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>go on a tinder date
>girl gets mad because I paid for lunch and tells me to fuck oif
ok whatever
>go on a second tinder date
>see her and she is stunning try to smile at her with my best smile
>she is cold, distant, and leaves after 30 minutes
>writes me that I should work on my emotions because seeing a guy making a disgusted face during the first sight is very offensive and blocks me
ok whatever
>new tinder date
>we drink coffee
>she asks me when did I have my last relationship
>lie saying 1 year ago (obviously never, I am on this board)
>she becomes distant and leaves in a few minutes, writes me a note on whatsapp that "you should find yourself first and start dating later"
okay whatever, next time it wil lhappen right
>another fucking date
>have a great time
>tell her I want to see her again
>she tells me no, because she doesn't want to spend time with a guy who doesnt flirt on the first date
FUCKING HELL WHATEVER
>next date
>girl is stunning, compliment her and flirt
>tell her I want to see her again
>she doesnt reply for 2 days then writes me
>"I don't want to meet you again, because you clearly make attachments too fast"
>I ask what did I do wrong
>"maybe dont flirt during the first date, and wait if there is a spark on the third
get a match today
>start talking
>"look I dont want to date you because your profile says you love last samurai and top gun, these are very bad movies and I can't date with a guy who is not artistic enough for my taste

This happened in 2026. I fucking refuse to continue this humiliatoin ritual. I will die alone. You just can't figure out women
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This sounds like a bunch of lies. I don't believe you OP.
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>>85723212
What is so unbeliavable? I had 5 dates this year. Chads have 50
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At least you're able to match with people.
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>>85723198
Title was promising but unrealistic story gave the bait away, landing an actual date is impossible.
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>>85723198
>he has dates
Normie.
Meanwhile
>ive had no dates in the last 25 years
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Ah. I see ze issue. Very simply fix.
Your problem is zat you listen to the woman creature. Rookie mistake haha!
You never listen to ze fish how to catch ze fish. You listen to ze fisherman!

The prescription is to be of doing the natural things. Do whatever you want! If you vant to flirt, flirt! If you vant to cool, then be of the cool.
Do not be of listening to the woman creature 1 and be of expecting to have it work for the woman creature 2.
You are not acting like man now, you are acting like accessory to woman. Zat is their job, to be your accessory! Bee yourself first, and only then vill you find one that matches you.
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>>85723228
>What is so unbeliavable?
>I had 5 dates this year
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>has dates
>multiple dates
>posts on r9k
How did you even find this place normie.
Get off my board
and KYS
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>>85723228
this >>85723655 basically. I can barely get a single date in a year and you had 5????
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>>85723198
All those women are bullets you dodged. I absolutely guarantee it. If you actually ended up dating any of them they would ruin your fucking entire life, I promise you.



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