I'm confident I could beat 99% of people in a fight, despite never being in one. I think I could take out a polar bear with a bowie knife, I'd probably bleed out but I'd slit its throat.
>>85719544You are what they call a dunning krueger
>>85719576Look at this fucking NERD. I bet you wax your bookmarks with the same stuff you use to polish your calculator, NERD.>>85719544Yeah bro you just need to feint them and you'll make it, it's really an emdurance and reflex thing. I'm pretty sure I could take a croc, I used to watch Steve Irwin sometimes so I think I got the jist of it but I don't know about stingrays, they don't even really have limbs.
the polar bear would ignore the cut and destroy you, zero chance
I need to figure out how to get better delts and how to do my back better. I'm pretty ripped but I'm lacking in these areas.
Post physique, pussy
>>85719544If you spend two sessions learning how to fight, you'll learn just enough to where you will be able to beat 50% of the people on the entire planet. I think that's pretty neat.
>>85719657He's right, you've got to take it a finger at a time, it can't kill you if it doesn't have claws. Or it can but you know, you could probably lure in an orca with all the blood to avenge you and it wouldn't be able to run good because you cut its fingers off.>>85719742Yeah man I was on /fit/ and they told me you just need to do sandbag training, OHP and slapping bitches. Backhand. Or (table) tennis. Air hockey if you're really rich.
>>85719776it has a massive mouth as wellare you going to pull out every single tooth one by one too?
