Why did God have to make women so beautiful? I hope that one day Ill have the chance to be loved by one and make love to her.Imagine coming home and having this every day.
I would pull my face into her day 1 and promptly have a heart attack from overexcitation and die
>>85716049How does she even take a shit? Does she have to grab the sides of her ass as she sits down first?
>>85716049cool that you still have hope but I've accepted that I'll die virgin long ago
>>85716547does the acceptance make it easier to interact with females?
>>85716743I've never interacted with them and never will, I don't see a point in doing so.
>>85716798if you literally never have, then perhaps there is no point in starting now. how does that happen anyway? you some kind of greek orthodox monk or something?
>>85716838I just never go outside is all
>>85717099okay, but like... how? you've never been out for a walk? or bought a soda from a shop? i avoid human interaction too, but how is never going outside even feasible? i just find that kind of existence difficult to imagine "is all"
>>85716066the only way to go
>>85716076americans just shit through it and then use dry toilet paper
