'm also freakishly tall and have a super deep voicean extremely erotic combination of attributes the only odd position they'll get you in is being on the receiving end of a rough pronebone
wow my thread is still up....and people are being gay....
>>85722307An extremely odd position to be in if I DONT want my asshole blown out by a man, which I don't. Shit would seriously be so much easier if I was gay but I'm not.
>>85715858>enter thread expecting to goon to jimikos>see pic>get reminded of all the suffering my girl went throughmfw...
