Have you tried not dressing like shit?
>>85725140Aren't "virgin jeans" popular now?
>>85725140Lol nobody would give you shit if you were hot and wore that outfitJust remove everything else and keep their ugly chins thats all everyone cares about
>>85725140OH GOD T SHIRTS? WITH DESIGNS ON THEM?????
>>85725140thats balenciaga
Chad would never wear a t-shirt.
>>85725140>sneakers, dress shoes, and bootsthose are like the most common types of footwear in the entire world
>>85725140this pic is so old the "virgin jeans" in the image became trendy again>>85725149yes
>>85725140>trying to make it about anything other than looks
>>85725151Yeah I mean that's true. If you want to be attractive as a sub-5 you have to fashionmaxx and emomaxx and be dripped the fuck out. A chad can of course just wear jeans and a shirt and it looks classy and manly while a sub5 wears that shit and they look special needs.
>>85725140just get a haircut incel
>can't wear t shirts anymorebrutal
>>85725215The AI enhanced them
>>85725140Caring about the way you dress is cattle behaviour, you're just outing yourself as a fomo peer-pressurable social cattle who wants to fit in.Real humans with a soul don't care about that shit.
Chad can do all of this and still pull. Cope
>>85725140i look fine and dress pretty good im just legitimately mentally retarded
>>85725140My wardrobe consists of polo shirts, cargo pants, and shoes like the brown ones in the OPI'm also balding and obese
You're right, tomorrow I'll wear a sharper jawline and put on more chin.
Look at this faggot wearing shirts. Bitch has hair too lololol. I bet he wears underwear and poops too lol
i would date a guy that dresses like this
>>85725140putting lipstick on a pig. fashion cannot do shit for sub5s whatsoever.
I dont go anywhere but work, and I am in uniform there.
>>85725177The boomer running shoes also came back in style for a bit and went out again since that pic was created
>>85725140this is a good outfit for a male. its cringe when men dress up any more than this
>>85725140I'm partial to sneakers. I have a hard time believing chad couldnt pull off white sneakers if he were tall, fit, and good looking enough. Chad could wear a fucking propeller hat and he would still get pussy. The upper left velcro shoe is atrocious. Hiking boots are either military, actual hiker, or tryhard columbine enthusiast.
>>85727041>Hiking boots are either military, actual hiker, or tryhard columbine enthusiast.I like my hiking boots they are so comfy. All dress boots I tried are atrocious from user comfort and features point of view. But yeah wearing hiking boots is kinda bad taste
>>85725140I try to but I'm short so everything looks like shit on me and everything is too big
>>85725140there was a guy in my class exactly looking like this and he was the nicest one
>>85725215looks unironically better but still over
The pic forgot to include the autism watch.
>>85727865The Illuminator is objectively better than the F-91w and is liable to come back into fashion based on a whim of tiktok deciding that 80s shit is cool for a week.
>>85725140I am really into fashion and try to wear cool outfits whenever I go outside but I am still completely invisible because I am 5'4. Sometimes guys compliment me but I have never been complimented by a girl.
These 'starter pack' and bingo maymays are always a direct open confession of the creator that all of the things xe listed make xer seethe uncontrollably.
>>85725167Chadwalks through life naked allowing femoids unrestricted access to his overwhelming musk and bodily fluids.
>>85728289It looks uglier though. Less minimalistic, more toy-like. The f91w has a simpler more timeless design.
>>85728363If form follows function then that indicates that the watch with the better function has the better design. Also, I know you are probably yapping just to yap, and you don't really care about even what the words you use mean, but nothing you said stands up to any scrutiny. As the picrel demonstrates they make a nearly identical impression. If they have identical functions, then the one with an actual working light is the better watch.
I wish /fa/ggots had any decent guides on how to look okay as a sperg
>>85728442The thick blue frame on the left is a decision. A hideous one. Not the result of function following form.
>>85725140No because there's no point. If you are treated like shit every day of your life you realize it's not the clothes you are wearing
people ask my ahh out dressed like picrel. SKILL ISSUE
>>85728975Are you wringing your hands and saying this in a falsetto gay lisp? Both have a thick blue frame and as demonstrated in the picture they make an identical impression. The entire watch could be blue, you can make the same criticism of the resin strap being "hideous"
>>85725140Tried changing clothes, hair, getting fit, nothing works. Why can you not accept ugly people exist?
>>85727865terrorism watch. you wanted to say
>>85729121Nobody gets that correlation under the age of 40
i literally dress like this and have those glasses
>>85725140Velcro shoes will be in style soon
>>85729092>>85728442The f91 clearly has thinner lines and overall a less shouty, more elegant designYou went out of your way to post a terrible pixelated pic and still you can see thisBoth are autism watches but you got the ultra super turbo autism version lmao
>>85725140the guy on the left is cute.
>>85725140Yeah when I was a teenager I had some good outfits. Not anymore though because men who care about fashion are faggots.
>>85725151That doesn't disprove the premise at all
>>85725140>fashion>glasses and chinI don't think they got to pick those out of a closet
what makes those jeans virgin jeans?Most people I see wear jeans
>>85730913OP's pic is from 2014 right after Rodgers big screw up so the goal here was just to run with the new incel meme thus you get these images that were so vague it could apply to most. Honestly I think they were just trying to see how many people would get upset and little else.
>>85725140Why does the American flag give incel vibes bro?
>>85725140>have you considered changing your eyesight and bone structure?wow it never occurred to me
>>85730738>You went out of your way to post a terrible pixelated picIt was a cursory google image search demonstrating that they make an identical impression. >The f91 clearly has thinner lines and overall a less shouty, more elegant designBoth the f91w and the Illuminator have an identical, blocky, black retro design and the minutiae wouldn't register at a glance. But even applying scrutiny to that aesthetic perspective, it wouldn't even be on theme for a blocky retro watch to try for "thinness" and "elegance." If you think one is uglier than the other, both are ugly. Neither are a timeless design. I included a timeless design next to these for your dumbass just in case you needed a refresher on what words mean. >Both are autism watchesYour brainrot internet affectation aside, no, they're just watches, and one of them is less usable but both are sold at the same price point, with the only caveat being that it's a bandwagon icon lapped up by the easily influenced.
>>85725140yes i haveturns out trying to be fashionable as a male is pretty much "look as rich as possible while not looking like a faggot"
>>85731002Fashion for men first of all is motivated by the female gaze. No man gives any attention to the appearance of his fellows and a group of friends will probably look slovenly and full of misfits. The only things men can do is attempt to manipulate geometric proportion and the impression of hygiene. That's why we get so fussy about baldness and stature, because having receding hair and being short fucks up the sense of proportion, or it makes the fundamental aspect of looking good impossible to even start with. A well-dressed hobbit with a good haircut is still perceived as too juvenile. A tall bald man is still perceived as too elderly. A short and bald man is perceived as a goblin. If you're genetically lucky enough to nail proportion on a fundamental level, (being tall, being angular) and then proportion on a superficial level, though less important (fitted clothes, a proportional haircut/facial hair), all that's left is simply hygiene. This is where the infamous advice "just take a shower" comes from. Tall, angular, and fully-haired men live on such an easy street that they won't even wipe their asses or take showers and wonder what could be sometimes getting in their way.
>>85730991If your point is that they look the same, then that's on you, you can't discern shit
>>85731243>discernThe fact that the patterns' minute differences indeed don't matter is patently obvious and not hidden at all, even though you tried to claim otherwise. Your point was that the f91w is somehow a better design. That has since not stood to scrutiny and you have nothing to say for yourself, so you have confirmed that you are indeed a wrist-wringing gay-lisped faggot with a brainrot affectation that doesn't know what the words he uses means.
Does it matter? I'm socially retarded and I have no sense for style, or trends, or aesthetics in general. How am I supposed to dress, exactly? Straight blue jeans, white buttonup, brown shoes? I'd just give the impression of a retard trying really hard to be what he thinks is "normal". It honestly probably comes across better to wear something that's honest to my stupid ass personality, even if it's shit and even if I look borderline autistic in it. So I throw on whatever, like this guy I saved a pic of, because that's what I'm really like, and I think people can tell that's what I'm really like. Sure, there's insecurity in that, but I doubt wearing anything more usual or more stylish would ease it.
>>85731320I already explained to you what makes it more visually pleasing and your only response is that the differences don't exist ("identical blocky black retro design") or thay they don't matterYou really are one autistic nogger for this happy meal toy of a watch
>>85730978why the collarbones? never paid any attention to that
>>85731438>I already explained to you what makes it more visually pleasing>they look the sameFinal verdict---you're sneeding after being BTFO to save face
>>85731438>>85731522So the watch war is ending in an autistic stalemate? Fitting, but disappointing
>>85725140Listen up foid.I AM A RIGHT WING CHUDI' not a incel. Learn the basics
>>85731507large shoulders
>>85731522I know you think they look the same, as I already pointed out you can't discern shitWrite another 4 pointless paragraphs
>>85731670Sounds like a /fit/ issue
>>85725151This isn't really true. Women constantly shame their boyfriends for not dressing the way she wants them to
>>85731428nobody gives a shit about your nigger "personality". narc. if you look like a fag (you do) i'll think you look like a fag.
>>85725151People who are hot tend not to dress like that in the first place. Or, do it a way that is fashionable. I.E. aware of silhouette, fit, grooming.
>>85730991Idk anything about these watches but this picture seems extremely disingenuous and postured, even moreso than posting a picture so pixelated that you can't even tell which fucking watch is which.I am gonna hand the W to the F-91 guy for this alone. He is making a more intrinsic argument
>>85729320https://www.watchesofespionage.com/blogs/woe-dispatch/casio-f-91w-the-preferred-watch-of-terrorists
>>85731507>>85731670More like broad shoulders therefore larger shoulders to hips ratio making that triangle body look.
If a woman genuinely gave a shit about me wearing a fucking watch I would avoid her like the plague
>>85725140trvthnvke, women love a man with fashion sense
>>85727079The velcro shoe is legit 80 year grandpa in a walker nursing home shoe so idk what purpose it would serve beyond being so chad that you could wear anything and still get pussy but hiking boots arent that bad. They're just mcdonalds work shoe adjacent. Wear whatever you like and is comfortable
>>85732508this unironically works though, what the fuck.
>>85725140This is completely true. Not a coincidence that a lot of anons are getting mad over this post. When a similar post was made some time ago I was called gay for agreeing. Whatever bros, I put effort in the way I dress. This may make a me a faggot, but it's also one of the reasons I have a fiancee: she's always said it's one of the things she likes about me. Think what you will.
It's extremely lacking in integrity for a man to obsess over his apperance, i'm not a faggot and i'm secure with wearing practical clothing. It's a small act of rebellion in this disgusting culture.
>>85733341this. all the energy someone would waste on their clothes, i just direct it into my hygiene.Plus i live in the desert so its like gym shorts 24/7 here almost.
>>85725140I want to dress better so badly but no matter what I do I can't find any clothes that look good on me
>>85725140>no jaw is "fashion"
>>85733341it really does change what people think of you, though. depending on your life, that might not be important, but for others it will be
>>85733384Looks = personality, how many times do you need to be told this before it sinks in? CHAD can dress in ragged old clothes and wow what a FASHION STATEMENT! (You) however are just polishing a turd and being a tryhard by dressing up.
>>85725140Even if I tried to look good I'm still a retard with a retard personality
>>85725140I have a slightly different fit, sweatpants instead of jeans.Also. Personal appearance has zero effect on anything. There is zero context in which any interaction dependent on appearance can even happen.
>>85734620>Personal appearance has zero effect on anythingLiterally delusional, its probably the most important thing for first impressions and social relations. The halo effect is a all established phenomenon
>>85734635Implying that there are first impressions. Zero context exists in which to interact with other people outside of family.
>>85731507>why the collarbones? This is why.
>>85725729I mean that's literally why many men grow a beard. I know because I'm one of those. My jawline and chin are nothing special, but a short, well-groomed beard does miracles, at least for me.
>>85725215>posting AI slop over the actual photo proving your point
