"Only half?" edition
Other half would only fight if the war wasn't against Russia.
British men on bennies and PIP.
Turkish lad with a monobrow
>>85756151Nothing left to fight for is there?
>>85756174Nope. Pussy is not even on the table these days.
>>85756169british m*n are useless and should be only used as obedient sex slaves by strong foreign alpha males
I made a positive comment here about her top and she never wore it again. What a bitch.
>>85756176I've been to your country, so I know it's full of cunts.
Got my Arrow sale order in and that is a LUSH little Italian edition.
>>85756170I'm not Turkish like that immigrant bitch.
>>85756194You must be on PIP to afford all of it.
>>85756195>>>/int/225475542Proof you're british. Post here.
>>85756189Corr she reads /britfeel/? I'd like to her to know that I'd happily lick her arsehole clean if she'll let me.
>>85756201Oh aye but not top rate unfortunately and I am spreading the cost throughout the month as it's a big boy purchase. Only have a sale twice a year though, don't they? Got to grab the bull by the balls.
>>85756202I can't endure other boards. It doesn't prove anything does it? GeoIP databases change frequently.>>85756204She must've done because she restricted many videos. Nasty.
>>85756189Kek, this is quite a good post.
why wont ruthmong post on /int/? mind boggling
Do you recognise him lads?
How many job applications have you made this week lads?
>>85756228None. I'm employed.
>>85756218I only know one guy from scarborough and it doesn't look like him.
>I know that they're writings on the wall>But darling, I'll bathe your skin>I'll even wash your clothes>Just give me some candy before I go>Oh darling, I'll kiss your eyes and lay you down on your rug>Just give me some candy after my hug
>>85756151Things that motivate men to fight in wars for their country 1. Patriotism 2. Masculinity 3. A sense of hatred of the enemyThe first two have been heavily eroded across the west since the 60s. The last one seems hypocritical as people are routinely told their own country is evil.
what's with the posts of that pattern like>here's another reason why feminism has ruined societyit's really making my word as a anti-motivational pro-doomer disinfo shill MORE difficult
I come here to laugh at lads like HHL or Ruthmong. It gives me great comfort to know that there are people worse of than me.
off to milan later x
>>85756228I've been with the same business for 7 years. Why would I apply for a job?
>>85756256very true. such a shame as well because the deanos of Britain would make such good cannon fodder.
>>85756300What you doing out there de la?
>>85756312delivery of H from my albanian connection
SO TELL ME BABY HOW DOES IT FEEL I KNOW YOU LIKE THE ROLL OF THE LIMOUSINE WHEEEEEELS
can't sleep because someone is running a hedge trimmer outside but perhaps that's for the bestjust checked downstairs for the post (you never know) but nah it's not here yet. hope you're all doing well, don't forget to put the heating on (you might be fine now but think of the night)
>>85756320Corr love the Libs me. Less than a did 15 years ago but they'll always have a special place in my heart.
>>85756326Same, lid. Kind of have a weird man crush on Pete and sort of think he's a genius, tortured soul even if sometimes he's a fat druggy mong. Good to see the lads back together in recent years and even playing Glastonbury.
>>85756321I'm too poor for heating now. I woke up 30 min ago because some idiot had set my alarm for 10 because I'm going shopping and to my mum's in a bit.
>>85756329Absolutely. I've seen him at his best during some solo gigs and one Libs concert in the early 10s but also at his worst during a Babyshambles concert in Manchester where he mumbled into the mic for 5 mins and then literally collapsed into the amp setup and the gig ended there. Rockstar stuff innit. Still a soft spot for him.
>>85756340they've changed it again, but take a look athttps://britishgasenergytrust.org.uk/you just get up to 1,700 quid of energy debt written off every 2 years. it's THAT simple.(unless they refer your debt to a solicitors first, dealing with this rn and it's a 'mare.)
Morning spliff done.Need to get a shave soon.But first, a bangin choon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZhozwc9l2A>>85756356I'm with OVO.Got important stuff to do now*spazzy dances round his front room*
>>85756348Check out the documentary on iPlayer Louis Theroux did with him over the past few years. He's still drinking a lot but I think maybe he's been better since he's lost weight as well. Fuck knows, he lives in France with his wife and kid now.
>>85756356>(unless they refer your debt to a solicitors first, dealing with this rn and it's a 'mare.)Forgot to address this, I have debtors chasing me, had CCJs, had court employees knocking on the door. Told the last one I didn't know what he was on about, tried contacting the company, and this court stuff is just wasting the court's and my time.Need to go to a thing in my town to do an insolvency thing, but it's on fridays at 10am and I've not been able to make it yet. I have to be feeling good to go out that early (MS causes genuine issues, not just that I'm lazy. I am also lazy, I won't deny that)
>>85756362>I'm with OVO.https://britishgasenergytrust.org.uk/grants-available/>Open to prepayment meter and credit account British Gas customers and customers of other suppliers.mind you it does specifically say>If you are a customer of OVO, [etc], you must apply to your supplier's support fund first. You can only apply to us if you have recently been declined by your supplier's support fund. Evidence of the decline will be required.might as well give whatever that is a try. everything moves too quickly these days, but there's still a grace period where you're in debt and they're sending you emails/letters, luckily they haven't gone to them bailiffs yet.inb4 someone feigns being mad at the idea of using a grant from a massive energy company
>tfw NI mong>tfw can't afford heating oilbastids, it cold
does anyone here know their music? like they did a music GCSE or they just learned guitar/piano/other?have a question and there's no such thing as a stupid question
CORRRRR found an OF rose that looks just like Rachel Riley.
ham + cheese toastie (with Tory cheese) for breakfast
>>85756390would love to get my nose stuck right into that
>>85756390got enough airbrushing on your photos love?
>>85756388just ask chatgpt innit and then look for other sources confirming/denying what it says
>>85756409;_; i want to ask PEOPLEthis is the new 'just google it' IMO, even if you ask something like 'where do i get started with Kurosawa films?' or 'what's the best way to extract an object in Photoshop?'
>>85756390Did you submit a selfie for the wanking licence
>>85756431Don't tell PC Plod but I found a place that doesn't ask for age verification. Naughty innit???
>>85756449I don't understand how did you find an OF model somewhere else
>tfw the selfie robots get my age correct to within +/- 1 yearwell, there goes that whole 'you look younger' thing.got them forehead lines and crow's feet, we all mid-30s and/or abusing drugs in life x
>>85756463Same lid, we geezas
>sister is normal, plain girl>polite, friendly, not into politics, looks normal and thin, sweet even>goes off to uni>by the end of first year she's covered in shitty tats, has died hair cut weirdly and a bunch of piercings>has become chubby>won't shut up about politics and of course she's a total shitlib progressive lefty>did a cringe obviously performative coming out as bisexualFuck me you know it's a thing that happens, but it's still unbelievable how quickly and strongly it happens.
FRIDGE UPDATE: the abandoned fridge has now been moved several yards, to next to the communal bins.dunno what that's going to do. probably nothing.
>>85756467What a stereotype
Just blitzkrieg'd my front room while I was having a shave. The final solution to stale air, as the Germans say. Stoshluften'd tae fook now pals. I didn't think to open the kitchen window for full downstairs blitzkrieg. I'll do that next time.Heard about the technique while watching a Guy Martin thing.https://ggbec.co.uk/the-science-of-the-art-of-stosluften/
>>85756467Damn that's tough bro but did you ever walk in on her in the shower or something?
>>85756467>>by the end of first year she's covered in shitty tats, has diedsorry to hear that
The money I'd give for a Meg Turney Blacked scene phwoaarrr
normoids use slang that 4chan invented but haven't used sincerely in like 10 years
>>85756289You are here every day and are the lowest rank of society.
>>85756500they do be out there shoopin whoops and touching harbls fo riz fo riz
I have done absolutely fart all at work today. Stealing a living, I am. I've earned a rest though after a few busy weeks.
what site settings do you lickle lids like ?
>>85756493Here you are anon. Free of charge mate.
>>85756514Hngggg buckets mate, cheers
>>85756512i just switch on the Tomorrow theme and turn all that stuff off.1. i don't like change2. i don't like JavaScript or the web's dependency on it3. i don't like any scripts that will alter my behaviour: imagine if you had the option while reading a book 'SUMMARISE THIS PAGE' instead of reading the page, and it became more tempting over timei know it sounds smug but jfc we all know about 4chan X the same way we all knew about MSN Plus and shite, some of us just don't WANT to use it, it's not the website itself (if they integrated nested comments or reaction stickers into 4chan itself, a lot of us would go elsewhere, the site is what matters.)
>>85756533I want to use 4chanX but it doesn't work on chrome anymore sadly. Not worth switching browser just for 4chan.
12 o'clock is it?giving the postie until 1pm on the dot. any jury of reasonable people would agree that's more than fair.
>>85756474Just sorted something else that needed doing (UC related). 3 things done already and it's only gone 12pm. Off shopping soon. Quite a productive day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X6NrMKqwpU
>>85756479My bad, silly typo there lad
Big ol' Bumsesh booked in for 1500. Met some keen bum seshees at the Mutli-men Bumfest at the weekend. Garn get me arse gaped then enjoying fat takeaway and video games after and that is DOUBLE LUSH. No Femoids allowed. It's willies all the way all the way. Might be for me, but it's definitely not for you OH AYE.
Arse raping little lad
god sobriety is awful
>>85756592>Big ol' Bumsesh booked in for 1500Trying to knock bonnie blue off the top sloot spot?
>>85756616They call me the Grand Old Duke of York.I've had ten thousand men x
Not another ball and box puzzle. I just want to finish the game. Fuming.
>>85756388my da is a professional classical musician so I can pass the question on lad
>>85756606just find some alternative that doesn't hook you as much as booze.they give anxious people benzos and they give old people painkillers. even if you're neither, the substance is the same, your body responds the same. nowt wrong with a few Valiums and tramadols, is there? maybe occasionally mixing it up with Xanax and/or codeines just to cast a wide, tolerance-avoidant net?
copped a battering in The Range today
>>85756606And yet the alternative is poison
>>85756508same lid. finished my book, had a wank, cleaned my room and now will play a bit of vidya methinks. all on the company's dime and it lush x
>>85756628that's kind of you friendington.for context i was listening to the Human League album Dare. it has an instrumental track, 'Get Carter', and it's the Get Carter (1971) theme.how did musicians copy music before they could just google>get carter guitar tabsor whatever?
>>85756562I'm using it on chrome, lid. just had to use the tapermonkey extension to get it to work.
>>85756630i dont trust drugs from unusual sources, it could have anything in it>>85756635there are no good options in life
>>85756641I mean I can answer that one without asking him. First you just learn it by ear and then you can transcribe it if you know how to read/write sheet music. I'm not nearly as talented as my da, hence I'm not a professional musician, but I can quite easily pick tunes up by ear and play them on guitar/piano. My brother got that perfect pitch too phwoar (sadly I didn't)
I just use Firefox with its own profile, cache in memory only. Oh and I use GNU/Linux.
>>85756660not saying i don't trust your answer, but could you ask your dad? i WOULD trust his answer more.you understand, right, lad?
>GNU/Linux lad thinks memory is cleared after a short while or EVEN when the power is switched off (myth)>he's never done that thing where he pipes his memory device to his audio driver, and it plays a song he was listening to a week agongmi
Was going to go to my mum's, but changed it for tomorrow now. Going to treat myself to a pregab. Get a few beers, get proper dribbly, time will fly by. Oh yeah.
im back on the beer, needs must
>>85756680It is gone when you unplug power completely. You don't even need any writeable storage to run GNU/Linux (live session).
>>85756701Get on the absinthe, softlad.
Ypsilanti
i could throw a stone at that lad.not saying i ever would, just that i'm several storeys up and he has a laptop bag.
tipsY lain
>>85756720i would like to try that one day but not now
>>85756646Cheers de lid will give that a go
>>85756742Corrrrrrr, wouldn't mind a go on her arse.
door just buzzed
lmao just got a letter addressed to>Urgentthat's not even a name, you dafties.
solicitors trying every trick in the book.>visit this URL to read your secure letter, the password is your post code.more like>visit this URL so we can confirm you have visited the URL.they must think i'm stupid.
>>85756797what if you used a VPN?
>>85756787>>85756797You sound like a wrong'un. Pay your bills you parasite.
>>85756787>to the occupant of the addressWell the house occupies the address and postal code, so it certainly can't be for me.
Really odd how when Labour say 'working class', if you actually drill them on what they mean by that you'll realise that they're referring to people who do not go to work.
Wussell Bwand going to jaily wail lads
>>85756821reckon hes the kind of guy who likes a good gape
>>85756821>"Six women, separate women, different allegations," says prosecutor Riel Karmy-Jones, as she concludes the opening of the case against Brand.>"When you hear them I have no doubt that you will find their evidence compelling," she adds.They could all be lying no? You can literally go to jail based on someone's carefully constructed story with no other evidence?
Corrrrr! Me Arrow sale order has already been dispatched.
>>85756834only safe option is to not talk to women at all*birth rate collapes*whoops
the boxroom gremlinoids are NOT happy
>The prosecution says the sixth complainant felt she had to comply with the massage demand from Russell Brand, so she touched his shoulders and said: "Urgh you're really bony.">His companions laughed, which "annoyed Mr Brand" who then became "petulant and obstructive", the prosecution says.>The woman complained at the time in 2009 and "it went higher up the ladder", but she felt her complaint was "not taken seriously at that time", the prosecution says.>She told others and then formally reported the matter to her employer and to the police in 2023. Russell Brand denies her allegation.What's the crime here? She could've said no.
>>85756628Does he play the triangle de lad?
>>85756838Yes. It really does feel like eggshells with women. They could easily blackmail you and use the rape card if you don't comply. The police often say "come forward, you will be believed and will be in total anonymity throughout the process." There are so many men in prison now I reckon for false allegations or highly exaggerated claims.
a hearty amount of the old equestrian snoozing powder, that.
>>85756602Little lad is mind raping you every day. And that is lush.
>The prosecution says Brand then turned the woman over and raped her anally. She asked him to stop and he did not, the prosecution says. She realised he had taken off the condom, it is alleged.Brand loves no sheathe anal sex.
Gf being utterly hostile for no reason. Probably got the decorators in soon. Fuck sake.
>>85756875>Brand loves no sheathe anal sex.that will come in handy in prison
I wonder if Paul Foot is also a nonce like Brand.
Brand aimed to shag 5000 women and you have not even scored 1 yet. Not a drop of pussy.
>>85756883What gives them the right? They should remove themselves from society for a week when it starts. Just because they're feeling bad doesn't mean they have an excuse to act like a cunt.Just buy her a week long pass to a campsite and tell her to fuck off for a bit.
>>85756899yes but he's going to prison and im not so i think were about even
>>85756904Yea we've been together long enough that I don't care about upsetting her. I'm not tip-toeing around my own house because she's pissed off with life. Do one love.
>>85756909Why do you think that will happen?
>>85756899>>85756909He also has an absolutely tiny penis.
suppose you had a wilkins that was undersized compared to what condom manufacturers anticipate, and it came off during sex, and this was a regular occurrence.does that make you a rapist?
>>85756920>Why do you think that will happen?just a hunch>>85756923lmao
>>85756918It not right they keep getting away with it.All of this is slight hyperbole mixed in with some truths.
So much going on in this little scene>even back in 1995 there was enough cultural inertia for women to care about being virgins on their wedding day>the fact that lisa isn't a virgin, but it's implied that's only because of (a one time thing?) milhouse but that her husband assume she is, holy shit I would call off the wedding>women joking about low value men 'not counting' - if this is true how many body counts need to be re-evaluated? women could have double the number but just regret half of them so not bother counting them
corr the old roast beef curtains must be fuming.
>>85756942i think this attitude dates all the way back to the 60s but i wasnt alive then so how would i know?
>>85756923most respectable thing about him tbqh. it's silly student activism, but on some level he KNEW he was being photographed with his winky out and CHOSE to do it.honestly, he's a fascinating character. it makes me miss the fakery of the telly/film industry. they were just propping him up as some sex symbol bad boy, when ultimately he just wasn't a very good entertainer.i watched some of his streams and left to his own devices he's banging on about Jesus (but not even in some convincing way) and shilling VPN subscriptions while chatting to a bloke who believes in lizardmen.was the internet a mistake?
>little lad in his boxroom thinks the simpsons is a documentary OMD what a life
It not right how Apuettes treat short Apus. Little lad just wants his burgers.
>>85756951Crazy story.So a 20 odd year old gets drunk, and the mother puts her in bed with herself and the stepfather?Get to fuck, what a load of bollocks.
>>85756964this image speaks to me on a deep level
>>85756862you read mindfullness ?
>>85756942i saw that thread on /tv/ too, didn't want to engage there but i WILL engage here.culturally i think Europe has it better than America, Americans are weird when it comes to sex, while also banging on about how oppressive e.g. Muslims are.and as a Simpsons otaku i think it makes sense Lisa would be this neurotic about it. presumably the car scene in this episode is AFTER she and Milhouse had slept together, she was just using pop feminism as a way of getting out of a potential marriage to him.i think the writers understood that Lisa was a flawed/naive character, before they went full-on with the whole>HERE COMES LISA WITH HER BUSYBODY WAYStype dialogue.
>>85756968The mother probably thought he was a loving father figure who could not possibly lust for women in their prime. If she were his biological daughter, it would've been fine. Sometimes grown women get in bed with their mum and dad after a traumatic event (like the one that got attacked by Victor Valentine).
>>85756964bloody forrens setting up lat night shops and using 'license' as a noun.
Haven't had a Rustlers in years. Remember they changed something and I never liked it since.
corr decent '4' today lads, lush
>>85756992if it wasnt for the messed up text i would have thought this was reali gets quicksters now, cheaper and just as good
>>85756999There's something about cheap slop burgers that just hit the spots.
one more beer than i'll do the washing up
Corrrr, she loves her frogs.
>>85756964Rustlers always gave me the shits. I reckon it was the plastic cheese.
>>85756999Yeah it really fucks up text. A few more years maybe it'll start getting it right first time.
>>85756978Yeah stepfather should have been turfed out of the bed. That's weird af.
>>85757034Lucky little frog that. Got a lot of female forehead to play with.
downloading three torrents for the same film, only one of which has an availability >1, and it's chugging along at the rate of kB/s.proper nostalgic 2000s vibes, this.
>>85757045What kinoflick is it?
>>85757046Barely Legal Ass Whores #12
>>85757046Ram.Ranch.Cowboy.Gay.FuckRIPPED.BY.FAGGOTSQUAD.CAM.mpg
I masturbate out of boredom mostly these days. I feel barely any arousal, I just pick some porn and crank and then when it's over I feel nothing.
>>85757052>Ram.Ranch.Cowboy.Gay.FuckRIPPED.BY.FAGGOTSQUAD.CAMwww.youtube.com/watch?v=x-XH5gtP6cY
>>85757046https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space
>>85757049rude>>85757046Signs (2002).join the swarm if you fancy it. i have no idea what these NEW words mean ('DoVi'? 'HDR10'?) but surely the fine fellas over at PiRaTeS HQ know what they're doing.
What time of day do you reckon Ruth does a poop?
inshallah my range ban is over
>>85757055I stopped mid wank the other day because I wasn't enjoying it
>>85757071On PC? If on phone, just airplane mode that bish.
are most of us middle aged?
>>85757076phone posting is haram
>>85757082congratulations on taking over the green party btw
>>85757076the mobile site doesn't have any of the checks and balances the proper website does even if it's from the same IP addressit is creating a whole community of phonios
>>85757079I'm close to old age (47). 0-30 young age, 30-50 middle age, 50-death old age.
>>8575707936 me, technically middle aged but fuck me if I don't basically feel the same as I did as a teenager just with a body that's shittier, bills to pay, a work grind etc.life really is just downhill from when you leave uni
>>85757066DoVi means Dolby Vision. Basically a better version of HDR. Doubt you're even set up for that, mind.
>>85757089Nah it's a lesser version. Ublock works on phones, so that's good.
>>85757094My life has gotten better every year I think.
>>85757094It's only downhill if you never get sex.
>>85757094im the same only i never went to uni>>85757090how much do you interact with younger people
Can you imagine lads? Just terrible *tsk tsk tsk*
I'm 36 and I still play video games whenever I want to. I don't work. Life is depressing though.
>>85756834I literally know someone he tried to rape
>>85757116how do you cope, its booze for me
>>85757113Don't they get paid for acting? You know...pay for your own transport with your wage.
>>85757112I don't really interact with anybody outside, it's mainly on here. If we're allowing that, then I do it daily.
>>85757107Well I'm glad you managed to buck the trend, but from what I can see most people's lives go downhill after about 20/21 or so. Health, bills, responsibilities, freedoms all get worse off.>>85757109I have managed to have sex four times in my life. Sometimes I think about if I would be happier not knowing what it's like than knowing how good it is but averaging it about once every five years after hitting 16 (age of consent). Knowing but not being able to have it sometimes feels like being a starving man with someone dangling food in front of you.>>85757112Yeah it's rough, it's not uni specifically, just that leaving uni tends to correlate to the approximate age where things start to get worse overall.
>>85757113>married and divorced 3 timesboomer women are objectively worse than younger gens, nobody will ever convince me otherwise
>>85757131Yeah I definitely don't have the energy I used to, but I have more freedom than I did before because I have more money and (most importantly) far, far better confidence and self-esteem
>>85757098lesser version is besser versionwe all avoiding spam filters in life x
>1freshi swear i'm not a robot guys i'm just on drugs I SWEAR
>>85757144All my money is taken up by bills and essentials and the government taking their cut to pay for rapefugees. I genuinely had more spending money with my university loans, and everything was cheaper back then. Freedom is mixed but overall negative I'd say. I have a job now and so I can't just up and go anywhere I want to, but equally I have the same legal freedoms as I did when I hit 18, so nothing has functionally changed except that I have less opportunity to exercise my freedoms, so overall net negative imo.I have almost no self-confidence due to so many rejections and being a short, ugly, poor man with nothing to show for my life and never having been in a relationship. My self-esteem is, correctly, low as a result.
>>85757148I've used both methods to post, and your image is wrong. I've had to do several captchas, and also had no verification required several times (per day of posting)
>>85757162Christ mate that sounds depressing. How old are you?
Lads I urge you to look up the work of a Belgian Freemason and spiritualist named Georges Le Clement de Saint-Marcq, especially his 1906 book L'Eucharistie.He explains in a way that you CANNOT ARGUE WITH that the original Christian Eucharist secretly involved consuming semen, and that this has been preserved as an esoteric religious practice.
>>85757172I'm this lad here>>85757094 I'm 36
>>85757178Can I ask you something? Have you ever thought about trying to solve your problems without condemning yourself for having them?
>>85757088we r tekkin ova the cuntree
>>85757182Well sure, but the scope for solving problems is very limited for most people.>short and uglyCan't change any of these things. I keep myself groomed, hygienic and dressed nicely, but people don't like short ugly men. Not enough money for cosmetic surgery and the heightpill can't be fixed anyway and is fucking brutal.>poorI'm just an average guy working an average job. I'm not especially talented at anything, I chose a mediocre degree path which I am now firmly fixed on and cannot change careers without taking a huge hit financially and in terms of time needed to build up the entry qualifications. I also do not have any money to start a business for more financial independence, plus I don't have any business ideas or acumen even if I did.>no relationship everI think it's fair to say this stems from me being short and ugly. Women don't like me and I'm not just going to shack up with some obese single mother to simply tick the relationship box on the checklist of life.>lack of sexAgain, how is a short and ugly man without any money supposed to get regular sex?>no friends, literally zeroIf anyone could answer the question 'how do I make friends' concretely they'd be a billionaire. Modernity innit?I'm not opposed to fixing my problems, but I just don't see feasible ways to fix them so I have learnt that trying is mostly pointless and will lead to further disappointment.Life for me now is wake up -> work -> home -> internet -> wank - > sleep. The weekends it's wake up -> vidya/anime/internet -> wank -> sleep.
>>85757168that image reflects my LIVED EXPERIENCE as a 4chan user who longs for the days when web pages were just web pagesi like mundane, repetitive tasks, but i miss the days of reCAPTCHA or whatever it was called. using a control word plus an un-OCR-able word to digitise books was a stroke of genius. even if it seems redundant a decade later.
>>85757215How short are you actually? I mean, in a pair of decent shoes/boots?
>>85757231I'm 5'7", depending on shoes I'm 5'8 to 5'8.5
>>85757182let them wallow lad, theres no saving them from theirselves
>>85757215honestly, that doesn't sound like a bad life. i'm not sat where you're sitting, but i'd be proud OF you. your low self-esteem can piss right off.the internet is all grim and cynical by default, but i think it's just sensible and freeing to accept there were always lads like you me lad.
>>85756646Got it working de lad. I'm so back.
>>85757235You're wearing shoes that only add one inch to your height? What are they, plimsoles? You could get up to 3 inches without buying any weird shoes at all. And at 5'10 you'd be taller than 99% of women even in shoes. There's one problem solved.
>>85756619kek, good post this lad
>>85757216>but i miss the days of reCAPTCHA or whatever it was called. using a control wordThey were fun, always hoping to get faggot of some variation.These are easy enough now, can fly through them without paying too much attention.
>>85757256Even if someone does have a bad life, doesn't mean they also need to accept low self-esteem
>>85757256I don't pretend that there aren't people out there who have it worse than I do, there certainly are, but my life is one of banal misery.>>85757260Not sure what you want from me lol I don't wear those fucking gay streetwear type trainers that add three inches of foam to your heels. I just wear normal shoes that add about an inch to an inch and a half of sole to the bottom of my feet. But also, wearing riser shoes to hide being short is a losing strategy. The moment you take them off or a woman finds out you're wearing them it instantly flags you as a pathetic short man who is deeply insecure about his height and will immediately turn her off. It's the heigh equivalent of stuffing a sock in your pants to make it seem like you're hung.
>>85757299Finally someone who gets it. If you're insecure about your height (doesn't sound like you are but in general) the worst thing you can do is try to cope about this by wearing shoes with 4 inch soles. Women look you up and down in detail, they're going to notice those shoes and immediately your chance is gone because you come across as an insure copelet. Same with balding. A combover isn't fooling anyone. Embrace it by either leaving it natural or shaving it all off.
>>85757299I'm not talking about special weird shoes lad. And it's ok I don't want anything from you, just want you to be a bit happier
having a chorizo + Mexicana cheese toastiei am not appreciating it as much as i ought
>>85757336Yeah exactly, you don't win with lifts. It doesn't actually fix your height and the moment it's realised you're done.>>85757345Sorry didn't mean to snap at you or anything. Appreciate your input but I wouldn't waste your time with someone like me, trust me I've already wasted plenty on myself.
>>85757359common theme with all my food that
Dear Agony Aunt,I've been hopelessly unsuccessful in my pursuit of a long-term relationship. People keep telling to just 'be yourself' but admittedly I'm just a bit of a knob really. Don't care about people, prefer to spend time by myself, bit insecure about how I look as well and generally just can't be arsed to put much effort into anything. I just want to jump ahead and be in the '5 years into a relationship' state whether neither partner really bothers anymore but you still live together so you're not lonely. What do??
Gaping and raping little lads blown out batty
>>85757384Once decided fuck it and called into one of those advice podcast shows on youtube, quite a big one actually. Got through to a producer screening interview, one step before being on the show itself and they booted me because they thought I was taking the piss. I wasn't, but that about summed up how hopeless my situation is. Not very lush.
>>85757384Find a gf then go missing for 5 years. Come back and be in the perfect phase.
>>85757384>not interested in people >generally just can't be arsed to put much effort into anythingYeah lad that will hold you back with anything. Narcissistic sociopathic men have no issue getting laid and getting relationships. Dumb as fuck lads on council estates get laid a lot. One thing that will fuck you a lot is not being interested in people and being a lazy fuck.Probably mail order bride when you get older and bit of money I think.
>>85757384your fortune:reply hazy, try again
Anyone else fucking amazed at just how aggressive and retarded driving makes people? Brake checking, cutting off, turning without indicating, desperately trying to squeeze ahead on a blind corner even though traffic is moving just fine etc. What is it that makes people turn into such fucking drooling muppets with a death wish? Not only that, if you flash your lights or do a quick beep when someone cuts right in front of you with your right of way they'll act like YOU'RE in the wrong. Just insane. I've never gotten angry in a car, I simply don't get the mentality. It achieves nothing. If I miss a turn, then I'll just go on until I can head back. If traffic is stuck then I just sit and wait. Just me?
>>85757510>I've never gotten angry in a carBollox lad, people are fucking spastics on the road, its nearly impossible to not get mad at times when people nearly kill you then start acting like YOU are in the wrong
>>85757542I mean it lad, I simply do not get mad about this sort of stuff. I can be annoyed and bewildered, but I never get actually mad like you see people get and I never get like that apropos of nothing. I will only ever get annoyed if someone else gets mad if that makes sense? Like if I'm just driving along and I see someone make a mistake and they clearly look and act sorry and ashamed and just want to quickly drive off then that literally does not bother me at all, mistakes happen, everyone was a new driver once, I do not care. I am happy to accommodate new drivers/learners on the road, it doesn't bother me at all. It's the fucking 50 year old white van men who cut you off and brake check you when you flash your lights, then give you the finger and shout at you as you pass them that I utterly cannot grasp the mentality of. Why? Why be a cunt?
do people still have asthma? or was that a 90s fad?
>>85757542You are in the wrong though aren't you a fucking mindreader you dog cunt!? Everybody should know I'M more important than you and the only highwaycode YOU should follow is "Get out of MY fucking way, cunt!"I have a full driving licence.
>>85757510>>85757562i have nothing to add, just that i am enjoying your posts
>>85757563Sonberg's asthma readings keep coming up sky high at the gp but he does parkrun every saturday and plays footy. I reckon it's a load of bollocks.
>>85757570Alright then lol, thanks lad
>>85757510The only thing that bothers me with driving is tailgators. I dont care about anything else, I'm chill. I dont even care if people thank me for letting them get past or whatever.
>>85757562If you'd ever worked in retail, customer service or really anything that involves speaking to the general public a lot you'd know that people aren't just cunts when they're in a car, but all the time. That's just how they are. Default setting is being a selfish twat who thinks the only reason for your existence is to do stuff for them. Fuck 'em lad.
>>85757562So you dont get mad then go off on a rant about the white van man being a cunt?See lad, its fucking impossible to not get angry at wankers on the road You are completely right about learners/people making a slight mistake, it never bothers me when a learner stalls or fucks something up because they are probably shitting them selves with fear at that point kek Its the arrogant taxi drivers who think they own the road, its the 85 year old bint that should NOT be on the road doing 25mph in a 40 , its the phone mongs, its the yoof acting like hard men in their beat to shit vw golf , its jeet delivery drivers , the list goes on
>>85757566This but its a base spec Audi/BMW with horrible window tints and shit alloys
>>85757121I cope by eating slop and knowing it'll all be over one day.
Mad how thoroughly average men lead full and rewarding lives and build deep meaningful connections with others
>>85757598>So you dont get mad then go off on a rant about the white van man being a cunt?I get what you're saying, I just honestly think there's a clear qualitative difference, and I'm just here more bemused looking to see if anyone else knows 'that feel'.>You are completely right about learners/people making a slight mistake, it never bothers me when a learner stalls or fucks something up because they are probably shitting them selves with fear at that point kek Aye, this is my attitude.>Its the arrogant taxi drivers who think they own the road, its the 85 year old bint that should NOT be on the road doing 25mph in a 40 , its the phone mongs, its the yoof acting like hard men in their beat to shit vw golf , its jeet delivery drivers , the list goes onSpot on, we 100 million percent need to make people retake driving tests when they hit a certain age, maybe make them take mini-tests or something once a year, holy shit so many of them should not be on the road, they're insanely dangerous
>>85757619Where would you place yourself on this spectrum of male value, lad:(Low-----Average-----High)
In Bude watching the school run milfs. Not even bothered with the drivel in this thread so far. Just looking at highly fuckable mums. Eye candy galore today.
>>85757626define value
>>85757626Not him but I reject the whole concept of a "spectrum of male value"
Me? I don't get remotely angry when driving. What's the point? Can't change other driver behaviour, so why bother carrying around stress chemicals in me when I can just let it go.Imagine being an aggy driver. Wild.
>>85757619People who are below average on all measurable metrics can also have tremendous subjective value to other individuals. You ever heard of someone loving their mum less because she's a shit cook?
>>85757641Lee Anthony Hoyland
>>85757633This is a perfectly valid point, but I think that people can overthink it. If we break it down it is a combination of various attributes e.g. money, face, body, height, penis size, job, societal status, total accumulated wealth, achievement, virtue, personality, attitude and so on. But I think it's more intuitive to describe it as the overall rating that average women would give to a man if they're trying to rank them based on who they would want to be in a relationship with. It's essentially asking you to judge yourself based on how you think women judge you.>>85757636You think that people cannot be placed on a spectrum of value? Do you think people do not exist in value hierarchies?
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Ooh the rhetoric and straw man has appeared. I wonder if ad hominem will land shortly. EXCITING.
Getting a cheap matcha set next week lads, give the lidl matcha powder a try. I like the taste, and interested to see how it is (lidl quality may spoil it).
Fallacy fallacy like clockwork
britfeel car meet with shippy leading the convoy in his van
>>85757720>shippy leading the convoy in his vanSHOTGUN, with the option to move to the back if the lads are having fun (no homo fun that is).
>>85757724Oh I should have also said I need a lift.
>>85757720what about bike chads?
imagine if a wizard went back in time and made it so that you were, genetically, still yourself, but you had received all the proper care and nutrition throughout your childhood that would result in the best possible you.and then (You) get your mind vworped into that body/timeline.
<- this one trick solves all your traffic problems
>>85757734and he gave me a pair of tits and vag
>>85757651>I think that people can overthink it. irony: the post.
Never even tasted vaginal discharge
>>85757741Don't think you parsed what I was saying. I was trying to say that the best way to answer the question is not to overthink it, but that if you want to get technical then those are the things to consider. Most people's instinctive response is the best.
When I walk i've started to put both my hands behind my back like an old man. I like it for some reason
>>85757753my family call that 'pier walking' for some reason. it's an in-joke i don't remember the source of
>>85757739maybe you could have the same genes but be a femaleall males were once female (GCSE Biology)quite a troublesome thought, that there would be some genderbent version of yourself. imagine meeting her. you'd go>helloand any saucy shenanigans would be somewhere on the incestuonanism spectrum (you dirty dog you)
Morrisons yellow sticker tea
>>85757775Another image of a cat behind a textured glass panel to add to my collection. Marvellous.
Lads that complain about not working because they don't get sex; why don't you just get a job at a stable?two birds with one stone, heh
