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wish I had a gf to snuggle with
but alas this world is evil and bad
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>>85759191
alasmaxxing is pointless. go out and find a gf.
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>>85759199
but it is not possible in this big bad world
what do I do just catch one? carry a big burlap sack and snach one up?
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>>85759210
dating, mostlymaxx
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>>85759243
>dating
da..what? anon you're making up things
I don't think that exists? ar like not for me
>mostlymax
I would rather snugglemax
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>>85759298
>on you're making
How so?
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>>85759316
>How so?
"at least not for me" I meant to say
I'm in the wrong play at the wrong time and I'm very ugly and short
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>>85759329
>I meant to say
Say what?
>very ugly and short
Like most guys who are dating ig. What does this have to do with anything. You wouldn't exist if we evolved out of short ugly freaks.
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>>85759329
>I'm very ugly and short
Have you considered leg lengthening or monkmaxxing? Foids don't consider short men threatening so you could little brothermaxx and help taller autistic men hook up with local baddies, you know give back to society and such desu
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>>85759353
>Say what?
here >>85759298
>ar like not for me
>Like most guys
no, most guys are average or close to it
I'm not
>wouldn't exist if we evolved out of short ugly freaks.
untrue, besides the only reason I exist is because modern medicine kept me from dying when I was little
so if you're talking about evolution or sexual selection, I shouldn't exist, literally people like me would be dead right after getting born
>evolved out
can't happen
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>>85759403
>untrue
how so?
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>>85759396
>leg lengthening
expensive and I like being physically active and being able rely on my body
>monkmaxxing
basically what I'm doing, I'm just enjoying little things in my little life
>help taller autistic men hook up
NO
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>>85759409
>how so
I think I explained it well, I don't know what else to say dude
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>>85759424
>NO
But why not thodesu? Tall autistics created everything you enjoy, they made your computer/cell phone etc, they keep criminals and foreigners from taking your bussy, why not help them out too desu?
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>>85759597
>autistics created everything you enjoy, they
lol
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>>85759457
If you dont know the answer then you havent thought this through
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>>85759647
I know the answer, dummy, but I don't feel like writing it all down now
because I'm sleepy and in bed
but basically
-ugly people don't need to have kids, the world will be fine without them,
-people can be ugly because of factors that aren't genetic, it can just be bad luck like a sickness
-in the past "dating" looked completely different, people would marry and have kids because they were basically forced to
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>>85759680
In the future there will still be ugly people having ugly kids. You cant explain that
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>>85759734
maybe they will but I don't see your point
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>>85759613
>he think manlets can invent anything or defend his tiny fuck hole from the brown hordes
counter lol
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>>85759191
the world being evil makes the good things even gooder
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>>85759769
I'm not gonna engage with your fetish

>>85759810
true
but some other good things would be good to have
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>>85759744
the point is that if you want a gf just go out and date one, but it sounds like you were lying about wanting one
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>>85759191
i just cuddle with my dakimakura, im even doing it right now!
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>>85759857
I'm just not desperate

>>85759904
I might get a cat in the future
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>>85759914
i want to get one too sometimes but i am against pet ownership
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>>85759954
why?
I understand not wanting to make more pet animals because it's likely they won't have a good life
but you can take a already living kitty off the street and make it happy
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>>85759970
I dont know, I just find a lot of it gross, I owned pets when I was a kid and I didnt do a very good job and I still feel bad about it sometimes to this day, I think I would only get a pet if I was really lonely and was sure I could give it a good life
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>>85759904
I wonder if those anime s*x dolls are nice to cuddle, I've been considering getting one
despite them being a bit pricy. I want something human shaped I can snuggle with during the lonely winter nights. Plus it 'd be nice to buy her outfits and dress her up
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>>85760103
I think the dolls can be pretty pricey, idk how much my bodypillow costs, but it feels great to cuddle with, the fabric is soft and is especially nice when it's cold, and the girl on it is qt and i like to kiss it and rub my boner on her
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>>85760142
Problem with dakis is that I won't be able buy clothes, accessories and perfumes for it as I'd like to which is one's my main motivations for getting a doll. Ironically, I used to pity the poor bastards who grew attached to an inanimate object but I guess loneliness finally broke me to the point of not caring about indulging into pure delusion anymore



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