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Why not give boylove a chance? No, you won't have a duty to do anal lol
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>>85718303
homo or fujo thread?
either way no one looks like teen boys other than teen boys
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I will never find love unfortunately
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I am quite fond of Boy love, although I am a boy who will never find love
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>>85718303
Maybe romance is ok, but I would never kiss or fuck a guy. Like most would be placing my forehead in his
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>>85718303
Are you offering? Are you a cute boy?
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>how do I take lonely fucked up people and really fuck them up?
>I will make them fags who die of aids after untold psychological torment
you're a saint
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how ze fug do u fug withoud getting shidd on ur digg?
i realy doan wanna get shidd on my digg
perhaps i just go join al qaeda or smthing idk
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>>85718303
Id give it a chance though
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>>85718303
because I am not a faggot. And faggots keep crying that being gay isn't a choice. Did they change their mind?
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>>85718303
cuz its gay and it makes gods heart hurt seeing his creation to do sexually immorality
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i wouldn't mind it.

>>85718309
kys.
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>>85718303
Because I'm straight? What a retarded question.
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>>85718303
Because I'm not a fucking faggot attracted to men. Why don't you try NOT being a fag?
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>>85719132
no you're not.

>>85719141
all men have a little sugar inside them. also no.
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>>85719147
You're being no different than the christcucks who send their fag kids to conversion camps
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>>85719292
but i'm not a "christcuck" who sent "their fag kids to conversion camps".
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>>85719297
You are a fag who tries to convert straight anons to faggotry. Same shit, only different way around. If you're gonna do this, don't cry when boomer parents do that to their children.
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>>85719302
i'm not trying to convert anyone. seems weird that you're taking my presentation of the truth in THAT way. can you not talk to me? thanks!
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>>85718303
>>85719147
what do you call these posts then?
anon has said no, and you are trying to brainwash and manipulate him into changing his mind. How is that not "conversion"?
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>>85719328
once you've been around, you can just tell from a quick read. no manipulation going on here, sir.
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>>85719334
what mental gymnastics do you use in order to translate "I'm straight" into "i'm actually secretly gay"
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>>85719344
why do i have to explain everything to you people. please stop talking to me it's making me uncomfortable. but the gist of it is that look at his punctuation.
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>>85719372
>please stop talking to me it's making me uncomfortable.
your insistence on trying to convert straight people is making me uncomfortable. I swear, most of you faggots are like this. Every time i encountered a fag online he was either trying to convert me or some other anon
>but the gist of it is that look at his punctuation.
pic rel
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>>85719392
don't use that slur on me. other homosexuals may be okay with it but not me.
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>>85719401
You're a fag
a faggy fag
whatcha gonna do about it you big old fag?
gonna fag all over me with your faggy face and your faggy boots? Faggot?
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>>85719410
this could be us, anon. but you choose to ignore your roots. to discard your purpose. to throw the truth away entirely. to leave it in the dust.
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>>85719414
unfortunately for you I'm only attracted to cute redhead anime girls
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>>85719419
what if i dressed up as satania for you? i think we could get something going.
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>>85719428
1. Satania isn't that attractive. She lacks height, curves, and tits
2. you're not a woman
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I wanna look into actual bl and yaoi stuff because Ive liked femboys and otherwise cute looking boys for ages so I wanna check out the proper shiz, but I despise how the entire genre is made for and by women so I feel weird and out of place interacting with it, plus I feel like the people who make it would hate me for being a real life male and not an anime boy which I know I shouldnt care about because most fujoshi are unhinged weirdos but still

ps I FUCKING HATE THE CAPTCHA ITS TAKEN ME NEARLY 30 MINUTES TO BE ABLE TO POST THIS
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>>85719434
what if i dressed up as satania for you but with her newer canon form? she's bustier now, btw.
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>>85719445
You would look like a man with a red wig and a dress
that's not even remotely hot
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how autistic are you to not take the easy out of this conversation with another joke
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>boylove
Homosexual spam belongs in the homosexual containment board >>>/lgbt/
Fuck off to your containment board, homosexual aberration
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>>85719517
you would be the one paying for me to look good.

>>85719525
he loves me.

>>85719611
Your [SAGE!] has been dispelled!

Greetings from Nicaragua!
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>>85719638
No I won't do that, because i am not interested in men
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last digit of this post decides whether or not he loves me. for example, if it's three, it goes
>he loves me
>he loves me not
>he loves me
etc. etc.

>>85719651
you'd find me irresistible if you knew me.
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he loves me
he loves me not
he loves me
he loves me not
he loves me
he loves me not
he loves me
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>>85718303
Anyone who looks at this image and feels conceptually offended by it obviously doesn't deserve what it depicts in the first place. Let these faggots rot from the inside out.
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>>85719667
again, what's with the conversion?
How would you feel if someone tried to convert you into heterosexuality?
do you not see the hypocricy?
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>>85719721
listen <3 here <3 nonny <3 it's <3 not <3 "conversion" <3 because <3 i'm <3 merely <3 presenting <3 the <3 truth. <3 and <3 you <3 of <3 all <3 people <3 should <3 know <3 this. <3 there <3 is <3 nothing <3 more <3 to <3 it.
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>>85718303
did in high school but honestly most gays are really annoying and i only did it cus i was going through a prolonged state of mental retardation so i just ghosted him the second we graduated
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>>85719745
I think the truth is that you are sick and the demon that's possessing you is making you have these homosexual thoughts. Maybe you should go to a camp or a church and pray those thoughts away with the help of a priest?
see, I can do it too
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>>85719837
i think the truth is that you are completely in love with me but you don't want to admit it. but i like that. i like those types of men.
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>>85719859
No, I just like to argue with people. Don't take it personally. Also I find the fact that it's okay for fags to attempt to convert straight dudes disgusting
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>>85719869
you argue in such a unique manner for /r9k/, it's making me interested in you even more desu. i'm not sure how to explain it to you. anyway, i do have confirmation so that's good. thanks for spending time with me in this thread, anon.
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>>85719878
Your behavior is disgusting and I don't like you. The only reason I'm responding to you because I have this naive hope that somehow you will explain yourself and give a reason for your disgusting behavior.
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>>85719888
checked!!! anyway, if i was a vampire and knocked on your door, would you let me in?
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crawling over to my lover directly through his display just to give him a single forehead kiss right before going back into the digital realm.
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>>85719888
man i feel you. but just don't bother. what will getting one person on 4chan to think about their actions and cognitive dissonance even do?

anyways get your pushups in and drink water. kudos for trying anyways
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Because I find the scent of other male bodies gross. This is a natural reaction from straight men.



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