>have no agency (do exactly what the globohomo wants from them)>annoying>ruin everything>insufferable>run solely on emotions, no rationality>half of the month either constipated or have explosive diarrhea>have a slimy hole between their legs which is very susceptible to various infections and even if no infection or disease is present, jellylike slop leaks out of their hole (they call it "giving birth to a jellyfish)>their reproductive system spends 3-5 days per month falling apart, leaking thick blood, gelatin and cloths out of their hole>despite all of this extremely narcissistic, rude, cold and arrogantwhy exactly should i be attracted to these goblins?