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>is that an uncircumcised penis on a g*yim child?
>6 quadrillion years in brimstone nigger hell
So what was yahweh problem exactly
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circumcision was biblically only for jews. americans circumcise for no reason. there's nothing in the Bible that says hell is forever. circumcision was originally to do with a sacrifice to do with fertility since the covenant with abraham was having a big lineage. pretty much everyone did fertility rituals, the jewish one was pretty tame to the surrounding nations which would sacrifice their children and have ritual orgies.
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>>85720096
I'm getting close to saying atheistic communism is based
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>>85720083
>So I have an idea
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To answer OP, there is no eternal damnation in Judaism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheol
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>>85720110
Weah gonna be rich brotha schloinkus mahk my woyds
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>>85720083
>>6 quadrillion years in brimstone nigger hell
Citation needed. Hell is literally medieval fanfiction.
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>>85720117
*hug*

Let me tell you all about the latest grifts
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>>85720121
Schloinkus keep yoah thinking cap awn the goys don't like owa pretty penis oidea.
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>>85720083
>6 quadrillion years in brimstone nigger hell
audibly kekked, holy shir
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>>85720083
Let me see your penis right now, so I can make sure you are a good guy.
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>>85720083
>So what was yahweh problem exactly
He's the tutelary spirit of a deranged penis mutilating tribe of violent slavers who make live sacrifices to the sun and stars.

He should be as forgotten as Moloch and Ishtar, but by some bizarre goof up in history, he was adopted by the Roman empire and sort of took over Europe over 1300 years.

Now adults in an age when everyone has unlimited access to all of mankind's collective data in their pockets all the time, still think if they use telepathy to talk to Yahweh, he will grant their fucking wishes like a genie.



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