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another day, another cope taken away  No.85717894 Archived
I was jerking it crazy style then suddenly a massive headache hit
this has happened to me before, but it stopped. Why does this shit keep happening to me
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Anonymous
 No.85717899
 No.85717899
>>85717894
this happens to me, I unironically think its God smiting me to stop me from sinning
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Anonymous
 No.85717905
 No.85717905
You have yet to accept the truth regarding foids on this board. You get what you fucking deserve.
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Anonymous
 No.85717956
 No.85717956
>>85717899
I am convinced that god hates me
I get shit like this every single day
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Anonymous
 No.85718015
 No.85718015
Surely there are anons who had this too?
Come on, don't leave a nigga hanging
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Anonymous
 No.85718024
 No.85718024
>>85718015
I just told you, God doesn't want you jerking off all day
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Anonymous
 No.85718065
 No.85718065
>>85718024
That is just cruel
I have to let off steam somehow
And God can't punish me. He's the one who put me in this position in the first place.
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Anonymous
 No.85718230
 No.85718230
Dude i wanna JERK OFF
but i CAN'T because i will get a headache again
I WANNA JERK OFF
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Anonymous
 No.85718335
 No.85718335
Poor cardio probably. Try some exercise and see if it reproduces the effect.
Oh you probably don't know that word.
See if it makes the effect happen again.
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Anonymous
 No.85718351
 No.85718351
>>85718335
lmao if you get out of breath from jerking off it is actually over
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Anonymous
 No.85718422
 No.85718422
>>85718335
I cycle semi-regularly. Does that count?
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Anonymous
 No.85718505
 No.85718505
I wanna jerk off again
ughhh
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Anonymous
 No.85718601
 No.85718601
I wanna find a cute redhead anime girl and destroy my dick to her
why must god be so cruel to me
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Anonymous
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 No.85718900
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>>85717894
just keep jerking through the headache
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Anonymous
 No.85718905
 No.85718905
>>85718900
No
It feels bad
The headache was awful. Like really awful.
I want to jerk off without the headache
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Anonymous
 No.85719316
 No.85719316
You know what sucks the most? I have infinite material now. I can get pretty much any goonbait i want, and i can't do it, because it would fucking agonize me to hell's end
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Anonymous
 No.85719922
 No.85719922
Why has god cursed me with goonaches
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Anonymous
 No.85719936
 No.85719936
>>85718905
This is so dang funny. Instead of your SO saying no because they have a headache you did it to yourself.
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