One of the IT techs sexually assaulted the guy who does asset management and keeps up with our warehouse space and now the entire department has to sit through training despite him getting fired the same day.
>>85759897How dare he do that to ass' man'
>>85759897>sexually assaulted the guypls explain how that happened
China used to rape, torture, and kill the closest 2,000 relatives of criminals. Then they would torture and kill the criminals 2,000 closest friends. Then torture the most recent 2,000 people the criminal waved hello to.The crime? The convicted wrote one of the letters the king of China used to write his name that happened to be the correct spelling of another word or name. It's quite an insidious crime because the kings had like ten different names so you never know which 50 letters might just get your entire bloodline and village erased due to how often new kings assumed the throne. Also the princes and princesses would do the same to their teachers and instructors if they failed a test. Ancient China must have been a scary place, but it's still better than modern day America.
>>85759911lol didn't even think about that>>85759923Here's what I know, which is really just a heard from a guy who heard from a guy situation. The victim has the whole week off, maybe more, so none of us have heard the entire story.>our asset management boomer retires>they interview few a few weeks, find a guy they like>20s, smaller white guy, no real IT experience but he moves non-stop and is obviously tech literate>one of the techs can be a little smothering, he doesn't really know when to leave people alone>absolutely zero fear of being seen as annoying, he'll just come and bug you every ten minutes if he's given the chance>this annoying tech takes a liking to the new guy>always in the asset management office, always talking to the new guy, always following him around while he works>new guy is kind of a pushover so he just grits his teeth and deals with it>one day I'm in a dev meeting and our manager gets a text and excuses himself>by the time the dev meeting is done the tech is packing up his things and the asset management guy had already leftallegedly>tech is talking to the new guy in his office>as he was reaching across the work bench the tech went up behind him>humped his ass from behind>practically laid on top of him>got the victims pants down so his whole ass and junk was exposed>then while he was going for his own pants the new guy managed to get out, shoved him down, and ran>tech claimed he wanted it and was intentionally teasing him by bending over and showing skin>>85759971is this a bot?
>>85759987damn is the it guy cute?
>>85759987Your moms a bot. If you don't believe me just browse any random Chinese royalty article on wikipedia. Every other paragraph is about what I described. It's probably why Asians are so good at spelling bees. This shit was literally life or death for them across thousands of year.
>>85759897>asset management and keeps up with our warehouse spacewhat does that even mean? glorified unarmed security
>>85760010You mean the victim or the perp? The victim is a good looking guy I guess. Kinda boyish looking. The tech was a mid-50s fat guy, probably has autism.>>85760019Asset management basically tracks and documents all of the issued IT equipment. Any time someone is given something or something is returned he has to keep up with it. He also cleans everything and preps devices for imaging so techs can just pull stuff off the shelf and start an image without any other preparations. Then we have him keep all of our supplies and extra furniture organized.
>>85760038You have a guy for that? In our lab all the techs are responsible for their own equipment and cleaning their work stations, as well as cataloging the inventory in the closet. Every so often corporate will audit the labs, but we passed our last audit easily with this system.
>>85760038>He also cleans everything and prepsAt least the assault wasn't messy then
>>85760102We're not a lab, I work in the corporate office for a retailer.>>85760112lmao
>>85759987Poor twink kek
>>85759897>enture department has to go through a seminar on not being gay in the workplaceThat's fucking hilarious.
>>85759897Don't ever trust IT people. I've been in IT for twenty years and trust me, you can't fucking trust them.
I can't imagine being so lonely and desperate I resort to attempting to rape ANOTHER MAN at work.That's levels of prison gay even prisoners don't generally resort to.
>>85759897>>85759911sex' ass'ed the ass' man' in the ass
