Happy to be here with my large penis

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11.6 billion could get you 7-8 type 45 destroyers, or 600 modern tanks, or ten infantry battalions trained and equipped for 10 years. Or you could just not put another wodge of debt on the national credit card at all. And all of this will be given to a country that is currently refusing to take back their own citizens from our country after they were convicted of raping British children.

>>85769914
I definitely need to improve my diet. I want to start going to my mum's weekly and do a batch cooking session. Get a few meals prepped then can just microwave them.
I do genuinely (at times) use the painkillers as they are meant to be used, but I like the feeling of being on opiate based things as well.

>>85769924
Rather be with a fanny, desu.

>>85769928
So they pollute the planet with their stinky flipflops and we have to pay for it?

>>85769928
>Israeli flag
opinion discarded

>>85769936
My whopper of a cock and a plump young fanny is a match made in heaven.

i wish i love close to a burger king

>>85769928
>Miliband committed to honouring the overseas aid pledge, although there are concerns that it will be "challenging". The pledge was made by Boris Johnson before Cop26 in Glasgow
OMD perfidious tories once again

White cock, black mouth, fanny and arse, that the way x

I'm currently being extorted by giffgaff. If I don't put on a tenner of credit on my phone and make a single call they will take away my phone number that I've had for almost 16 years.

eating Mexicana cheese off a plate.

not a crime, is it?

>>85769973
Man they're going wild with this transitioning thing now.

>>85769973
Please no jungle fever posting, it's revolting

>>85769984
Really what do you think the response to this will be other than jungle fever posting, lad?

>>85769980
i think this happened to me with Lebara or one of them (i think the company also changed hands at some point?)

pay-as-you-go, fine. but i can't RECEIVE texts/calls because i went X months without putting a tenner on there. it was handy just having a random throwaway phone number for this weird new internet we're on, where some accounts will ask for a phone number (or else.)

>>85769973
Something cute about non-fat black girls, ngl

>>85769988
Perhaps some polite posting about small-buttocked cute white women.

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Went to a "discount warehouse" today with mum she wanted to buy some M&S candles for cheap for Christmas presents and all of it was the biggest pile of shite I've ever seen. If I had a million pounds in my pocket I wouldn't have bought anything,

>>85769989
I make zero calls on the thing I don't use a phone. Very rarely does somebody phone me that's why I have it. I'll have to pay begrudgingly if I want to keep my number that's easy to remember..

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>small-buttocked cute white women
Nah, I want to feel like I'm kneading dough

>>85770001
was it at least actually cheap?

i've been to a couple of Chinese supermarket places like this. i don't mind that they're all ramshackle, it's nice they're massive warehouses selling things in bulk.

but then it's still
>10 kilograms of rice? yeah, that'll be 45 quid senpai.

>>85770012
Jesus christ, lads, would my 5.5 inches be enough to satisfy her?

>>85770017
Not too bad. They had ceramic pots and pans sets for a tenner, Egyptian cotton bedsheets for a tenner ect. Just a random lot of items.

Need a drink so badly. But I can't. I've got to drive 2.5 hours to my parents.

I already feel shaky. I was thinking of taking a bottle of whisky in the car. I dunno what alcohol my parents with have, maybe it would be nice to know I have it there in case I need it.

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>>85770034
cor at least the savings ARE passed on to you.

somehow IKEA manages it. good balance of middle-shelf-of-ALDI and hyper-organised-warehouse-shelves.

>>85770073
Hatusne miku looks a little different than I remember.

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>>85770084
lollin, didn't even clock that.

reverse image searched a stock image to find it without a watermark, ended up on some real-life isekai creepypasta/fan fiction (???) wiki.

quite sad IKEA Coventry has shut down ;_; used to love it in there, me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubu0qV4btQI

>>85770100
There's a local one near me that's about 30 mins away. Also near a Burger King as well which is very convenient. Takes forever to walk around though.

>>85769969
>>85770115
you two should become flatmates closer to that Burger King.

>>85770123
i could never share a flat even if it meant regular BKs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtEQCOlGqr0

Would never happen in the UK. China is fucking amazing, wish I could move there.

>>85770067
God speed alcohol anon i hope u get sober some day

>>85770143
do you want to work 72 hours a week in a sweatshop?

>>85770141
then >>85770115 won't be sharing his burgers and chips with you even he orders loads in.
>sorry anon, i'd give you some, but i remembered you don't like sharing.

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What the hell is this on my celery? Standards really slipping in this country.

>>85770150
There's a fucking reason why Farage said at the start of year 'an attitudinal change to hard work rather than work-life balance'. Brits are fucking lazy. The 996 work style that China has allows their country to prosper.

>your whole life must be your job or you're lazy

>>85770179
t. lazy cunt who wants to leech all day 'working from home' drinking coffee

>>85770170
>farage
>hard work
My sides.

>>85770179
>you aren't entitled to sex if you don't have a job, a car, a place of your own as an adult man beyond 30

>>85770167
nothing wrong with a nice blood vessel on your celery, lad. the roots/hearts are good for stock, and that worm fella is just extra protein.

>>85770199
no one is entitled to sex no matter what they have or do

Twelve Abduls arse raping little lads blown out batty

shan't be giving the hypocrite farage simp my (you)

>>85770167
I had a little bug crawl out of my raspberries. Gone off them since.

>>85770205
It's a basic human need for men. Without it you will get very bad mental health and start hating women.

>>85770222
Speak for yourself lad. I like being alone a lot. Women are way too much effort.

>>85770198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhLk7L1B_fE

>>85770222
there are plenty of priests and monks who dont have sex yet have normal morals

>>85770205
Society is not entitled the labour of men.
The contract has been broken.
No pussy, no work.

>tfw no 25 year old woman with Turner syndrome to spend the weekend with

>>85770232
They don't have high libido like me. I think that's why I suffer so much. 2 or 3 times daily is just normal for me.

>>85770222
Friday night alone seething at women on your special club board on 4chan for incels?

corr three Metro games for 2 quid on xbox, don't mind if I do.

>>85770239
You don't have a high libido. You are addicted to porn and depressed, so the only dopamine you get is from wanking.

>>85770243
>xbox
Gaybox

>>85770234
you have a bad mindset, untill you fix it you'll never get a relationship. work is irrelevant

>>85770205
>women aren't entitled to menstrual hygiene projects or medicine to help regulate their hormones
>that's just like, a bonus, man.

>>85770232
While generally true a friend of mine heavily into architecture and archaeology told me that more often than not when they excavate religious sites in the uk where monestaries and convents are within walking distance they regularly find a number of aborted fetuses buried around the place.
One of those things known in the community but not mentioned much.

>>85770245
I can't get dopamine from real sex because I can't get it.

>>85770262
you're not fooling anyone with your shit lies

>>85770245
>>85770266
i went through a semi-normie period of no porn, sex every few weeks. the general itch-scratching or ego boost or whatever, that was enough for me. i DO have an addictive personality but it's like
>here's a spring in your step and a brighter, higher self-esteem mood for the next month.

i dunno why we have to be all negative about it, like the implication is you're some bad guy for feeling unsatisfied, frustrated, or even outright angry.

Wifeberg promised me a handjob tonight. It's not great but better than doing it meself innit.

everyone is so mean to smee

>>85770307
Got any tasks that you need help with? You could pretend you thought she said she'd give you a hand with a job.

>>85770307
The most pathetic britfeel poster returns.

>>85770283
Sorry to destroy your faith in the abstention part of religious orders lad, everyone is having sex except you.

>>85770323
i wonder how many monks were prison gay. even with the lack of privacy, just some collective agreement to turn a blind eye.

i remember reading an article about medieval nunneries having a few dykes, but it came off more like wishful thinking than some widespread phenomenon (i'm sure there were some, but how/why would there be records?)

Unironically wondering if Pete is still here.

>>85770323
this is some self soothing make believe, im not your therapist and i dont care about your well being so cope seeth and rage into the void as long as you like i really dont care

>>85769950
Gonna steal
>opinion discarded
Cos it's a good one

>>85770321
and the bar is low as shit

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just watched the peaky blinders movie
fairly shite
always thought the show lost its sovl by straying further away from its setting in interwar birmingham and becoming a much more vague and generalised mob boss type show
supposedly a spin off is being made but im not all that interested after the final few seasons and this movie
and thats without getting into any of the political propaganda stuff which is pretty nauseating too

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Would bum.

>>85769828
absolutely creasing at this it has to be said

>>85770001
I like the little highland cows

>>85770427
i was laughing at that for a good 5 mins straight

>>85770418
is the series good? i've seen people complain it gets into anachronistic/modern politics or whatever.

if it just starts out as some gangster period piece, that's enough for me. tbqh i can't think of many TV shows that DON'T get worse, especially if they're like a victim of their own success (fuck Saul in Breaking Bad tbqh)

Decided to go bonkers, and ordered 11 pokemon cards. Almost a cool page done, so it's worth it. And I have a card I'm searching for at the upcoming card show.

>>85770461
>Decided to go bonkers, and ordered 11 pokemon cards
can the treasury spare such an expense

the walls vegan sausage roll is rank and overpriced

Plucking hairs from my nose and making myself have sneezing fits. It feels oddly good.

>>85770451
yeah personally i really like the start, but as the series progressed they kept trying to one up the last one and it just became a bit absurd and had many unfinished plotlines
i'd definitely recommend you give it a go though
and yeah the politics stuff is a bit jarring, they dealt with the contemporary politics alright but there's very clear out of place 'wokeness' forced into it

All women are evil. I want to give up.

>>85770470
Not really, but had a bonus cash boost, so spent some on that. They only cost 12 quid and I got 11/12 of the cards I need for the page. The last card costs more that the 11 I just bought, but it will look cool.

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If our love is tragedy why are you my remedy x
https://youtu.be/7ot3hXfJVkQ

Might give Tinder another whirl. It's friday after all. Probably lots of lonely women out there looking for a balding neet with about 30 quid to his name.

>>85770494
Wouldn't even bother me. Those apps are rigged to make you pay money for love that never comes.

tinder is just normies i need a real weirdo baddie to match my vibe

>>85770494
Don't think so. I'm Chad and I'm giving up. See >>85770486

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You missed out on having sex with consenting aged girls in your teenage years. How can you even cope? Now you've missed out on twenties love too. You will spend another weekend doing nothing interesting.

im 28 and have sex with 20 year old baddies

>>85770518
No you don't. Stop lying faggot.

>>85770530
Maybe he's getting bummed in the nonce wing by yoof offenders?

concept of sex so hard to understand for britfeelers

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>>85770484
thanks lad will give this a try.

>there's very clear out of place 'wokeness' forced into it
i misjudged crime flicks as a genre, the good ones are character studies which is enough really. from Brighton Rock to Scarface.

the Kray Twins were probably a bit fucked in the head and one of them was homosex, you don't need to have those types of characters punching fascists any more than you need to write them kicking puppies for fun.

>>85770537
i just don't understand where my willy is supposed to go when women are completely smooth down there?

>>85770548
ive never been with a hairy one

>>85770516
i had sex with a 16-year-old when i was 16 and i'll be spending the weekend seeing if i can fix the taps in the ktichen sink.
pls stop generalising.

>>85770441
Not for me de lad. I think they were hot water bottle covers.

Rubbing my clitty to black gods whose lives matter more than mine ever could

Pete Wicks for the love of Dogs

>>85770560
HHL that you?

>>85770548
their Barbie nubs form a crevice as they fracture into two halves when they became aroused. if you arouse them enough, the resulting cavern is SO deep you can fit 2-3 inches of shaft into there.

neighbour is letting of fireworks, is today a holy day or something

Crazy there is people over 21 who have never had sex, like bruh

For some reason the Godfather theme tune popped in my head today out of nowhere. Not seen the godfather films since I was a teenager or heard it since. Even then I thought they were incredibly boring, not sitting there for 4 hours watching a film. Sorry.

past 21 its literally over every girl will get the ick from you being an adult virgin

>>85770590
33 here. The stigma of it wears away eventually and you no longer care.

any lads going to watch de street fighter film

>>85770578
Could be worse. One of my neighbours has rented a ford mustang for the weekend and the bellend has been reviving the arse off it all day. He's probably doing 80 in a 20 mile an hour zone right now.

>>85770554
Kinell the first time I shagged my mrs (this is over 15 years ago) she had a right old rainforest down there. Actually made me go soft at the time having only seen shaven ones in porn and real life. She shaved it all after I told her my preference. Amazing she didn't dump me over that.

>>85770609
Brother watched a film today about a man being trapped inside a whale for a few hours and he said it was fucking shite. Worst film of the year he said.

>>85770618
Get a Phillips one blade on that muff de lad.

>>85770620
rainbow fish and the big blue whale?

>>85770609
Brother watched a film today about a man trapped inside a phone booth spending an hour and a half of the phone and he said it was fucking shite. Worst film of the year he said.

>>85770626
Just looked it up. Whalefall it's called.

>>85770627
sounds dire, his fault for watching it tbqh. what on earth was he thinking?

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>>85770627
Phone Booth? that one's a classic. 'people trapped in a place' thrillers were cool for a while (Speed, Panic Room, etc.)

for me it's Locke (2013)
>Tom Hardy driving down a motorway and talking on the phone for an hour and a half.

actually breddy gud.

>>85770546
been a while since i watched the series, so i may be misremembering, but tbf the way they dealt with the whole fascist plotline wasnt as capeshit as you'd think
there's a decent amount of moral ambiguity for something on netflix
the wokeness was more in subtle things like them pwning a couple racists for saying nigger, or the fact that they forced multiple black male-white female relationships into a show set in England in the 20s/30s
in general the explicitly political stuff wasnt too bad imo, added a cool element beyond simple crime stuff, until the writing went off the rails at least

>spending an hour and a half of the phone
mongboy

halloween soon reckon its about that time to watch loads of classics x

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muthaflippin IMDB defaulting to the Russian poster for some reason.

but aye you can do that sort of thing well.

>>85770668
for me, i'll be watching the classic Halloween film Die Hard.

>>85770516
Had sex with a 17 year old lass from Manchester when I was 15

>observing Halloween
not a real man

>>85770627
>Telefona budka

Ye I speak a bit of cyrillic me, love

gonna take a quick shit if thats alright with you lot

ask a reddit man his favorite wrestling move and he'll be like 'spinaroonie'

>>85770707
Alright don't be long though mate it disrupts the flow of conversation too much and I forget what we were talking about

Ruth's bunghole

my poos are all soft now like peanut butter does anyone know why and if this is normal

Ancient Bum Sessions Episode II: Alexander the Gaped.

>>85770724
i think he was a top tbqh and probably a nonce to (by today's standards)

>>85770723
Like a Tesco Smooth or more a Skippy Creamy?

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might think of a few film series to marathon throughout the month.
no interest in continuing with picrel, but it's got me wanting to rewatch the original Friday the 13th flicks.

>>85766458
yeah to be fair Linda Cardellini is clearly trying. there's some killing in the first episode but i cba with a slow burn people-going-mental story.

8 hour-long episodes. that's half the length of the entire film series. presumably to explain how Jason was a lab experiment or something.

lil guy just has a big deformed head. first episode makes him a nice little lad though, i'd never thought of Jason as talking (maybe some developmentally disabled kid who throws tantrums, and that's why he gets bullied).

cheeky little disaronno tonight methinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IernJ-2gZ_U

FRIDAY NIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT

Imagine if a young british rose gave ruthmong a chance, they would live such a happy life together.

>>85770772
i think he's a wrong un tbqh, i'd worry for her safety

I can't play GTA VI because it looks like it's the protags constantly having sex. The normies take everything from us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1B4B2yBZY

MOT coming up soon. going to be broke as fuck this month

I've never sniffed it, kissed it or licked it

Succumb to the bumsesh. Willies cleaner than fannies x

>>85770724
Probably had lots of gay sex with lots of little teenage boys, they all did it back then

would rather hold hands than have sex ngl