its tuesdaycan i get an e-boyfriend nowi'm a male btw also i'm not gay i'm just lonely and want a husband to marry
>>85754218okay but only for tax reasons
I'm afraid you're not good enough for me
>>85754307WHY NIOT WHGY DONT YOU LIKE ME>>85754301no u have to hug n kiss me
>>85754352>no u have to hug n kiss megay
ogie but only if you're packing schmeat and not reprehensible scum. elsewise? keep fucking silicone, troglodyte
>>85754478why would it matter what my penis is like... dont u care about whats on the inside...
>>85754509well, duh, that's what "not reprehensible scum" means. Being a moron won't get you far~ llollllnow tell me about yourself RIGHT FUCKING NOW laskjgak
>>85754218only when daydreaming of a twink i can passionately make out with will i get butterfliesif an e-boyfriend means a sensitive young man like me but cute and accepting then i feel you
y'all gay as gitout and I am absolutely here for it, keep divulging your queer fantasies I'm gonna go make popcorn
>>85754559myself... i'm.... iduno..... theres nothing notable about me and i don't have any interests or things i like i guess i dislike cold weather and mean pplcan u be my e-bf now
>>85754598I'm only ever mean in a sexual way. I'll bite the shit out of you. yyyyES. how should I reach you~?
>>85754610ummm my discord is 26dollar please dont judge me for my name being a 50cent reference im liek totally not even that big of a 50cent fan except for the song 21 questions.... and in da club.....
>>85754509>dont u care about whats on the inside...Ok then, how are your organs doing? Any cancer? Does anything hurt? Are you exercising? Eating healthy?
>>85754631i dont think i have cancer... sometimes my shoulders or back kinda hurt,,.. i bicycle.... i eat toast and eggs and bacon for breakfast but the toast had sneed oils and the bacon is from pigs that are fed onions and/corn which makes them sick and bad and for lunch i eat hamburgers and the beef says its just beef and the cheese says the ingredients are cheese stuff i think and the tomatoes are fine i think but either the lettuce or onions i think have been making my head hurt which is weird cuz i ate lots of that before but not its making me bad sick i think i got cyclospora oh yeah and i been eating alot of salads,,, well until the cyclospora now i jusit dunno what else to eat so i just dont eat
>>85754717>cyclosporaThat sucks, some disease is causing lots of really bad diarrhea in the US, I don't know if it is cyclospora though.