Roadfrog edition
>>85723448I just love rape
Woman poo
>>85723459When was the last time you raped someone lad?
>>85723448This cunt stole my Fangtastics.
I'm a bad lad like datkidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T7Bs4yEsdM
I quite like that little Lenny Rush nikka. Quite a small little funny dude. Made the best of a bad situation.
I can see now why a new thread was needed.
>one chance at life>end up with pearly penile papules
any old lads remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6MOX2tGq80
Wanking to Doja Cat right now
anybody going to watch the worlds strongest lid competition?
Had a fucking nice poo earlier.
>>85723665mere seconds after this the washing machine landed in the crowd and killed several people. it not rite
>>85723688its what they get for being in the crush zone
Bored, lonely and depressed. Think I've got a cold developing too.
No link to prev threadGOOD
SHITHOUSE
>>85723746My mums got a cough at the moment in a few days I'll have it. Great.
None of the black women who drowned in a suicide pact in Brighton could swim.Muh tropes.
IVE RAN OUT OF PORRIDGE
fucking baltic in my boxflat
>>85723802I wish we could swap mate mines the opposite and I want what you have.
If it's 12 degrees and you're sweating you are overweight.
My piss has been a really dark colour almost brown for a while now and mum says I have to drink at least 2 litres a day of this stuff and I'm about half way through and had enough.
>start new job tomorrow>lying in bed, immediately my mind jumps to "this wont save you, ultimately you are still a friendless loser who will die unloved and alone, you really ahould just commit suicide before your parents die because there is no reality in which you will ever be happy">not even a teenager, in my late 20's>start browsing the chan to distract myself despite the fact i have to be up at 4am quite tired of it all lads
>>85723821>quite tired of it all ladsiktf
>>85723828its horrible, simultaneously death is fucking terrifying but the prospect of living another 50 - 60 years this way also is.intrusive thoughts mostly come at night i guess.
>>85723838I never said I care.
>>85723845you cared enough to reply so at least someone knows what im thinking lying in my bed at this hour, thats good enough for me !
>>85723821At the point now where I actively hope for some sort of terminal illness to get me out of this shit planet, but that sort of stuff doesn't happen to folks like me, it happens to people who actually like it here.
Tomorrow I will be giving one (You) on britfeel if you are the best post of a day in life of a britfeel poster limerick . You might get that (You).
>>85724021Thank you, how kind. I will keep a look out for your special (You)
>>85724030Post mean prizes.
>>85723485Deserved it to be honest, Apus can barely maintain a jog for more than a minute.
Why do apus live in squalid conditions?
Apparently you can run around with your dick out in GTA6. Why?
>>85723448worst balaclava ever
Nu breadinghams Is itPhwaorX
>>85724110theyre not very smart so cant get good jobs so end end up in slums
>>85723448People ITT which actively try and use british slang when posting here are such faggots
I have nothing to say but have the urge to post
Things can only get worse
You might disapprove of my opinions about Nelson Mandela, but that does NOT make me a killer. The real killer is still on the loose!
SHE SNIFF ME BRAPHOLEWHEN IM IN NEE-EE-EE-EEDYEH IT A TRIFLIN'FREN INDEEDYEH SHE A POOP SNIFFERWAY OVER TOWNAND SHE SNIFF ON ME... (music build up before rapping comes in) ...YEH I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A POOP SNIFFABUT SHE AIN'T MESSIN' WIV NO PEE NI**AI AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A POOP SNIFFABUT SHE AIN'T MESSIN' WIV NO PEE NI**A
>>85724317>Nelson Mandelacommunist terrorist
Not long until Christmas now
>>85724458fuck off fuck off fuck oooooffffffff
>>85724458Always hate Christmas. Consumerist bollox and just symbolises another year of rotting coming to an end.
>>85724458Saw the tubs of roses and celebrations in Asda the other day bloody hell.
>>85724458hope the lads here have saved up enough money for the apus singing christmas carols on your doorstep and then fleecing you
>>85724526spray of detol right in the face!
Took triple my prescribed pregabalin dose. Worried my pain management will be fucked now. I just can't cope anymore and needed a high. Honestly, I'm gonna kill myself soon. Life ends. Mine needs to end.
>>85724667How many mg did you take lad? You will be in a better mood soon that is for sure
>>85724404He is a cannibal too. Yes, nor was. Is. He is alive
>>85724743I'm prescribed 600mg a day (split into two doses)..At the time of that post I took 900mg at once. I was desperate and suicidal. I'm worried my medication won't work normally anymore now, but I'm killing myself anyway. I'm sick of this shit life.
>>85724868It'll be fine lad don't worry. I once took 1200mg at once and pregabalin still worked afterwards. I suggest you also get some cannabis to boost your mood a bit.
Off to bed de lids, hope I don't wake up but I know I will. See you all later.
>Jesus was totally black, goyim!!!So sick of these (((soros)))-sponsored kurzgesoid kikes lol
Fink i'll be wrapping it up semi-soonishWithin the next 5-10, evenX
>>85725370Wasn't black, but he was a middle eastern man. He was wasn't white either mate.Brown.
Brutal shemale beatings
>>85725370Jesus was a Jew btw
>>85723490Really enjoy this lads Choons, propa wigga
>>85725370aren't jews white?
Left and middle guy is literally me
Almost 6 innit
There once was a lid near BudeWho seemed like a pleasant dudeChecks out MILFsPosts some filthThen goes on his delivery route
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKi9fED6sfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2FMDV8yW9M
Pregab day today. I want time to fly by, today, tomorrow and sunday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RiQDCWsk-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYNnNCBJddw
>>85726106An unexpected Budey reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPD8Ja64mRU
any lads still up from yesterday
>>85726533Nope, I got drunk and fell asleep around 20:00 and slept till 07:00 ish.You been up all night?
>a kids song>nobody likes me, everybody hates me>a fun kids songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiBe2_xvZRk
Morning lads, another night without sex another dreary day thinking about nothing but sex
>>85726611BeavtifvI
>>85726611Maybe not for single digit aged kids, but this is a pretty typical experience for a lot of teens.
>>85726694Weirdly weird for a childs entertainer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LagoycfdCA
Morning, morning, morning, all good, lads. And a very happy Friday to you all!Just look at her go! Woah.>The Cure - Friday I'm In Lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8
>>85726873Morning lollers, good choon that is.
>>85726898Morning, matey. What's on for today? I hope you have a boss Friday!
>>85726912>What's on for today?I'm going to get fooked up pal, as the scottish say. But need to ring the drs, and something else but I forgot. I also CBA speaking to the drs, so will probably not ring them.Annoyed as fuck now. Stupid mcdonalds faggots.
>>85727002I use PATCHS to book appointments and such for my doctors. I like it better than talking.I hope you get good news about Pokemon promotion.
>>85727038Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I'll do it on monday.Need to go out and get some supplies, but again, CBA.Just not feeling it today.
In Widemouth Bay fyi.
>>85727106You should come to west yorkshire, it's great here. They even have a lidl you can go to, and get me some supplies if you like. Loadsa MILFs in there usually.
Cor! Love a good Lidl milf!
Guess everyone is on their way to mine to get me some shopping. No other reason for the thread to be so quiet.Have the thread splitters made another thread or something?
who /boxroom/ here?
>>85727224Nope, not since leaving muh mum's. Big mistake, as instead of having 1 hoarder tier room, I now have a full house of it.
morn, all. imbibing my breakfast Red Bull Kinder Bueno ketamine kombo and that's just lush. hope yous all have a good day too.
and then Simon the Hedgehog fires a hadouken at Andrew the Bully from Zone 8B and it burns him and the girls say 'our hero' and award him with a kiss.can i say my fiction is 'inspired by' real life events or wishes? no, a storyweaver must keep his secret's....
Just poured the pale lager
>>85727335Neutonic orange sunrise for muh breakfast, cheese on toast and a peroni for dinner, pregab ~13:30.Not a good day, but things will change once effects start happening.
Just realised last night I had a lot of my box sets against a wall that was heating up due to the open fire. Moved them of course but still a pain in the balls. Hope it didn't destroy any of my discs. I mean the wall was warm but of course perhaps only the edge of the spines were getting hot because of how they sat. The covers don't look destroyed or wavy. Probably okay? Yeah, I'm a mong for never realising. Simple as.
>>85727421That's a stupid mistake to make mongboy. Thousands of pounds down the drain?
>>85727418sounds lush friend, might have a grilled cheese myself in a bit.you know this, but i would be REMISS not telling you to be careful with those pregabs + lager. it's different to benzos + booze, it's not like getting MORE drunk it's as though you don't clock HOW drunk you are until you've walked into a wall. you don't need that in your life.
It's baby loss awareness weekIf you're not aware you've misplaced your baby then you shouldn't have one
Nelson Mandela invented Um Bungo
>>85727435Just looked at the damage and it's running into the tens of pounds
wagie ragies upset about paying vat on fuel dutybad luck wagies, think i'll have a nice bike ride today
>>85727435;_; lay off him, he said as much and tbqh that's a pretty straightforward lapse of judgement. I'll never understand how people store books in cold/hot countries. not that they have to be pristine, mind, but what if some North African or Antarctican lad just wants to look after his manga collection? at least with discs the 1s and 0s are hopefully still readable.
>>85727002It's ok lad you'll still be able to buy the cards (for much more than the price of a happy meal)
Ash definitely fucks his sexy female Pokemon. Maybe even the males, if he's a bender.
>>85727438A murrican would call a grill a broiler. I had frosty jacks last time I had a pregab, I was dribbling when I went to bed. Normally I just have the pregab. I might wait till sunday. Just make that day fly by, yes I'll do that.>>85727471They do stuff to try and stop scalpers, yet only having the promotion in some countries encourages scalping, because there is the market for these cards if not released in other countries.
>>85727488is pikachu male or female?
>>85723490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM72WsoqVgk
>>85727489flame on the top is broil flame on the bottom is grill
>>85727496NTA but Ash's is male. Pokemon can be male or female (not by choice like humans, because pokemon know you can't mess with biology).>>85727500How would Murricans have grilled cheese if the flame is on the bottom?, the cheese would fall off.
>>85727507maybe is a misnomer ?
Actually, a male human can impregnate a female Pokemon. Any male of any species can impregnate a female Pokemon and make them have their eggs. ALL Pokemon lay eggs.
>>85727516lets keep this children's cartoon wholesome shall we (=
>>85727488he is 10 so he does NOT have those feelings yet.however, who knows what feelings the Pokemons have towards him? they have sex dimorphism and breed to produce eggs. i'm meant to see his Muk as just some lovable sludge, not a dog humping his leg? c'mon.
>>85727519neverTHE WOMBLES HAVE A GRANDDADWOMBLES FUCK
the americans are going to livestream an executionhttps://news.sky.com/story/firing-squad-execution-of-mass-killer-nidal-hasan-to-be-livestreamed-pentagon-says-13596660
>>85727538This is /britfeel/ mate
>>85727530they are wholesome recycling friends no lewd NO LEWD!
>>85727541so? we can still mock the yanks cant we?
i can't keep listening to 'what you know' on repeat
What's it now a few months since my last blowjob? Why can't she just want me?
>>85727553Why would she respect you lad? What have you achieved? What are you striving for?
>>85727544are their souls recycled?
>>85727553put a hot wet flannel on the end of a hoover hose, just as good
>>85727556who am i the grim reaper?
if you're allowed to eat a pokemon you should be allowed to fuck onethis is the adam from your movie sucks position
Tories bleating on about this stuff is always in bad faith. Apparently they find it objectionable to say that 'millions and millions of people in England are not culturally or ethnically English'.
>>85727553are you the same laddington with a gf who has been complaining about this type of thing?sorry to go all normiebrained but passion just fades. your drives don't (i mean, they do, but just with age).
>>85727555I work hard to provide for us, love her and treat her very well. What are only men who drive sports cars deserving of blowjobs or something?>>85727557I don't want a hoover to suck me off, I want her to.>>85727568I've posted a few times but I know there's another db lad around here too. My passion for her hasn't faded, I love her and desire her and find her sexy. It's clear that she just doesn't want to be intimate with me and that fucking kills me to think about since I love her. Also we're in our early 30s, it's not young but it's not so old that sex is off the table or whatever.
>>85727573I'm not talking about sports cars mate, but you need to have a bit of drive if you want women to desire you. A bit of something about you. From the sounds of it, you're a bit "bare minimum" and you don't really have anything special going on. You don't have some kind of goal you're pursuing. That's kryptonite for female desire. It may not be fair, but that's the way it goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZS4C1rCQGcmega belter or a choon this
>>85727566the Game Boy games had that chef on the SS Anne who was cooking salmon. that was kept in the remakes, even though they changed another NPC's dialogue to be about Tentacools instead of jellyfish (i nootice these things).and in the cartoon, they talk about eating Magikarp, but it turns out Magikarps are all bones and no meat, or something.SO I ASK OF YOU, Pokemen, when i skipped right on ahead to that Sword/Shield game, how do they have a sushi restaurant? even in the 'Pokemon are our animals' version of the world, they're still eating Magikarp sticks?
>>85727566Bet you've been banned from a few farms haven't you.
>>85727588nah but i did have a wonderful summer of self discovery working at the local stable one year
>>85727579That's a goodun, for sure.This isn't the original (which is a belter), but I love this version.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIJ8DogiIiw
>>85727578Appreciate the honesty, but what can I do? I get up, work long hours in a job I don't like, come home, help with any chores/dinner etc. that needs taking care of and then we lie in bed for half an hour before going to sleep. At the weekends I have a little time to myself, but what could I achieve? We don't have much money, I don't have friends or acquaintances, I don't have hobbies and nothing interests me. Am I just fucking doomed to be silently resented by the woman I love and never desired? Nah fuck that, sorry but if you marry someone you should want to keep them happy and that includes sex.
The fairy tale was climbing up a mountain far too steep
Remember these people are just as British as you and me. Discussion of whether their backgrounds contributed to them ripping off the British system to profit from helping foreigners cheat their way into becoming doctors would be meaningless because none of it is a factor. I know for a FACT that doctors called John Smith and Dave Jones do this sort of thing too!
lmao at dvdmong destroying his own collection
>>85727687Should be applauded for doing something about Britain's critical doctor shortage
Mi ah di leaf, mi ah di root, mi ah di branch, mi ah di stem
>>85727588I was banned from the Kiwi Farms
>>85727607So I don't mean to shit on you here mate, but we've really diagnosed the issue. You:>Hate your job>Don't have much money>You don't have a life outside the home other than your job you hate>No hobbies>Nothing interests you>No mindset where you can actually change anythingAll of that is absolute fucking poison to female desire mate. I agree that she should desire you. She should want to keep you happy. You're her husband, for fucks sake. But "should" means absolutely nothing. You need to meet reality, not whine about how things "should" be different. Even that attitude is poison. So what's the fix? The good news is that you don't have to become a totally different person. She married you, not some perfect Chad. So you can reignite the desire and it probably won't even take a big change. Just use that time you have at the weekend to get out of the house, on your own, and do something for yourself. Could be something as simple as doing a sport, going to the gym, taking up photography...anything as long as it involves goals outside the relationship. If it could potentially be a solution to your money problem (yes "enough but not much" is a problem) that would be even better. But honestly, anything is so much better than nothing. And then while you are doing that, also make sure to take her out every now and then. Just have a bit of time for you and her, at a restaurant or something. Doesn't have to be megabucks fancy. Just something for the two of you.None of that is going to change things immediately. She might not start slobbering all over your knob overnight. But over time, things will change.
>getting relationship advice from /britfeel/
>>85727860/britfeel/ isn't the worst place to get relationship advice. If you post here but you're in a happy relationship, you've probably overcome some kind of problem.
>>85727810you're talking about him doing 'other things' though, and then the stars aligning that he also gets sex incidentally.lad just wants some sex.
>>85727876Yeah but that's how it works mate. This is how women are. They are like cats. The more you chase, the more they'll run away. You have to let them come to you.
>>85727880Alternatively he could just visit prozzies from time to time and just treat the wifeberg as a personal chef and housekeeper. I say this not because it's in any way advisable but because I don't think the fella has the mental capacity to turn this around.
seasideMARK its Friday it lush going outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Din7FbYVGM
>>85727916Just want me fish and chips on a Friday, me. I'm really looking forward to it.
>>85727810Frankly I'd be way more energised and open to trying new things, taking up hobbies, putting in more effort in my job etc. if I was being incentivised by getting good and regular sex. Sort of a catch-22: she doesn't desire me because I'm not driven, but I'm not driven because I can tell she doesn't desire me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSKSTvzuPr0belter
>>85727909I think he could turn it around quite easily because he's doing basically nothing towards it. It's not as if he's already doing his best and nothing is working. >>85727930Yeah of course, but you need to be the one to light a fire. Then you see if she can keep it going. That's your job as a man. If you need motivation, stop wanking.
ever do a nose bleed sneeze
>>85727962That's what I call it when my bitch cums when she's on her period
Tattersalls this year was mad
Lads, I had AI make change the (picrel) to Nord colours. But it keeps spazzing out and won't make the orange part a very very light blue and blend it so it is just lighter than the furthest background mountains. Would any lad with shoop skillz have a go at it for me, please?
>>85727779Good lad. What was it for?
>>85727909i am a jealous bitch (male) but i respect those gfs/wives who agree their fella can sleep with other women if it's JUST sex it's better than actually cheating, at any rate. might even save a relationship instead of wrecking it.
>>85727952you reek of reddit, go back unironically, smug cunt
>>85728128why does this anti-Reddit mindset apply retroactively to some general quality? i like The Beatles, Reddit probably likes The Beatles, i am a Reddit. (those posts are fine you leave him alone)
>>85728136low iq mongs lad
omg i hemkin love the beatleroonies! My wife's bf just bought me the white album on vinyl!
Going on the piss now, it fishy friday x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bynGPiON8g
>>85728163that's their worst album he is ATTACKING YOU in an attempt to steal your wife ALL FOR HIMSELF
>>85728239*checks your post history for typos**does a little down voterino*
>>85728036Like this?No I didn't have the skills, I just put it into chatgpt.
Got a second monitor and I think it might be overkillAlready had a 1440p screenI'm trying to find things to do with it
>>85728295I have made it vertical but that seems to be even more useless
>>85728245Thank you so much! This looks amazing and it matches my Nord theme I have on everything.
>>85728316>horizontal monitor
got one of those tongue things that makes your tongue hurt
>>85728316No worries anon, glad you like it.
>>85728348In one of the offices I worked in, I had 4 monitors, the vertical one was needed for a network alarm system to give me alerts.It burnt my OCD brain out and I code an email alert system so I could remove that monitor hahaha. What are you using your vertical for?>>85728392Like would be a massive understatement. I'm the happiest lad alive right now! Thanks!
>>85728413>What are you using your vertical for?Well I thought having two wide monitors was a bit much so I've flipped it on its side.I can use it for work but I can't think of a recreational use.
Seen at least one anon from here bring rude to AI. A needed policy change>Anthropic bans users from being 'cruel' to its AI systems
>bring rude tomongboy
>>85728428How about using it for reading e-books and comics for recreational use, or maybe for a chat app/program like IRC or Discord?
>>85728413Didn't realise it was for YOU lollers. I just went simple and told it to make the red bit blue. I'll check discord soon and see if you've messed after muh whinge the other day.
>>85728486>see if you've messed after muh whinge the other day.I haven't, mate, but bash out a message if you want. Thanks again for the pape.
>>85728486you're in cahoots with a nonce
>>85728501Didn't even realise I'd put messed, kek.>>85728503Nuh uh, I'm in my front room alone.
>>85728509What's he on about? I have never been to cahoots, I don't even know where cahoots is.
awh look at Lollers all happy today
the data are
>>85728521Sounds middul eastern to me.
Welper will be shagging his cute girlfriend tonight while
>>85728136the beatles are incredibly redditcoded
There is no free will and consciousness is an illusion. Depressing lads. Nothing matters. Just want to drink and do drugs to remove any sense of discomfort. Hate music love racism tbqh. Depressing.
/britfeel/ consists of a handful of perpetual losers whose only human contact is this thread, but who mostly hate each other anyway.I left here for 5 months and my life improved in every possible way.
Fuck the illuminati IDF tbqh
>>85728592Not me lad. I am almost certainly the highest IQ and most successful frequent poster in Britfeel. Married and financially successful.
>>85728603You are the most pathetic one here. Trapped in a loveless marriage, spend your time arguing with spastics because you are jealous of the fact they sit around all day playing vidya while you work to pay their bennies.
Singapore is introducing government funded dating.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqzjzr893yv4oState mandated gfs when?
>>85728592And it lush, oh aye x
When you're in the bath, if you fart, do they still stink, or does the water filter out the smell?
>>85728609>Trapped in a loveless marriage,Love me wife tbqh. > spend your time arguing with spastics It is funny>because you are jealous of the fact they sit around all day playing vidya Nothing but pity and contempt>while you work to pay their bennies.No longer live in the uk so no longer pay taxes to HMRC
>>85728613The only way this dog turd cuntry would do that is for the hordes of smelly child rapists they've imported and they'd cut your nan's heating allowance to fund it
>>85728592Who bullied you out, mate. Do you feel safe posting here again?
Gay fudge packer shabbos goy Douglas Murray
did you have a spudgun as a wee bearn?
What is more normal and less cringe? Meeting someone online/apps or meeting someone in person?
>>85728623Have you never farted in a bath?The fart is a gas, it forms a bubble underwater, rises up, and then becomes a part of the atmosphere.Most people find farts in a bath or shower smell worse because of being in a confined humid warmer space.
>>85728592>consists of a handful of perpetual losers whose only human contact is this threadAccurate description of me>but who mostly hate each other anyway.I feel indifferent towards most people here. I only dislike a few posters (pollers, dollymong etc)
>>85728652Nobody actually cares tbqh.
cba with the gf tbqhwyl, people after a certain length of time get on my nerves. Only reason it works with a small group of mates I have is because I'm a city away so dont see them often. It's just tiring, I cant keep up with people and their demands (talking to me regularly). It's relentless, just like the washing up and cleaning, just utterly relentless.
>>85728637Is this a threat? I will not be bullied. I'm a sensitive young man who deserves better.
>>85728665>cut your nan's heating allowance to fund itPoof.
>>85728665just ignore the feckless tryhard
>>85728665I was going to offer to protect you. One pack of black jacks and a refresher bar per month is my fee.
Hope you lads are having a good hashtag voretober
Barry Grummett
>>85728560is it not that Reddit is incredibly Beatlescoded?i know the humour of Monty Python and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy informed nerd people who went on to make Reddit and places, but it's a matter of which came first. i am scared, SCARED to use certain words or typographical standards because i know it sets some people off. just not worth it at this point. the terrorists have won.
https://www.economist.com/culture/2025/02/11/does-more-education-lead-to-less-sex>1 in 5 Harvard seniors (4th year or 22 years old) admitted they had never had sex. Apparently there is an inverse correlation between academic attainment and sex having. Why would this be?
lollin at that Joker film being set in the 70s back when men were men and films were films....then it hinges on the nation sat around watching cringe compilations. gotta backport that.
>>85728128Don't get pissed off at me lad, there's no point
>>85728592You're wrong about this, but regardless I'm sorry you were gone, I'm glad you're back, and I'm glad things improved for you in the meantime.
>>85728773> set in the 70s back when men were men and films were films.>one of the most popular musicians of the 70s
> > set in the 70s back when men were men and films were films
> set in the 70s back when men were men and films were films>Rocky Horror Picture show came out 1975
Can't believe there were no real men til the 80's.
There's no way I'll ever find out how big Norrie's penis was1. He died before I was even born, so there's no way for me to tell directly.2. There's little chance of any photographic evidence due to him dying before even polaroid cameras were popular.3. I don't know anyone who might have seen his penis.4. Even if I could track someone down, it's doubtful they'd tell me.5. Even if someone would tell me, I doubt they'd know the precise dimensions.6. I don't really want to know anyway.
>>85728793maybe i should have qualified that with 'American'then again, American rock/metal bands of the day were campy/homosexual now.
Does Welper really have a cute gf that he has consensual realsex with?
>>85728856We'll never know for sure lad. A lot of details of his life are murky.
>>85728842this reminds me of the time i found a forum dedicated to classic Hollywood film stars' penises.the Errol Flynn thread was full of posters comparing written accounts and bulges in photographs to work out just how massive his todger was.of course i was there to read it all, i'm not getting away from that one.
Mad how zoomers and millennials here have not fucking idea what the 20th century was like. Pop and rock stars were genuine artists who played around with gender and fashion in a really creative way. None of them were retarded or narcissistic enough to think they could actually transcend the boundaries of actual biological sex though. Music was important in a way it is hard to describe to young uns now. It just is nowhere near the same.
>>85728856So it seems, so it seems. Other men will have to be content with a life like woman.
>>85726106Still waiting for my limerick (You) prize >>85724021
>>85728888Budey here. I vote for this anon.
The way some older people talk about music is weird. Very pretentious and fart sniffing. Treating popular rock bands of their youth as if they are like profound artists who changed the world or something. >The Beatles >The Velvet underground>The Smiths They were some mongs who strung some chords together and you all fell for it.
There is nobody I respect more than the Beast of Bude.
presented without comment x
>sorry lass, can't come round yours to night i'm have a weltdown spam sesh
>>85728899That's very kind of you and a bit concerning.
>>85728900oompa dumpa dumpadeeif you pay a teen for pics a fool is thee
>>85728900Physically he's more of a child than the teens. He just wants to be with his own kind.
>>85728900Oompah loompah umpuddydooOn the sex offenders register are you
Have you ever been bullied or been a bully lads?
24 hours soon and we won't pass 300 posts. Absolutely grim.
>>85728894how did we 'fall for' them making good music?
>>85728929YesNoThat's my A to your Q.
>>85728934grim because its too many or because its too few?
>>85728941>weEvening unc
>>85728950When you put it that way - both.Nothing of value here AT ALL.
>>85728929mostly escaped bullying. there were bullies who were just horrible to everyone, but it was random. a couple of kids targeted me but they also went after everyone.did some bullying here and there, of the variety where i thought it was banter but i was clearly going too far, then felt too proud to apologise.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVNLDB6VDQ4good video this. Eccleston seems like a nice bloke.
Welper will be having a post shag webab wrap and brasserie while you argue with subhumans online
Ever seen any adult bullying in the workplace?
>>85728929Yes and yes. Different times of my life.>>85728980Experienced it lad
>>85728992What causes adult bullying?
>>85728998People will say shit like >insecurity Mostly bollocks. Lot of the time what is called bullying is just someone not liking someone and being way too honest about that fact.
>>85728998Honestly it's more ignorance than anything else, I think. People don't understand how they are affecting other people and they think it's just banter. And they don't understand there's a power imbalance (in workplaces) so the banter can only flow in one direction. At that point it goes beyond a laugh and just becomes bullying.
Some women find bullies hot because they are honest about their contempt for others. Some people find morality and empathy restrictive and oppressive and find liberation in unabashed cruelty. >finally, someone is saying this fucking loser fag is a fucking loser fag. God this feels amazing
>>85728929I've been bullied my entire life.>>85728980I've been bullied at work.>>85728998People aren't nice and are entertained by being mean to people and feelings of power when others around them join in with the laughing and feel like they're part of the group and happy not to be bullied themselves. Weak spineless toads.
Porridge for dinner lads. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Some kid bullies have a straight up almost quasi-Nietzschean skepticism about morality and empathy generally.>treat others as I would like to be treated?>why would I do that? That is BS. This loser is a fag and I am strong. We are different. >treat others as you want to be treated seems some fag shit made up by weak people to protect themselves from the strong
Been trauma-dumped on all fucking day.People clearing out their emotional bagge so they can enjoy themselves over the weekend.Getting sick of it.
Violent gaping for dinner lads. I think I've hit rock bottom.
>>85729101Any hot wimmin with nice tits tho brav
>>85729101Do you volunteer for Samaritans? You'd be ace at that lad.
Need an update on DVDlads DVDs by the fire. Pronto.
>>85729118no of course not or i would be begging for a crumb of pussy.>>85729125hardly.
Me? A real man.
Can't wait to see that muzza get executed on live tv corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
It's cuckoo hours. Mentalists turning up. Everyone is off their head, basted or smothered.
on my second and a half zolpidem
some lad on here was talking about ai on channel 5 and like i was watching jeremy vine today and these awful ai idents, seriously like worse than grok free tier shit
Almost choreberg o'clock, is itX
Not sure what to eat since I drank too much, and cannot leave the house, and refuse to give brown people on bikes any money. Not got any decent scran in.
mad how the egg tree Pokemon is called Executorlike he's not an executioner, he's going to help you with your will
>>85729230Toontown was based as fuck.
Yeah, I'm kinda a big deal on the 'chon
Welper will be enjoying some brown tuppence tonight, oh aye x
>>85729302That's disgusting. Surely he's not a race mixer.Or are you talking about using the wrong hole.
>>85729154Do you cum buckets like a real man?
>>85729316...i only do sissy dribbles
>>85729316Yeah, had a very good wank earlier actually. Did it very slow, sumptuous, and sensual. Lasted for almost two and a half hours.Started off watching normal porn and just stroking it really slow. Then I did a line of speed and started looking at more extreme shit. Into the second hour I got out my dildo and put it up my anus.The last half hour was on EXTREME taboo porn. Truly extreme, mind bending hypnosis and other mental shit.I spunked buckets. Like a real man, as you say.
Me? spent my friday in the office using my phone and chatting shite about hot girls with my coworkers. feel bad for people who work outside. i sit off doing nothiung and get paid
I have not smelt a fanny in years.
advanced wankers are insane. it's just slightly more sexual sneezing or vomiting, it's not special.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouq34-_IXWwWho was in the wrong here?
>>85729358I like to make love to myself. I'm sorry you don't love yourself enough for that.
Love watching the wagies cry over petrol prices. Jack it up higher I say.
>>85729354What did it smell like lid
>>85729354Lost you're sense of smell during covid?
>>85729392It was a horrible smell that disgusted me. But after more than 10 years later, and watching porn, I am thinking that I want to smell it again.
>>85729313His girlfriend is an Indian with bpd and adhd
>>85729365Cycling Lad, right? rules are rules but is it worth pursuing/auditing a guy for texting in slow traffic?
Ruth will probably be getting her fudge packed tonight
Keep getting heart palpitations. Hopefully that means my death is approaching.
>>85729405Why didn't anyone stop this? I was gone for only a few months, and now the young face of the BNP in 2009 is now defiling his genetic legacy with a curryhole?I refuse to believe it.
>grok has been lobotomized the day the ai gooning died
Unironically looking into whittling. It looks quite satisfying to make a thing from a block of wood and Id like another hobby me thinks. Anyone whittle? who up whittling they block?
>>85729433Even more? It was only 'free' for a few days and that was last year around this time.
>>85729446Sounds like something ketmong would pretend to be into
>>85729446I've done it with sticks and small branches I found. It's fun.
>>85729468fuck it im buying a whittling knife, an excuse to find some wood and piss around, I want to make a spoon that I can eat soup from, I reckon that would give me a tiny bit of satisfaction, maybe I'll make the soup as well. I do a bit of drawing but id like something 3d too.
>>85729446I've made my own flute, yeah
>>85729507Do it.I think (others don't get the vision) I whittled what looks like a triceratops, but without the 2 main horns. I also had a cool bit that looked like it had a dragon head (very crude) on both ends, but I lost that.
feeling bored and self destructive, might buy something on amazon.
>>85729521Get a rubber fanny
>>85729520wow that really looks like a piece of wood, you've done a good job with that
>>85729509cor, a flute is impressive>>85729520I can see it, lots of whittlers itt, interesting.
>>85729528nah im not a sex fiend like all the women with dildos, fucking wrong uns.
>>85729531Thanks, it actually broke in half and I glued it back together to appear whole. Thanks anon.>>85729536Thanks anon. Looking forward to seeing what you do.
>work colleagues joke I have autism>family members joke I have autism>be me>don't have autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtq0dVh3h20
https://youtu.be/TFavm7dUZ3A?is=IODOFn82-Mqy9VGqNew Steve
>sat here alone>listening to bloc party (thanks anon)>stacey is out there>having a cock partyit not rite
Scran this!
At least are Timmy is doing alreet in his care home
>>85729608>fat fuck>looks even more miserable>pissing nappies>ket zombie
>>85729600Disgusting nails
>>85729611Better life than most
Are you having a good Friday, lids? I'm doing alright me leeeed
>>85729561Normies can smell it in the air if you have autism or not, like a shark that can smell blood in the water.
Bit cruel innit heh
https://youtu.be/bJxdWX-apMM
>>85729664we're getting roko's basilisk for sure
>>85729664Am I a retard for not understanding what that means?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmqU_ARQJfUso much SOVL
shout out freddy krueger liquor
