foids would rather die from masturbating with live lobsters than have sex with youhow does that make you feel?
>>85725975thank you for posting this OP, I actually learned something. seriously, thank you.
>>85725975 but what race was the woman?
>women are evil story part.8220718243991
>>85725975If it's a story on reddit, it must be true!
>>85726077It is true. How do I know? I was the lobster.
>>85726095>was so tail deep in pussy he shat a bunch of shrimp Off this board fakecel.
>>85726104Cry about it, humanboi. Human girls love the Big Red Lobster.
>>85725975You can just buy these toys on Amazon now.
>>85725975Cock Lobsterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz65vonktMA
>>85725975fake storyLobsters lay eggs so it wouldn't be able to give birth like that
>>85726387It's also illegal to sell eggers. Nothing about this story adds up.
