>>85754957
I don't know how to make a conversation turn lewd, I'll take to a femanon for months and it'll just be the driest shit day after day

>>85754957
I have no interesting esex stories desu. I've had a lot of esex though. One girl begging to get raped but that's relatively normal

I had a half blakc gf who wanted me to call her nigger and slave while fucking her from behind I was a blue pilled liberal at the time who was horrified by it but now these days I would be on it like white on race

I have not had sex without paying for it since the Obama administration

>>85754981
>One girl begging to get raped but that's relatively normal
Yeah they're really just like that for some reason, the foid mind is an enigma

>I've had a lot of esex though
How did you meet them? I've only had esex with one robot before

>>85754963
That's crazy, I just went straight to sex after just a few minutes of getting to know eachother, she was very into it
It worked like a charm

>>85755006
Jesus Christ!! I wouldn't be able to live with myself after losing that. It would be on my mind everyday

>>85754957
>Have you met a goonette here on 4chan before
Yes, but for all I know it's some faggot pretending to be a guy. She or he spams their discord and adds a bunch of guys every once in a while.

>>85754957
/soc/ ... it's goonette central if you're someone's 'type' and can type up a compelling personal ad. Getting one to MEET you is Dante Must Die tier, though. Oh they'll lie. They'll lie their fucking asses off about it being possible. Never believe it until they are en route or show proof of ticket purchase.

>>85755032
Unless she's sending you nudes to prove she's real, thats an important step when you meet someone here

>>85754957
I met a girl on 4chan who makes AI porn videos of us fucking. She has got nude live on cam and taken requests for me so I know she's legit.

i used to talk to a guy on here and send him voice memos making fun of him and he'd jerk off to them. was fun for a bit. got bored eventually and his account got hacked or something idk

>>85755197
Are you a fembot? We should add eachother

>>85755188
You lucky bastard I need a goonette fembot who's super horny like that

>>85755229
yea but no i got tired of that after recording like, iunno, six. guys are always so dry too. almost never worth it to talk.

>>85755234
what would make it worth talking to a guy?

t. extremely dry guy

>>85755246
it's not possible for dryfags. you're an npc. "dry" means "non-novel". women demand novelty. say some shit she wasnt expecting. tell her you did something thats not the exact same fucking thing as every day, or as every other dude she talks to. its SO GOD DAMN BORING holy fuck
>hii anon how was your day today
>uhh i went to work earlier now im on the computer
fucking shoot me bro i cant believe im even on the same board as you dumb fuckers jfc and jfl

>>85755246
the reason nobody can ever give a good answer to this question is because its about surprise and excitement and the unexpected. if i could give you a script it would always suck because its not unpredictable and tailored to the moment.

i don't think wit or a sense for the erotic can be taught. sorry.

I posted a long horny post once about how I would like to lose my virginity, forgot about it, and when I went back to the thread after it had archived I discovered an alleged femanon said it turned her on and wanted me to post more

>>85755351
Ooof that's unlucky, well good luck next time

>>85754957
>Any interesting esex stories?
In my late teens to early 20s it was the only kind of sex I had. I honestly had a lot of it, though. Omegle, /soc/, kik, reddit, discord, Snapchat... I've showed my dick on every platform imaginable. Most girls were relatively normal, either wanting to just flirt and swap nudes or to be given tasks to follow. Then there's a substantial amount of dominant women cause I'm into that. Depending on what you mean by interesting, I've roleplayed cuck situations thrice (once I was the bull, twice the cuck) and had several girl instruct me on what to put in my ass. Two of those also made me eat my own cum.

>Have you met a goonette here on 4chan before?
Goonettes were not a thing back then, but I remember this girl from /soc/ Who gave me her Kik and basically wanted me to fully control her (daily) masturbation habits. Was pretty fun, but I got tired after a couple of weeks as I had other shit going on at the time. It was nice to get her to try anal for the first time though, it's always cute when they're kinda scared but try it anyway. She was a good girl too, immediately willing to start training for me.
Also had this German girl on Snapchat that basically contacted me any time she was horny and masturbating, which was almost daily. Went on for several months, though with the occasional few weeks break.

>>85755234
>>85755197
That's very cute nona. What would you tell him?

>>85754957
Added an alt masturbation addict girl from this board and basically owned her for a few months. She would do whatever I said for the most part. Had her send me videos of her cumming her brains out, putting dildos in her ass, overstimming with toys, edging for hours for me. Had her choking on giant dildos to train herself for eventually meeting up and sucking my dick. Got her to make some mouth fetish videos and stuff.

She had some unaddressed mental health stuff and just slowly started to drift while insisting she wasn't. Kind of a shame but I was expecting it to end that way for most of its duration.

I do think she fumbled though, for how fucked up and a shut in she was I was probably her best bet for finding a buff, caring and sadistic guy to own her. Fun while it lasted anyway.

>>85754957
Crazy how we lose our minds and go oogabooga over what is essentially just some ugly holes when you see them up close

>>85755274
I don't think an idiot like yourself would appreciate what an actually intelligent male has to say to her.

>>85755629
Its hard to explain why but OPs picrel is probably the most erotic asshole I've ever seen

>>85755274
>fucking shoot me bro i cant believe im even on the same board
Well what did you do today bitch

>>85755659
Ugly pussy, ass looks like it just had hemorrhoids. She's probably had too many cocks up there for it to look decent.

>>85755646
>I'm too smart to talk to girls
>>85755660
Went to work earlier, now I'm on the computer

>>85754957
>Any interesting esex stories?
Never, because esex is boring.
>Have you met a goonette here on 4chan before?
Sure. Dated a few of them. Some for years.
>Where's the best place to find someone for that kind of stuff?
In the real world.

esex is way better than normal sex imo u get to hear cute foid moans without any of the smelly parts. then you can chill and watch a movie or play a game after and its perfect

>>85755698
u so fucking dry bitch

I was added by ~150+ women (well maybe a few catfishes in there) and they all are such lifeless, avoidant, mentally ill sluts that i've had maybe 3 or 4 experiences worth mentioning.

There is a girl who messages me fairly regularly.
It's usually an interesting enough conversation, but I realized the last time I saw a message notification that I feel absolutely zero excitement about it being from her.

>>85754957
Had quite a few as a teenager just through omegle, adding girls on kik, usually the tumblr types were goonettes. The most significant one was this asian girl who was a full gooner and would message me daily to masturbate. She would send me porn too and we did alot of mutual masturbation as well as proper sex talk, she was somehow always down. I kinda miss it even though I've had an actual real life gf for nearly 10 years, in my mind esex can be intimate in a very different way but that could just be rose tinted glasses.

I also still know this girl and she is friends with my gf which is kind of crazy. I've sorta dropped the ball on talking to her for the last couple years which I do feel bad about, she was a geniunely nice girl, and I also regret that she has moved to my country and I could have almost certainly arranged a threesome with her but that ship has sailed

>>85755754
I had one girl who claimed she had added me across dozens of accounts over the previous four years, starting when she was 16.
Apparently I'd never been the one to turn the conversation towards perverted topics and always unfriend her when she told me she was a teenager after trying to be a perv herself.
She told me all this when she was 20, after we'd met IRL a couple times.

I'm mad I wasn't old enough to experience pre-covid forums when you could find cool normie hit girls that just happen to be horny. Now they are all relegated to onlyfans, Snapchat premium, being instagram microcelebs with troves of offers in dms. Now all that's left for soc is insanely dysfunctional weirdos and paywhores.

Centralisation of the internet and its consequences have been a disaster for human race.

Some rich girl named Bently or Bailey or Buckley or something weird like that called me one day several years ago.
It was apparently just a wrong number.
Until she called me back the next day and asked if it was weird that she'd been thinking about the way my voice sounded and wanted to hear it again.
I don't remember the content of these early conversations, but at some point during increasingly long pauses between her replies I could very clearly hear squishy noises in the background and, in the same conversational tone, asked if she was masturbating. She immediately hung up.
And then immediately called back and didn't say anything, but I assume put the phone next to her crotch and masturbated until she came, then hung up again.
She didn't call me for about a week after that, but couldn't stay away I guess.
Seemed like a normal enough call at first, but soon could tell she was breathing ore heavily, so I asked what she was fantasizing about.
The breathing stops for a long pause.
"I don't want you to think I'm weird and stop talking to me."
"Hon', I already think you're weird and I'm still talking to you."
She has a shit kink and a humiliation/degradation kink, and me talking to her like she was a normal girl while she thought about me shitting in her mouth was really doing something for her.
After that she didn't even pretend we were going to have normal conversations. Most calls started with a second or two of foley of her beating her pussy like it owed her money and then she'd growl "tell me about your shiiiiit".

>>85755723
>u get to hear cute foid moans without any of the smelly parts
If you and your girlfriend practice proper hygiene you shouldn't smell bad

>then you can chill and watch a movie or play a game after and its perfect
You can do that irl too

>>85755754
>i've had maybe 3 or 4 experiences worth mentioning
Such as...?

>>85755972
None werereally esex because i dont really like that concept.

One that stands out is some decently hot algerian girl was down to strip on a video chat after we exchanged single pair of body pics.

Another time I finally met a girl that not only spoke my language, but had the same fucked up taboo kinks as me. She just blocked me randomly after a months maybe she was guilty cuz she had a bf.

>>85756069
Sounds like they were a good time, the one chick I met was from Cali. She said she wanted to settle down a be a house wife, sent me bunch of nudes, then ghosted me after our first convo

>>85756118
Lol, the mental illness and volatility of women that visit soc knows no bounds

>>85754963
back in the early 2000s when internet and chatrooms were first appearing, all it took was writing "Wellcum.. oops welCOME" . 70 to 80% of the time the girl would find it funny and break the ice, specially if you could excuse saying english is not your first language. More often than not they'd reply with

>hmm cum .. ;)

Back in my high school days I had almost 200gb worth of naked pictures of women that I'd receive from chatrooms and websites like Doulike (a predecessor to Tinder where everyone would post 3 pics of themselves, and you'd swipe if you'd like them, and if both of you did then you could chat). English and american women were super horny for some reason.

>>85755560
well at first he wanted to hear how i sounded and i sent a voice memo saying hey listen i added you bc i was bored. i told you it wouldnt go anywhere. i dont really want to be friends, you arent that interesting to me, im sorry, and he said that gave him a boner, and i really liked that so i sent one that was like teasing him about it and saying he was pathetic and stupid and all it took was hearing someone that sounded small and fuckable enough and he was helpless and start pumping away, idk, it was kind of this stupid mocking thing but i didn't really mean it and he could hear i was worked up too and sort of panting through the whole thing. i just liked the feeling of turning him on i think. i never did it with my voice before.

>>85756501
That's pretty hot Nona. Very kind of you to indulge him. If you had fun I bet you could find more anons who are into that over at /soc/

>>85756722
eh, im kinda over it. it was novel at first but now its like same old same old. i'm into men but unfortunately i've never met one that was interesting even a little bit, its genuinely like three days before i've seen everything they're ever gonna say or do.