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How was last night /r9k/? 10/08/26(Thu)09:38:45 No.85721548

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How was last night /r9k/? Anonymous 10/08/26(Thu)09:38:45 No.85721548

>be me
>failed normalfag fakecel who's never been in a relationship and has oneitis when way too old
>work event
>open bar
>drinking alone
>junior takes pity on me and introduces me to friend
>short blonde girl
>dumb white girl name
>talk with her until everyone leaves
>leave too
>piss in train station
>go to bar
>drink beer alone
>for two hours
>latino guys sit on my table and speak to each other in Spanish like I'm not there
>realize I am invisible
>go to boardwalk
>start shaking and crying
>approach water
>try to call suicide hotline
>line busy
>lmao
>remember webm on /wsg/ where guy jumped off Golden Gate bridge and instantly regretted it
>remember I'm good swimmer
>probably not going to happen
>lie in the middle of boardwalk
>people walk around me like I'm diseased
>stare at stars, crying so much I see double
>leave
>need to go up escalator
>decide to go up wrong way because I'm invisible and nobody cares
>get to top and almost trip
>old Chinese guy asks if I'm ok
>ignore him
>start deliberately walking into couples and groups of girls to scare them
>arrive at crime scene
>multi-car crash
>guy comes up to me with his friend filming
>say I wish I was in one of the cars
>tells me he's streaming on Kick
>tell his chat to ruining their life gambling
>"is that how you ruined your life?"
>"no"
>"was it women?"
>say nothing
>go to train station
>lie on ground because nobody cares
>girl asks if I'm OK
>offers me popcorn
>say I want water
>she has none
>she asks me how I'm doing etc
>asks me if I'm out with friends
>say I have no friends
>ask her what her job is
>works for tequila company
>say I can't drink tequila anymore
>assumes it's because I'm drunk
>actually because it reminds me of oneitis
>tell her other than the streamer she's the only person who's talked to me
>she says she would have smashed streamer's camera
>go to mcdonalds
>strip club across street
>free entry
>I've never been
>actually a lie, $20 minimum
>forget about it
>go home