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>you will never have picrel
>you are doomed forever because foids are nothing but shallow subhumans that want chad only
>chad being anyone over 6'0
What do?
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>>85724593
as long as shes satisfied with me having a deep voice and being over 6'0, not being handsome too
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>>85724593
I create cute scenarios in my head every day of the week dude what are you yapping about
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kill myself I guess
>not original
lol how tragic
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>>85724611
Fuck off fakecel
>>85724619
What?
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>>85724611
Volcel larping on r4k, classic.
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>>85724675
>What?
what do you not understand?
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>>85724744
How can you be white and not over 5'10 at least
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>>85724593
Only browns are obsessed with malfoid because they worship bright skin, eyes and hair.
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>>85724593
I'm 6'1, white, have a 7inch cock that's 6inches in circumference.
Where is my loving gf??
I can't even get a date.
They seem to be able to sense that I might be slightly autistic, or boring.
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>>85724818
Im 5'9.5 becausr my mom was 5'2 and i had a bmi of 13 until i was 13
That doesnt matter though. Because the average man in my country at my age is 185cm
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>>85724593
I will never have picrel but it's also partially if not mostly my fault.
Either way this is why I wish the Malfoid meme would die, because it makes me sad.
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>>85724864
Im 21.5/ 8.5 inches at most lenght wise, 16-17cm girth, built like a line backer without ever having lifted or worked out. But im 175cm so it never mattered
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>>85724593
but I am chad
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>>85724873
are you from the netherlands, a dutch girl posted on soc and shes nice, you should add her
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>>85724885
it's all so tiresome and idk what's left to do.
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>>85724891
No, i am norwegian
>>85724873
>>85724885
Is me the samw person
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>>85724914
I know. I hope russia fucks with latvia so this world finally goes up in flames.
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>>85724914
>>85724923
Suicide
But only if you arent a pussy
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>>85725013
>>85724923
unfortunately my life doesn't revolve around pussy. i'll just continue to enjoy the rest of life.
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You guys are more obsessed with stats than you are with women. No wonder you guys can't get laid.
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>>85725103
kek stats are the only thing women actually care about
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>>85725105
Nah. They mostly care about if you can make their coochie feel good.
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If I was a wizard I'd be searching for the root and avadakedavraing bitches, not being lovey dovey
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Picrel is only possible with a virgin
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>>85725119
and the prerequisite is being masculine, 6ft, and an adequately sized penis
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>>85724891
>a dutch girl
dutch girls are horrible passionless emotionless whores. i swear to god, every single one. this entire country has zero romance, zero passion, zero kindness



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