>Find this metal ring in a toolbox>Hmmmmm>Put it around my flaccid cock>Perfect fit>Go jerk off>Feels great>Cock starts to get numb>Try to take it off>It won't budge>It hurts>Oh shit>Try to rip it off but it feels like I'm ripping my cock off>Cocks turned purple and can't really feel much beyond the ring>Go to the kitchen and pour a ton of vegetable oil on my cock>Manage to somehow rip it off>Cocks all bruised and tender>Heart rate is through the roof>Go back to jerking off>It hurts but whatever>Bust>Lay there in post nut clarity for a whileWhew, almost lost my cock there.
>>85755395I'm just glad your penis is okay anon
Getting so horny you do something that stupid? That's pretty hot, anon. You ever tried cumming directly onto the floor like a sick animal? You should try it. Maybe next time tie a noose around your neck.
>>85755408Stop encouraging him, he's gonna hurt himself
>>85755395i do not know how people see a metal ring or a cage, something that is the opposite of a vagina and think "yep i want that around my cock"
I got a ring in 'ere last night
>>85755415Jacking off gets kind of boring when you do it all the time. I like to wrap hair ties around my cock and balls sometimes. Maybe put some toothpaste in my cock, or pour hot wax on it or put ice cubes on my balls.
In a few months you'll be humping the air like a disgusting retard.>>85755413That's the best part of it. It's so exciting. Those who have tried it know. Getting worse is really fucking hot. I mean fun. It's fun.
Next time you think of doing something horny-stupid I want you all to remember that guy who put an animal castration rubber band on his dick and killed it and had to get it amputated, all because he was horny-stupid.
>>85755395>le i just did a hecking retardo fellow moids!Foid creative writing is getting tiring, chad doesn't care go find attention somewhere else like reddit raped whoreslave
>>85755457>put sage in the wrong fieldgeg stupid moid. foids carry the board, btw.
>>85755425Kek, based oldfag knower
