I swear that I'm funny!A random girl sat next to me yesterday and died of laughter from two of my jokes.First one:The professor showed us the banana and tape art piece that was sold for 1 million dollars and the guy who bought it ate it. She was sitting on my left, so I turned my face to her and said:>"I don't even have a wallet and my wallet is crying right now."Second joke:She told me before that this was her first time attending this professor's lecture after I asked her what they did last time. Half an hour later, the professor complained about how the last lecture was horrible and she didn't like it because no one participated. I turned to her again and said:>"It's because we both weren't here last time, obviously."She absolutely died from this, and when the lecture ended, she gave me her number.
This was the cringiest shit I've read all day, have your (You)(OP)
>>85717206nice job OP, if you can stay humorous, you could probably get laid.
Pretty lame imo but what are you gonna do w the number, she's probably gonna end up seeing you as an entertainment source and nothing more if I'm being honest
If you call that number a 6'7, 500 pound balding, middle-aged black man will come to your house
>>85717206>anon is imagining fictional encounters with other people in his head again
>>85717215Please, I need this. I have severe self-esteem issues because my sister, since I can remember, was telling me that I'm unfunny.The only way I know how to prove myself is by being the funny guy. I'm Chandler from Friends, and everyone knows how that guy's story ended.You had to be there. I know it looks cringe, but there's context.I said the first joke when the professor showed us pic rel.And I did participate in the class discussion; that's why the professor mentioned how bad the last lecture was.I need this, anon, please.
>>85717237I'm legit not going to use it, I'm just happy someone laughed at my jokes.I understand my sister and family won't find my sense of humor to be good because I live with them and to be frank I try my bits on my sister. >>85717255I added it to Whatsapp and it has her picture >>85717258I don't know how to prove my self to online strangers, I just want someone to tell me that, my jokes were at least decent
>>85717206Humor is relative, don't be surprised neckbeard on the chin don't have the same sense of humour as random girls your age.
>>85717206Neither of these jokes are funny anon you must be handsome.
>>85717557>My sense of humor is the authority Absolute tosser
