>be me, almost just a girl on the internet>naked bcs lazy>k ngl i was going to bed>pls stop imagining things, I USE A BLANKET YOU PERVERTS>dont wanna bed, wanna computaa>justalittlemore4chan.jpg>made a friend here the day before>wageslave, couldnt stay awake at night>decide to make another friend>dont judge me, i didnt get enough attention>second day on /r9k/>wowsuchthreadsmuchfun.png>see a thread about futas>wanna know why supposedly straight boys like them>ask one why>ijustthinktheyareneat.png but in high resolution>very satisfied desuwa, wasnt expecting anything>i thank him, not hiding my happiness >hes glad and also says my response is interesting>huhwhy.png>he asks me if im cis or trans>whatthishastodowithanything.jpeg>reply trans>he says: interesting youre happy knowing a guy can like a girl with a penis>i reply: not really, bcs i dont want one, but good for them..>he immediately asks for a feet pic>but i was afk>next asks to flirt and says hes hot>still afk>next he gives up, i read and reply to everything minutes after>wanna bed now bcs cold, also say bye in the reply>morning.png>i check the thread>he asked to talk in the thread or for contact>also again saying hes hot>i reply asking for his contact instead>thread is deleted>tfwchadgaveachanceandyoublewit.pngFMSTL IF I DID AS HE TOLD ID HAVE A HOT BF BY NOW FMSTL FMSTL FMSTLhiii robots if this was entertaining for u please keep the thread up so he can see it today :)and if (You) (not u, the hot guy who posted picrel yesterday) are here, im so sorry please drop your discord ok? ;-;
>>85772042of all the posts i didn't read, this is the one i didn't the readest
we're gonna need more elephants
>>85772042i would like to see your butt op, kindly oblige
Impressive. Very nice. Now let's hear him in voice chat.
>>85772042DUDEEEEE GTFO MY BOADDDDDDD
>>85772042if you lurked more (nigger) you would know nothing good comes of trying to get into a relationship on this board>>85772073butt or gtfo OP>>85772054>>85772089kek
I just appreciate that you took the time to write a traditional greentext story, don't see them as often anymore
>>85772052may i ask why? this took a lot of effort yk, why wasnt it enough for u ._ .>>85772054???>>85772073sorry im saving myself for someone special (chad)>>85772089>Impressive. Very nice. Now let's hear her in voice chat.ftfyalso im a mutemoder so theres nothing to hear while im a voicehon>>85772122???
>>85772144ik, im not expecting anything tbdesubut anon was nice so i wanted to keep talking to him :(>butt or gtfo OPwhy the butt??>>85772151ty ^^ it was fun desuwa>don't see them as often anymorewhat happened? im new in this board
>>85772200Why do you feel the need to point out you are trans here, there's an entire board for that
>>85772200>what happened? im new in this boardI should be clear I'm actually pretty new too, I've been on /r9k/ for a couple months now, it's just that in that time I've rarely seen greentext stories. I've seen some on /b/ (browsed only because one twink made threads there), have practically never seen one on /int/. greentext is culturally taboo on [s4s], and /bant/ is the /pol/-a-potty as well as the mutated half-brother of [s4s], so greentext stories don't get into /bant/. /g/ is just utter xittereposting horseshit and the both retarded and less retarded half-cousin of /pol/. /f/ is KILL I MISS /f/ THAT WAS MY FAVORITE BOARD WHY WHY WHYso maybe i'm biased because most of the boards i browse aren't conducive to greentext. /r9k/ is the only worthwhile random board.
>>85772230the hot guy wanted to flirt after he knew im transi want him to know im methats all
>>85772230>>85772274also im busy sorry for that half-assed replyjust read the greentext to understand
>>85772162it was believable at first but now i realize this is just really poorly constructed bait. nevermind.
>>85772200>what happened?been here on and off since 2021. i'm still a newfag by oldfag standards but from what i understand it really follows the cultural decline of 4chan. to my knowledge it was >reddit newfags, ~2012>after/during the 2016 election, /pol/ saw a serge in traffic>/pol/ users who just want to sperg about politics find out there's more boards than just /pol/ and brought their /pol/itics there>most recently, instagram newfags (generally /pol/ adjacent and low iq) i don't have a huge issue with newfags in general, but a lot of them never take the time to lurk and learn the culture this site had/has, and bring their own shit with them that ought not to have been brought here.
>>85772335wdym? the greentext is 99% reali threw away or changed 1% to keep it short
>>85772249i see, i too have never seen greentext very often now that i think about it, but i dont really browse 4chan a loti wanna hear more about /f/ if you dont mind>>85772356>i don't have a huge issue with newfags in general, but a lot of them never take the time to lurk and learn the culture this site had/has, and bring their own shit with them that ought not to have been brought here.yea, netiquette is basically dead outside of very few placesty for your inputs anons :)
>>85772335btw, i found the thread!>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85761505/#85766672
>>85772567You are a fool, a hopeless man in a dress
>>85772555>i wanna hear more about /f/The following:>everything is a repost of a repost of a repost of a repostsums of the board. There regularly were new flashes being posted (not OC, just flashes never posted before), sometimes OC (most I've seen were music loops, some of my favorite songs I heard thanks to /f/).A lot of old flashes kept a little bit of the memory of the 4chan of the past alive. There was one popular flash "Discord" by Anonymous D that was regularly posted. One of the more popular memes was lolicatgirls.swf which was just a video of people dancing from some cartoon (maybe GI joe? that was before my time anyway.) A lot of the flashes were just videos from youtube, but they were still very funny. There was a thursgay every thursday, where the board would be flooded with gachimuchi gay remixes. Every now and then the board would get flooded by something else; once it was flooded with suiseiseki desu desu swfs. There was a "chinese porn" flash that was really just the song "love boat trackers" that I rather like, and there was also the flash "how to tame a horse" which was a mongolian song (turmandah aarhal, something like that) that I actually really like. There were a lot of recurring posts in general. This post doesn't do it justice, but yeah, that's my gist of it.Something kinda funny is that I never uploaded a flash to /f/, I wanted to learn to make one and post OC before participating in uploading normally... which I could have done but laziness takes over easily... and then /f/ was shutdown after the hack because the mods were scared it was vulnerable.>i dont really browse 4chan a lotYou seem pretty accustomed to the speech, I'm curious about your experience
>>85772567>maybe cute in a boyish way or smth, some girls thought that before hrtthis makes me very curious what you look like. i need to know if you're a total troon or have potential
