>hi there anon, welcome to your job interview with us at Jewstein, Jewstein & Shekelberg Inc. >lets start with our questions:>what can you provide to our multi-ethnic, multi gendered, twitter blue check mark verified team? >are you willing to undergo mandatory gender alteration surgery so we can hit our diversity quotas and our glorious CEO can receive tax breaks? >what is your expected salary for the role and why is it not going to be more than $9.50 per hour?>will you sign a waiver to admit you believe Netanyahu did nothing wrong?
>>85753989>>what can you provide to our multi-ethnic, multi gendered, twitter blue check mark verified team?Racism>>are you willing to undergo mandatory gender alteration surgery so we can hit our diversity quotas and our glorious CEO can receive tax breaks?No>>what is your expected salary for the role and why is it not going to be more than $9.50 per hour?$1.50/hr>>will you sign a waiver to admit you believe Netanyahu did nothing wrong?Yeh
>>85753989ah i see you're not taking this interview seriously either. no to all of those. hire me or i'm taking my labour else where, like your competitor
>>85753989>twitter blue check markMusk bought Twatter four (4) years ago.
>>85753989Unironically, in my current situation, I will bomb a school in Iran for Israel if they just gave me a job with a desk or office Cube I CAN'T HANDLE MY PARENTS LOOKS MY MOTHER WILL KILL ME IF I DON'T GIVE HER MY FIRST THREE CHECKS
>>85754009flytrap burlap
>>85754092i rarp u now mmm yes u r pusy smels do stink
>>85753989>yes hello anon, welcome to the interview>before we start, im going to need a contact list of your last 10 sexual partners from the last 10 days, and an explanation for any gaps in your sexual history
>>85754146This was is easy You can just failure brag and say that you are married to your education or job if you had one before
>>85754153Oh so youre an incel, erm sorry sweatie but we're actually not hiring currently. YIKES
>>85754173I'm asexual, actually, I will sue this company for discrimination Your move now, sweet heart.
>>85754173mmm yes u lik me rappig u mm yes oh fembt im gna cum
>>85754012competitor? we're a legal monopoly sir.
>>85754173no one would say this because >>85754153is right families and loved ones are a distraction to hitting your KPIs
>>85753989man i'm glad i dipped out and just went for bonehead pleb jobs for small companies. i'm also not glad because i'm a disappointment to my parents and never going to have the money/status to get a woman but women were out of the question anyway and at least i can just go do my job and not deal with bullshit like this.
