Wtf is the modern world lmaoPosting here for the first time in years because this text convo just happened with a good buddy of mine. Starting with him speaking, this was in the midst of a larger convo. We are both 30 year old, single, Adult men. Neither of us is gay(?)>would you be down to dress like a girl and let me fuck you?>lol>Fr tho>what? Are you serious? I didnt even know you were gay bro lol>Im really not. Nevermind hahaI have not replied since then. He had been bringing up crossdressing and stuff a lot recently and, I thought, joking about it. Now that I am connecting everything, I think he wanted me to shave my body hair, crossdress, and let him fuck me lmao. Because for a few weeks he has been mentioning about bodybuilders and how they shave their bodies and has been saying>WE should try thatWhich i suspect he would not do after i do it lolImmediately made me think of this fucking board. Wtf is going on in society lol. I am not mad about it btw. I dont care lol. I am just kinda shocked in a funny way lmfao. I am gonna have to text him something to break the ice and clear the air. What should I say? Lol
You should accept his advances, bro. Leaving his cock leaking like that is kinda fucked up.
>>85753304Post pics, btw. I wanna see if you'd look good shaved.
>>85753293You should dress up for him and see how he reacts.
>>85753304Uh huh lmao>>85753313I have some ass pics from last year when I was testing to see if I could do a faceless onlyfans for extra money lmfao. The quality is shit because it is from my old phone tho. I can post them, give me a sec. Nothing impressive tho, or at least I cannot tell lol>>85753379Yeah, that wouldnt be mixed messages at all lmao
>>85753313Pic 2 for anon.
>>85753420>>85753431awwwwwwwwwwwwww anon you have such a cute bussy! I think you should dress up with ur friend and have a little fun~
>>85753313Pic 3 anon. I got a few more
>>85753313Pic 4 DONT read into it, i do not usually do this it was a test lol
>>85753420And my regular body last year. Basically the same or a bit thinner now lol
>>85753420>>85753431>>85753443>>85753450>>85753455>he actually deliveredBro... Would rim.
>>85753439Think so, huh? Lmao apparently he does too. I dont think so though haha. Too awkward lol
What the fuck is this thread. God please forgive me for reading through it
>>85753460Lol really? Interesting. I am so sure he wanted me to shave my body smooth so he could try and convince me to let him fuck me for sure lmao. He is more of a bodybuilder type than I am by a long shot. I am not much different than that pic from last year, except a lost some weight, so I am a little thinner. When he would mention>WE should try shaving our bodies like bodybuilderI literally interpreted that as a friend guy joke slight on me for not being as muscular as him lmao. Now I am convinced he just wanted me to be smooth so he could, like, step by step me into being his bottom gf lmfaoooCause look at my body lmao I aint no bodybuilder lol I am barely even muscular lmfao
>>85753476Are you also hard? Cock leaky from all the gayness ITT? Huh? HUH?!
>>85753455Not to be mean, but I dont think your faceless OF would have gone far unless you have some kind of niche fetish
>>85753487start taking estrogen and fix ur upper body
>>85753487I dont think he wanted to fuck you, I think he was just saying you should shave your chest. Youre reading really deep into it and fishing for compliments that I dont think he intended
>>85753293So does anyone have any ideas of what to say? Those texts were last night and I have been thinking about it all day at work lmao. I am thinking of just changing the subject completely and bringing up something else entirely to make it less awkward for him. He is still cool, I still wanna be friends lol. Plus I dont care if he is gay or into femboys or whatever. I just do not think i am a good fit for it lol idk
>>85753293>>85753420This is awkward but Im your friend Ive seen your butt hole now so we may as well do it
>>85753498No offense taken bro. I agree lol. That is why I did not do it haha>>85753501At 30? Are you out of toyr mind? Lmao. Plus why would I want to? Hahahaha>>85753505Yeah, but I have no chest bro.. lol I meam look at the pic? Right?? Maybe I am reading too much, but idk man
>>85753522I started off as a bear weighing at 240 pounds and now I can pull it off If you really wanted to do this, you certainly can, I just think youll have a better time being skinny and hairless
>>85753509Bullshiiiiiit lmaoooo can you imagine if that happened fr lmaoooo omfg he does not use this site lol
>>85753534I mean sure, good for you bro. I am not trans, snd I do not necessarily wanna be a femboy type. Him and I are both 6 foot 1 barefoot lol. I was in the military. You know what i mean? I have not even done any gay shit except when I used to give my buddy head WAY back in highschool lol idk
>>85753589Im not gay either, I just do this for fun and to see whats out there. Im 6ft and was in the military too. I work in construction nowhttps://files.catbox.moe/w7cl6p.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/n22c9c.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/npqvye.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/3e5x10.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/nw3kj2.jpeg
>>85753293Damn dude. It's not gay if you're dressed up like a girl and you're both straight.
It's only gay if balls touch. Maybe add a no homo just to be on the safe side.
>>85753293This image is unironically disgusting and the fact that you guys have got sterilised to this shit is crazy.Wake up form your degeneracy.
>>85753540The first letter of your name is M
>>85753790>This image is unironically disgustingWhat about this?
>>85753757Huh. Interesting. You never really know, huh? Haha. Thanks for sharing bro>>85753774Apparently this is the logic lmaooo>>85753783I think, based on prior contexts and convos, he wants me to be submissive to him and let him secretly fuck me as a crossdresser lol. He has kinda jabbed me by calling me his >sidekickBefore, but I always thought it was just jokes and shit. Idk I guess I still do. Maybe that other anon is right and I'm thinking too much into the prior convos and interactions because the request to have me crossdress and him fuck me caught me so off guard lmfaoNo balls touching or its gay, huh? Well, I guess its gonna be hanging head over the edge of the bed throat fucking balls deep only, huh? Lmfaoooo jk
>>85753293I am so sick of all these many gay and tranny propaganda posts. Why can't you niggers just post on the LGBT board.
>>85753841/r9k/ is THE board for us fags. Take it or leave it, bitch.
>>85753841Youre on slightly advanced /b/ for highly advanced autists
>>85753293>neither of us are gay>but he brought up fucking me in my ass>and I uploaded a thread on /r9k/ with a gay image to talk about itYou're both fags, just meet up and suck n fuck, you gay retard. Stop telling us about it.
>>85753870>Stop telling us about it.I think the homosexuals of this board should post more about their escapades desu. It would genuinely help the board.
>>85753804Nice try anon lmao I have 3 first names in that my first middle and last names are all first names, and none of them start with m lol. He does not even know this site exists bro. He is kind of more of a jock athlete bodybuilder type, if you had to classify him. The type of dude who is really into sports and goes to the gym literally every day lol. That is why this caught me off guard so hard. There is NO WAY anyone would guess he is gay at all. He fucks women too, I thought exclusively, but maybe he has been topping guys too? Or maybe I am the first he wants to try it with. I dont know, because nobody here will advise me on what to text him lmao and we did not exactly have an extended conversation on the topic lol. Still have not text him and he has not text me either today. I think he wants me to give him a blowjob while he plays videogames too because he asked me if I ever had a girl do that, like, 10 times in the last month. I told him no, but it would be awesome and he said same amd he wants head like that too. Idk. Maybe its nothing. He is probably just horny and not wanting to deal with women. Cause the dude gets pussy, I have no idea why he would want to fuck me, truly. That is why I said (jokingly?) >I didnt even know you were gay broThat was supposed to be a joke lol..
>>85753293Call him a faggot
>>85753841Look, bro. I just posted here cause this is where I used to post a decade ago. It isnt some psyop thing lol.>>85753870When I say gay, I mean, like, attracted to men. I am not attracted to men, bro. Idk if he is either or if he just wants sex, because of the way he replied when I said I didnt know he was gay. I used that pic because it is kinda on topic and I figured it would let guys on here who arent interested in the thread, easily bypass it. If you are not interested in this topic, why click on the image, read the post, write a reply, do the captchca, and post it? Lol (not you specifically, I just mean guys who dont like the thread)>>85753881Lmao. No opinion. But this isnt really sex talk is it? We didnt do anything? But for sure adjacent topic, so idk>>85753940Nah, I still wanna be friends haha. Plus he is actually a cool guy. Just this is a bit from left field lmao
>>85753420Mmm I see what he means. Fuvkable, but only smooth and crossdressing. Just do it. You will probably like it.
