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A sex slave basically

>>85732930
prostitutka

>>85732937
zasho prostitutka brat

>>85732930
>virgin
>doesn't want marriage
>doesn't want kids
>has removed the baby-making hardware so we can have unprotected sex often
>not religious
>no tattoos/piercings
>not expensive
>doesn't like traveling
>prefers staying indoors
>kind and wholesome
>higher than average IQ
>slightly autistic
>curvy with big boobs
>is motherly towards me
>apolitical or lean liberal
Yes, I know this person doesn't exist. Still I refuse to settle for anything less.

I actually have no idea. I literally do not understand anything about dating or relationships at all it makes no sense.

>>85732930
>virgin
>weeb
>white with brown hair and A or B cup breasts
>wants children
>funny and extroverted
>professional career like a lawyer or something
>affectionate

>>85732930
Cute, virgin, loyal till death do us part, that's about it. Very rare nowadays.

>>85732930
>virgin
>cute
>not an annoying bitch
Pretty simple, but women lack any standards since men are cucks

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looks like this originally she is my favourite

>>85732930
>won't take out her disappointment in herself and general disdain towards the state of her life out on me while trying to convince me that it's the fault of my own inadequacy and incompetence and that I'll never understand her and will always remain lesser to her no matter what I do
Not a kink I swear it just keeps happening

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I just want a cute girl to go to hockey games with. It would be kino.

i havent crushed on a girl in half a decade and thought i finally got girls out of my system (except for gooning) but last night i had a dream where this girl was super nice to me and happy to be around me and i got flooded with feels and woke up thinking FUCK ill never be rid of this shit, fucking gender lives in my head rent free forever and i cant fucking do a thing about it. i just want to be able to never think about girls again (outside of gooning). FML.

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>>85732930
>describe your ideal girlfriend anon
here u go, basiclly picrel

>>85732930
last night i was crossing the street and some bmw driver nearly hit me making a right turn off the busy main road onto the street i was crossing. he would have hit me, possibly broken my leg or worse, and so obviously im pissed about it. i flip him off, call him a retard as he drives away holding no accountability for his shitty driving.

anyways, once i flip him off my gf gets hormonal "erm can you NOT flip people off"
you just watched this fucking retard nearly put me in the hospital and you're trying to tell me to act chill about it? what the fuck. you're supposed to have my fucking back.

my ideal girlfriend wouldn't be telling me not to flip off somebody who nearly fucking injured me because they're a bad driver and don't care about pedestrians safety.

>>85732930
a mean girl who makes me embarrassed and teases me

>>85732930
she definitevely has to be around my height, not to short or to tall, this is because I don't want to have to look down on her nor up to her. I want an equal relationship and not those weird bdsm things everyone on the internet seems to want where the woman is supposed to submit to the man, in fact I find submission such as that to be quite frankly an ick of mine.
in terms of interests I at least want her to have something history related or at least be okay with me being a bit of history nerd. it's okay if she is a bit racist but not like 1488 racist you know. as for religion I don't know but at least not muslim because then I'll need to become one too.

she definitevly can't be some flat earther, anti-vaxx, conspiracytard. although a little bit of jewish conspiracy is okay but not like too much you know like not everything is the fault of some jew.

physically I don't care much for her race as long as she isn't to ugly, I would prefer if she dresses in a feminine way because that would look cute.

>>85733160
Women are so weak
>isn't it in SERIOUS debt
>has only had sexual contact in a LONGTERM COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP
>doesn't drink to EXCESS
>no EXCESSIVE piercings/tattoos

Just say "no debt", "not promiscuous", "doesn't drink", and "no piercings/tattoos"

> virgin
> kind
> intelligent
> interesting
> funny
> has no problem communicating with me (tell me what she wants, what bothers her, etc)
> has hobbies she is passionate about
> no heavy social media usage
> no tattoos (piercings are ok as long as they are not excessive)
> no massive emotional baggage
> no massive debt
> no critical health problems that makes normal living impossible

That would be perfect, yes. Impossible to get in modern times (especially for someone like me) but ideal.

>>85733175
Yikes why do you want bully mean women who never grow up?

Did you know that asking for low debt is a proxy to virginity? Besides college (arguable), the most common way to get with a high debt is being a degenerate

>>85732930
>Pale
>Doesn't have a high-pitched, whiny voice
>Likes to spend time with me over shared interests (being racist online, sleeping 9 hours a day, gardening and others)
Simple as.

>>85732930
1 obviously a virgin
2 demure
3 no ink stains, piercings
4 modest fashion, long skirts, full cover dresses and no whore clothes (miniskirts bikinis leggings and so on)
5 high libido that she can keep in check without spreading her holes for the first fag who shows interest
6 not overly political, not a feminist, despises whores (>1 man) who think they aren't, like the used slut with 3 bodies earlier
7 loyal to death
8 intelligent
9 hates drugs, cigarettes, vaping subhumans

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Pic rel is my ideal girlfriend. Nothing else would be enough

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>>85732930
I literally just want a girl who genuinely likes me and wants to be around me, that's all.

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>>85733622
we will find her one day.....

Physically attractive in every way (to me) and is okay with me raping her.

Black and does hard drugs every day. And when I cheat on her I want her to throw my things out of our apartment on the second story onto the sidewalk and i look up at her and she is screaming at me about that bitch Tyleshia.
>youve been fucking Tyleshia again havent you??
>I dont even know that bitch!
>why are her pictures on your phone then?
And we have a screaming match that brings the property values down. I shoot at the apartment window causing her to go inside and call the police and I get arrested for domestic abuse. This is the way god intended

>>85732930
>loves me
>has similar morals/ethics to me
>isn't unstable
>has actual hobbies
>virgin
As for looks I don't care that much, as long as she isn't downright ugly.

essentially myself in woman form

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>>85732930
someone nice and kind, patient with me. someone equally autistic. someone who doesn't need overly fake romantic gestures and who is just happy being with someone sharing hobbies, having fun, liking eachother, and deciding that that is good enough to live with.

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>>85732930
A man like this

>>85732930
>Body count: 0-3 studies have shown that most women don't experience much personality change at this range.
>political alignment: moderate can lean slightly right or slightly left though.
>IQ is above 85 and under 130.
>Likes: literature, doesn't have to like anime just not act overly hostile to it, staying in shape
>supportive
>no large social circle
>no massive debt
>no significant familial trauma
>above 5'5 every woman under this height is usually mentally stuck as a child since society treats them as such
>views on religion can follow what she seeks just not overly schizoid about it. preference: western paganism, some types of Buddhism, Christianity and atheism
>have hobbies that aren't just shopping.
>clothing moderate nothing overly slutty
>tattoos are fine as long as their not overly done or tramp stumps
>MOST IMPORTANT: likes me i would be willing to shift my stances on most things here(except loyalty)if she fit this bill.
>willing to have sex more than once a week. Don't need her to be a nymphomaniac but being in a dead bedroom sounds miserable
>kids: 1-3
>body type anything that isnt obese or malnourished I do have a preference to fitness but its fine if she's thicc or a cardio bunny
>attraction range: around my level I dont think I could mentally handle dating a super model level girl even if she was loyal
I think this is specific enough I would actually be happy around her but not too specific that I couldnt find anyone who fits this bill

25 year old boymoding trans girl, very sweet and affectionate, into girly things pretty dark hair and eyes, virgin, smart, nice fashion, interested in art, we take away each other's loneliness

>>85732930
She would exist

>>85732936
2 and 4 would be just as cute if they wore makeup and did their hair.

Beginning to think I just don't like asians

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A woman that is curvy with a bubbly personality and is loyal to me.

Besides that, she is actually attracted to me and is sincere in her desire to be a mother for our children.

These are the 5 most important aspects for my ideal gf to have.

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>affectionate.
>not obese.
>not hideous.
>willing to share interests.
>not degenerate.
but I know that's asking for too much.

>>85732930
intelligent, cultivated, white and not fat (and not a whore )

>>85732930
just girlfriend?
>short
>redhead
>ginger
>petite
>smokes weed
>loves to fuck
>can actually discuss movies after watching them
>isn't lobotomized by wokism
>body count lower than mine
this is pure fantasy, i know that, and its sad. im gonna go jerk off.

>>85732930
bound to a wheelchair
still feels everything down there
has suffered, but is unable to kill herself

>a little smart
>good smile
>not bitchy at all
>gentle and slightly humble
>beautiful, of course (yeah yeah I'm very superficial lole)
>preferably medium-sized boobs and small or small-to-medium butt
>she would offer me emotional support and tell me everything is gonna be ok
>she would let me suck her nipples whenever I'm depressed and hopeless

>>85732930
real talk this is how I feel and shit
https://youtu.be/nrpe7rCtXFM?is=bXfDyBCiWaX2NW3V

she gotta have ass tho

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>>85732930
>describe your ideal girlfriend anon
picrel

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>>85732930
has to have fucked minimum 1000 people
is a rapist
has a strong mind
doesn't care what pussies think

>>85732930
>skinny asian girl that's obsessed with me
It'll never happen

brown
a big overweight
cute eyes
thick wavy hair
kind
smart
kinky
talks to me all day

necessary
>has good luck
>ambitious
>has some sort of blessing or ability
>believes in angels and fairies (ideally has seen one or knows how to communicate with them)

personal preference
>5/10 or 6/10 but in a cute, little bit sick way
>long hair
>moderately underweight
>pale skin
>low libido
>mid 20s
>no friends, but can live with parents
>likes stargazing, cloud watching and naps
>good eyes

but i dont deserve a girl like this yet. in one or two years i should be at the male equivalent of this level, so please when you try to manifest her into existence for me think of 2028
dubs/fibs/last 3 digits prime and everyone gets their dream girl within a year (except those who just want a girl for sex, they are cursed with male pattern baldness)

someone i love that loves me back.
someone i can "tolerate" that tolerates me back.
someone i understand that understands me back.

it's shrimple.

Under 30, no kids but wants them, big boobs, doting and cuddly. Isn't unemployed. Does something creative or artistic as a hobby, and goes to the gym with me.

>>85732930
>white (or asian)
>petite
>straight hair
>cute in the face
>cup size irrelevant
>round smackable butt
>low iq
>let's me buy her lingerie
>okay with doing butt stuff