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My dick is hard again
I really wanna jerk off
But i can't
I just know I will get a killer headache if I do
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>>85721991
have u seen doctor yet?

my spidey senses are tingling

XDXDXD
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>>85721991
>hard dick
Post dick or gtfo
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>>85722002
Dude i'm not seeingna doctor for goon headaches
>>85722008
Stop doing a foid
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>>85721991
Stop holding your breath and tensing your body when you jerk off, stupid.
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>>85722035
It's not something you can control anon.
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I wanna JERK OFF
FUCK WANNA JERK OFF
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>>85722050
You can tho. For real.
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>>85721991
Sorry to hear that, nonny. Would you like me to give you a hand? Maybe you can have a drink while using my mouthpussy~?
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>>85722109
When I goon I focus on the goon bait and gooning itself
There is no more room to focus on anything else
>>85722138
Ew no
Also learn how to read
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>>85722149
>When I goon I focus on the goon bait and gooning itself
>There is no more room to focus on anything else
speedrunning popping a brain vein any%, safe gooning anon.
GO JERK OFFFFFFF
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>>85722160
I REALLY WANT TO BUT THE HEADACHE WAS REALLY BAD
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>>85722149
You can smoke instead if you want, I don't mind. That should take care of your pesky headache, op-sama.
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>>85722188
smoking is shit. Does absolutely nothing, except make you cough and feel nausious
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>>85721991
Prostate orgasms don't result in that shitty post nut feeling
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>>85721991
Want me to jerk you off instead bro?
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>>85722252
Oh i'm talking about weed not cancer sticks, sweatie.
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>>85722313
I would love to, but I live in a "no-fun-allowed" shithole, so they are illegal. Like really illegal. i could get prison if i get caught with it.
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>>85722168
Do it anyway. You'll die as you lived.
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>>85721991
u know what u must do anon, but do u have the strength to do it?
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why does god keep taking away my copes?
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>>85721991
Hit it with a hammer



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