>you will never have picrel>you are doomed forever because foids are nothing but shallow subhumans that want chad only>chad being anyone over 6'0What do?
>>85724593as long as shes satisfied with me having a deep voice and being over 6'0, not being handsome too
>>85724593I create cute scenarios in my head every day of the week dude what are you yapping about
kill myself I guess>not originallol how tragic
>>85724611Fuck off fakecel>>85724619What?
>>85724611Volcel larping on r4k, classic.
>>85724675>What?what do you not understand?
>>85724744How can you be white and not over 5'10 at least
>>85724593Only browns are obsessed with malfoid because they worship bright skin, eyes and hair.
>>85724593I'm 6'1, white, have a 7inch cock that's 6inches in circumference.Where is my loving gf??I can't even get a date.They seem to be able to sense that I might be slightly autistic, or boring.
>>85724818Im 5'9.5 becausr my mom was 5'2 and i had a bmi of 13 until i was 13That doesnt matter though. Because the average man in my country at my age is 185cm
>>85724593I will never have picrel but it's also partially if not mostly my fault.Either way this is why I wish the Malfoid meme would die, because it makes me sad.
>>85724864Im 21.5/ 8.5 inches at most lenght wise, 16-17cm girth, built like a line backer without ever having lifted or worked out. But im 175cm so it never mattered
>>85724593but I am chad
>>85724873are you from the netherlands, a dutch girl posted on soc and shes nice, you should add her
>>85724885it's all so tiresome and idk what's left to do.
>>85724891No, i am norwegian>>85724873>>85724885Is me the samw person
>>85724914I know. I hope russia fucks with latvia so this world finally goes up in flames.
>>85724914>>85724923SuicideBut only if you arent a pussy
>>85725013>>85724923unfortunately my life doesn't revolve around pussy. i'll just continue to enjoy the rest of life.
You guys are more obsessed with stats than you are with women. No wonder you guys can't get laid.
>>85725103kek stats are the only thing women actually care about
>>85725105Nah. They mostly care about if you can make their coochie feel good.
If I was a wizard I'd be searching for the root and avadakedavraing bitches, not being lovey dovey
Picrel is only possible with a virgin
>>85725119and the prerequisite is being masculine, 6ft, and an adequately sized penis
>>85724891>a dutch girldutch girls are horrible passionless emotionless whores. i swear to god, every single one. this entire country has zero romance, zero passion, zero kindness