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hello talk to me please thanks
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>>85729881
What do you want to talk about...and are you cute?
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>>85729881
Madokanon welcome I love you
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>>85729886
please talk to me
>>85729890
you have the wrong person sorry
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If you look like a cute anime girl, I shall entertain you with my presence. Where does this desperation come from? Speak now.
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>>85729904
i have no friends and no one to talk to so i'm just posting in this shit website to distract myself ya
please talk to me
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>>85729893
>you have the wrong person sorry
You look similar enough, I don't care. Why did you pick the board where you need to post original text to post 2D girls? Won't it make things more tiresome to you?
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>>85729915
I can relate to having no friends and such. You got any plans to get into the Halloween spirit? I put up a few metal skeletons across my room's walls.
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>>85729881
I am so mad at my girlfriend
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>>85729921
it's fine, i don't plan on staying in this board for long, i won't make more threads after this
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>>85729925
nope i will not do anything for halloween besides maybe posting halloween themed 2d girls
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>>85729893
Well personally I think white people need to establish a breakaway nation where they can live peacefully and not be under constant threat from the violent minority hordes. If white people collectively decided to colonize a remote land they would be much happier and could take pride in their collectivism. It's the only way forward.
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>>85729945
I will put effort into trying to make your last visit here a good one. What do you want to talk about? Daily life? What are you going to have for dinner?
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>>85729940
what did your girlfriend do to make you mad
man i dont like replying to multiple people in the same post
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>>85729961
did you talk to me before in /jp/? do i know you?
honestly the funniest thing is just spamming please talk to me and not tlaking about anything because it's just so easy to just say please tlak to me but actually talking about something is difficult
you cantalk to me if you want you know you can talk about what you're having for dinner or your daily life yeah you should talk to me
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>>85729965
She broke my trust and hid something important (financial) from me, and then we had a big fight and now I've been ghosting her for a week
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>>85729965
>i dont like replying to multiple people in the same post
Is it tiresome for you?
>>85729983
>did you talk to me before in /jp/? do i know you?
I did so 2 or 3 times, I'm the autistic dude picky with music.
>but actually talking about something is difficult
I know, that's why I try to make things simple.
>you can talk about what you're having for dinner
I'm going to eat some bread as always, maybe with cheese on it. I just do so in order to sleep with something in my stomach and because mom bothers me if I don't eat anything. What about you?
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>>85730017
you should probably talk to her and see if you can sort things out because i don't think ghosting is going to result in anything good
i'm sure she had her reasons for hiding it and maybe you can talk it out
well i don't know shit about what happened and i'm just some internet retard so maybe you should just ignore me but i wish you good luck though
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Hello anon. Unoriginal post.
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>>85730040
what should i leverage this for. like i could go for daily blowjobs? she did fuck up so i can leverage it but im not sure with what
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OP got overwhelmed, it's over :p
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>>85730035
if i make one post replying to 4 different people it seems like i don't care about them and it's cringe yeah
so it's you...
cute autist that likes anime openings
happy to see you
some guy from s4s named me "Tashi" so now i don't need to be "Not Madokanon" anymore
sorry for breaking your heart last time it is what it is i end up ghosting anyone who tries to be friends with me
>i'm going to eat some bread, maybe with cheese
you should make a cheese sandwich they are very good and easy to do
>>85730103
don't worry i'm still here
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>>85730103
He is very insecure, it bleeds into his answers. The overwhelm comes from his own dysregulation.
Life is too quick.
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>>85730048
hello anon unoriginal reply
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>>85730102
sexual relief is temporary
if it was up to me i would work towards maintaining the relationship you know if you really like her then you should be happy with her forever right? but you know what you need better, so be good to be yourself
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da,mn ESL moment
be good to yourself i mean
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>>85730151
idk man, i got a different girl from the states who literally wants me to come travel to her. idk idk
just say current gf or new gf, i will abide by your unilateral decision
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>>85730108
If you get tired, feel free not to elaborate the reply.
>it seems like i don't care about them and it's cringe yeah
And you give a shit to what others think? You're giving me goosebumps, is everything fine with you anon? Are you sick?
>some guy from s4s named me "Tashi"
Do you prefer that name because you have already moved on from posting only Madoka?
>sorry for breaking your heart last time it is what it is i end up ghosting anyone who tries to be friends with me
I already said I don't mind, also I wasn't trying to be your friend, just an orbiter tbdesu
>you should make a cheese sandwich they are very good and easy to do
I will make one in approximately 1h
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>>85730113
yeah i need to die in my sleep painlessly because if it doesn't happen then i'll need to jump off a building and doing that would be the only cool thing i ever did in my life cause i never did anything cool and i'm worthless
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>>85730165
you can never know if it's real, what if it's a catfish though
well in this case i'd suggest for you to choose whichever you like more
and you know which one of them do you think you'll be happier with
if you're really unsure you can always leave the decision to a coinflip and just follow what it does
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>>85730182
one is a redhead the other has black hair. if you decide neither i will take the redhead by default
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>>85730166
>and you give a shit to what others think
no but i still want to be nice so i can feel that i'm being good and useful
>do you prefer that name
i prefer it because it's an actual name and it was given to me by a person, so if i ever think that i should change my name i will remember the person and i won't change it
>I wasn't trying to be your friend, just an orbiter
wouldn't it be better to be friends with someone instead of just their orbiter, silly
orbiters are usually not desired
but friends means the other person likes you
enjoy your cheese sammich
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>>85730204
does this mean you like the redhead more
if so, you should go with that one
if you really don't care just flip a coin
heads you go with the redhead
tails you go with the black haired one
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>>85730250
>wouldn't it be better to be friends with someone instead of just their orbiter, silly
It's hard to stay committed to a friendship, sometimes I just wanna waste the entire day on 4chan or anime and ignore everything around me, besides, I start ruminating about whether I should be using my time on e-bonds or in my actual plans that I always put off. What I do intend to do though is making a tulpa, but that would be to fulfill my desire of having a gf. In parts, isn't that what made you become a loner too? The difficulty of keeping up with others and their expectations towards you?
>enjoy your cheese sammich
I will!
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>>85730253
Is that heads or tails i dont understand british money
ive been to the british llands once but i dont remember the coins
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>>85729881
how to get attention on this shithole
>namefag
>use tranime picrel
>type like a desperate troon/f*male

noted.
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>>85730352
id rather give you attention, Richard. i love giving attention to mid 30s overweight neets sitting slouched in front of outdated hardware with no personality and their best years over a decade behind them
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>>85730284
well i probably did want friends but i have some mental illness that makes me remove everyone on my friends list and delete my account randomly so ya it's impossible
i'm very gay and mentally ill anyways so it wouldn't be worth it
i rationalized them out by defining friends as just people you talk to on the internet and maybe play a videogame with
you know friends are just distractions like everything else on the internet
the point of having a friend is you'll distract them in exchange for them distracting you and this will create mutual happiness and entertainment but it's just a distraction like everything else on the monitor
you're probably right that your actual life is more important than e-bonds ya especially if you don't plan on killing yourself like me
i respect other people who have no friends though, so you're cool to me
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>>85730298
that's tails
that means you go with the black haired girl if you want the follow coin
if you regret this decision you can go with the redhaired one anyways, because now you know what you really wanted the coin to land as
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>>85730369
booking my flight to the west coast of america now, thank you Tashi, i will let you know how it went next month
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>>85730356
i just turned 22 4 days ago, 6'0, 168 lbs, 13% body fat, been a semi-pro athlete my entire life, dunno where you were going with this, maybe stick to making attention cheat code threads
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>>85730377
:thumbsup: okay Richard
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>>85730376
hope it goes well for you anon take care
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>>85730352
i've never done a homosexual act in my life
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>>85730387
sorry to crush your little false narrative you wrote in your head to make yourself feel better like a gnat under my boot.
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>>85730405
whatever helps you sleep at night, Richard, i dont mind your obesity here.
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>>85730362
>it's just a distraction like everything else on the monitor
>you're probably right that your actual life is more
Holy trvthnvke. The way I see it, some people have romanticized friendship way too much, kinda like what they did with couples. We are much more superficial than we like to think we are, some gaslight themselves into believing in those sweet lies and get surprised when they see friends or lovers dumping their peers in moments of difficult. Obviously, exceptions will always exist, and there's nothing wrong with wanting to have bonds just to fulfill specific roles.
>especially if you don't plan on killing yourself like me
I do plan to an hero but I can't be sure I will have the courage to do what's needed in the right time, so I like to do the bare minimum while I still here, like studying and stuff that can help me later on. I don't want to be found by people outside of my family so I won't jump off a high place like you, I will try some sodium nitrite (or is it nitrate? don't remember rn) protocol or maybe I will already have access to phenobarbital/a gun by then, only the future will.
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>>85730411
reverse image search it all you want troon, it's called a "false" narrative for a reason, same false narrative you write in your head that you're somehow actually a woman, not a mentally ill failure of a man abusing hormones.
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>>85730438
yeah i agree with you you really don't need friends if you can entertain yourself alone
you have endless distractions on the internet for that
you can make friends if you want but it's not any different than anything else in the internet
they're just people you can talk to and play games with that's literally it
some people just like collecting friends so they can feel good about having them
>i do plan to
i see
i hope your suicide goes smoothly and without failures if it gets to that
i can't be bothered to put in any effort into anything so i don't even study or anything
man we're here having our enlightened discussion and these normalniggers are arguing pointlessly can you believe it
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>>85730459
HOLY SHIT, LOL.

Hello? Mog police? I'd like to report a public fucking execution.
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today i made pointless threads in almost every single board in this shithole
it was fun
i will not be making more after today
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>>85730154
>ESL moment
By the way, Tashi, if you're better at english than at your native language and you consider yourself as good as an ESL, then does it mean you speak your NL as if if it was a second language too? Just thought about that.
>>85730482
>but it's not any different than anything else in the internet
Actually there's a difference. In the internet you don't need to feel any blame if you drop a video, anime or even a game in the middle, because you aren't affecting anyone besides yourself, but doing the same with a friendship gives a "bad taste in the mouth".
>some people just like collecting friends so they can feel good about having them
Already heard about those ones. Luckily, I have never had to deal with that type of person.
>i hope your suicide goes smoothly and without failures if it gets to that
Idem, buddy. Waking up with brain sequelae probably must be one of the worst things that can happen to one.
>i can't be bothered to put in any effort into anything so i don't even study or anything
I understand the feeling, maybe will try to NEET by the end of this year after reuniting enough money for a certain project and only do some hard labor (it gives more money per hour) periodically if I want something too expensive. Gotta focus on fixing my myself
>these normalniggers are arguing pointlessly can you believe it
Look on the bright side, they are giving your thread more replies lol
>>85730543
Are you going to stop making threads on 4chan?
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>>85730566
>fixing my myself
fixing myself*
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>>85730520
20+ minutes, still no response despite them responding within single digit minutes. Holy shit, congrats to you, >>85730459 you might unironically have a kill count, what the fuck.

I wonder if they actually joined the 48%?
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>>85729881
Hello, hope your having a good day if it wasnt good hope the next one is an improvement.
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>>85730566
>does it mean you speak your NL as if it was a second language
i use it just to talk to my family, are you an ESL too
> In the internet you don't need to feel any blame if you drop a video, anime or even a game in the middle, because you aren't affecting anyone besides yourself, but doing the same with a friendship gives a "bad taste in the mouth".
yeah i agree with you perfectly it's easier posting stuff by yourself rather than giving someone the expectation to look at it and reply to you, especially when other people don't care as much as the things you like as you do
you might have a few common interests with people but not more than with yourself
>waking up with a brain sequelae
i'd probably survive the jump knowing my luck but there's no other way
>I understand the feeling, maybe will try to NEET by the end of this year after reuniting enough money for a certain project and only do some hard labor (it gives more money per hour) periodically if I want something too expensive. Gotta focus on fixing my myself
hope shit goes well for you my friend
>Are you going to stop making threads on 4chan
that is the plan, i'll just go post 2D girls in other places
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>>85730587
hope you have a good one too ano
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>>85730680
>i use it just to talk to my family
Wow, talk about being chronically online... Not that I'm the best example out there though lol
>are you an ESL too
Unfortunately, unfortunately.
>it's easier posting stuff by yourself rather than giving someone the expectation to look at it and reply to you
I followed your advice, started doing that on my threads and you weren't lying, it's kinda nice to do that. I don't plan to become a namefag or anything like that though because I know it would make me more addicted to 4chan and it already takes too much time of me.
>but there's no other way
If you can manage to stay alone for a great amount of time, like 5 hours at least, then there are some good options, like roping if you do it right. Take a look on Sanctioned-Suicide if you feel like it, they have guides for some methods and tell you methods that you shouldn't follow no matter what. Jumping is still a nice type of "exit" if you don't care about exposition, though.
>hope shit goes well for you my friend
Thanks, I think this should be the moment where I say I hope your plans go well too but since you don't have plans at all it would look forced, so I hope you enjoy what's left of your life.
>that is the plan, i'll just go post 2D girls in other places
I see. Well, nothing is forever I guess. Funny to think you started posting on altchans and now are going back to your origins lol, who could have imagined that.
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>>85730772
>roping
Hanging*
My bad.
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>>85730405
>>85730459
based gears chad curbstomping looneytroons
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>>85730772
ya lol i'm on pc 18 hours every day
>i followed your advice
glad you liked it, it's just nice isn't it
but ya maybe don't get addicted to it lol
>Sanctioned-Suicide
wow i didn't know about that site, thanks i'll check it out
>I hope you enjoy what's left of your life
that's all that can be said to me, thank you
>you stared posting on altchans
no lol i've only been on 4 since september 2025, i'm a newfag
you're probably thinking of the real one, you know
was nice talking to you again
have a good one, take care
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>>85730839
>but ya maybe don't get addicted to it lol
Roger, sir!
>thanks i'll check it out
You're welcome.
>you're probably thinking of the real one, you know
Holy shit I swear I thought you were larping with this "I'm not him" thing, lol
lmao even
Sorry if I sounded rude by mistaking you 2, I still had a good time talking with you here and on /jp/. Take care too, Tashi, may the power of moe be with you. Time for me to make my cheese sandwich now I guess.
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>>85730912
cute retarded autist
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>>85729881
have you tried roping?
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>>85730993
no i haven't ever tried killing myself the closest thing i did to that was putting a fork in an electric outlet once but nothing happened
i have some years before i need to do it so it's fine for now
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>>85731011
stay safe
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>>85731014
you too ano



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