Halloween is on a Saturday this year. In my college town this mean everyone is going to be having fun and getting laid. Except for me. The despair is real.
>>85718475Yeah but you can laugh at the retards that get to have sex but also ruin their lives. Take for example those seven dudes, four of which actually had sex, and then the girl, and sure they all wanted to do it and they planned it and she planned doing ketamine off their dicks while also getting fucked in all of that stuff. She thought she was so fucking cool after doing that and then everybody started turning their nose up at her so then she goes ahead and starts trying to ruin those dudes lives to save face. So you have a girl who's reputation in his room, and then she's taking it out on these other dudes that at the very least, are being punished through the process. And we get to laugh at everyone involved because they all get to have sex and we don't but then they get to have the worst repercussions for it because they're fucking pieces of shit.
>>85718475Why except you? Just go out and get laid, its fun
>>85718917where should I go out to get laid, then?
>>85718475You are in a college town, on halloween and there's a chance you won't get laid? Unless you're over 40, or in extremely bad shape, that's nearly impossible.
>>85718929I haven't gotten laid and ive lived mt whole life in a college town.I am brown though, so maybe thats why.
>>85718926Get a fucking costume and a list of parties and get out there. I'll tell you now that the guys who wore the most ridiculous costumes are the ones that got the most ass - I could never bring myself to go that far, but I still did pretty well at parties.
>>85718941oh. that's a different story. my apologies. anyway, good luck.
>>85718943I've never been invited to a Halloween party, much less gone to a supposedly public one, with bouncers who rejected me.
>>85718943this board is fucking deadgo go gadget kill everyone in this thread
>>85718958I...don't even know what to say to that. Unless you're surrounded by only high-end clubs that only want the best of the best on the floor, I don't see how that's possible, unless you are giving off some extremely creepy vibe.
>>85719121im just a normal dude who just so happens to be short and brown, never has anyone acted hateful towards me for anything ive done.
