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Is there any hope for a man like this?
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jawmogs me
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He needs to start Quasimodo-maxxing and just lean into it.
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>>85759748
>Is there any hope for a man like this?
Yeah, he could just use a wig.
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AI and VR will give us all the experiences we could ever dream of. Believe. That's the white pill. Everyone should just hang in there. Brilliant nerds are developing heaven on Earth as we speak.
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>>85759748
permanent hatmaxxing needed
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>>85759748
Extensive plastic surgery.
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He looks like wet paper
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jawmogs me, symmetry mogs me, eye area mogs me
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>>85759775
a wig won't help
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>>85759784
Yeah totally fake experiences. Literally plato's cave allegory.
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>>85760042
"But there is no rule that says an imitation cannot defeat the original." -Emiya Shirou
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What the fuck happened to his head. Jesus Christ it looks like he was put in drier with bricks as a baby.
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>>85760063
How ironic you're quoting a fictional anime character. You live in artificial hell.
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>>85759856
that picture doesn't prove that it wouldn't, why would you pick out a wig that makes it look like you're balding, if he could get a decent wig that covered his weird head he could look somewhat normal
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>>85760089
How ironic that you're responding to the identity of the messenger rather than the message, on an anonymous website.
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>>85759748
all he needs is a wig retards
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>>85760089
not an argument.
stefanmolyneuxlookingatyoucondescendingly.jpg
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>>85759748
They need to hire this guy to play Hagrid's brother in the harry potter reboot
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>>85760104
wigs are the funniest cope imaginable
>manage to get a girl into you
>take her home
>start getting intimate
>she runs her hand through your hair and rips off your wig by accident

lol
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>>85759748
This is the one situation where I would 100% advocate for a wig.
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>>85760111
They'd save a lot of money cause they'd just have to use CGI to make him huge, his face is perfect monster material.
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>>85760113
She's already in too far to turn back, so it wouldn't matter.
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>>85760113
Well he could also get a hair transplant or those wigs that are glued on really hard from china
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>>85760117
Bruh it's not the 20th century anymore. your goofy wig-wearing ass is getting shamed on social media after that. Good luck ever getting another date lol
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>>85760113
when you look as fucked up as op it's not even about getting girls it's just about people treating you with a baseline of respect and not gawking at you like the elephant man
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>>85759748
looks like any other regular white dude with a sweater on and a wig/hair transplant
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>>85760123
why are you a subhuman nigger monkey tho? can you go to like instagram or whatever niggersite you crawled out of?
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>>85760107
I'm not arguing go live in your VR pod if you want to I won't be joining you in your nightmare
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>>85760123
Doesn't matter, the deed was done, the pussy fucked. Had sex.
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>>85759748
Whatevers wrong with his head aside. balding at 19 is omega brutal.
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>>85760138
i dont even know what you two were arguing about i just wanted to defend that guy because using a quote from an anime character mid debate is based and redpilled
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>>85760140
nah that's pretty average to start thinning hair
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>>85759748
become a hat guy
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>>85760153
It's actually embarrassing
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>>85759748
Uuuugghhh, it's repulsive.
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>>85760123
That would be more embarrassing for her considering she's the one who fugged him anyway kek
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>>85760157
Is it? I thought 30 was the normal age. I was balding myself at 22 but that seemed way too young.
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>>85760282
I knew a guy in 10th grade in high school who was going full skullet tier balding.
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>>85760265
"If you will it, it is no dream" -Light Yagami
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>>85760265
Being an aggressively joyless faggot doesn't make you look like an adult or someone with an interesting personality, it just makes you someone people want to avoid.
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>>85760113
They're glued on nowadays. You're imagining cartoon scenarios from 50 years ago.
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>>85760104
And an eye patch
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>>85760113
works for black women
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>>85760417

Yeah and I'm sure the neet *direct quoting* objectively dogshit shonen is absolutely drowning in pussy.

(Different dude btw)
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>>85760042
I hope a Supervolcano goes off and ends that potential future just to spite humanity. I think it would be the absolute epitome of irony.
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>>85759748
Femcel here, he totally deserves a girl who will love him for who he is! Of course I would never date him but he soooo deserves someone who would!
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>>85759856
Looks low iq so he can reproduce by default
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I feel bad for him. We shouldn't shit on our fellow men. Focus your ire at foids. No matter his looks, he could always go on to perform great deeds during his life.
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>>85759748
No. I think euthanasia should be legalized for cases like this. Not out of malice but out of mercy



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