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Do/can you smell things in your dreams? I can from time to time, but not always, and it's usually pretty intense and memorable. It happened in last night's dream, too (where my parents were still together), and I didn't even think about it until I smelled it again in real life.
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>>85719145
anon seek therapy, then goon till your balls are empty
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>>85719196
I can only goon once, maybe twice a week now. I'm getting old and depressed.
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>>85719145
Can you greentext it? I don't care if that was just to grab my attention. Make something up if you have to.
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>>85719145
I dreamt my dad blew his brainfs out and it smelled like pork butt
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>>85719199
no excuses, goon till your cock is limp and your balls are empty
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>>85719222
Ok, but only because you got trips.
>I pull up to a door getting ready to load some freight
>oh, what a surprise, there's a coworker in there struggling to build a deck, and two other coworkers sitting outside doing jack shit to help
>wellwhatever.exe
>decide to pull out my phone for a quick look despite us not being aLloWeD to do so on the work floor
>home screen was OP
>literally outta nowhere, Ops Manager walks up while I'm staring at it
>ohshitohfuck.wav
>luckily, I was wearing my mask and shades, so he couldn't see my true shocked reaction
>"you know you're not supposed to be on your phone?"
>"...yes."
>"okay, well do it off the dock next time"
>"ok"
>put my phone away and quietly pray that nothing becomes of the interaction
Nothing became of the interaction.

>>85719235
huh...you know, I haven't seen any firearms in my dreams in years. Only recently have I started seeing smartphones.

>>85719240
The body is not willing, nor is the mind aroused.



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