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Dumbphone edition
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Might be quite a cool pair of leading actors, but the problem is True Detective had one singular perfect season in season 1 and then the rest were utterly mediocre. A case of producers trying to make lightning strike the same place twice.
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Posting Sheridan Smith tits
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>>85774809
>Posting

don't you mean 'mailing'?
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What will you do when 4chan falls to the online safety act?
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>>85774814
seven proxies
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>>85774813
No because it's not coming to your house in the MAIL it's being POSTed to a board here.
Hope you're well lad, no seethe.
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Called by the Grave is now banned. About fucking time.
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>>85774814
eight proxies
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>>85774814
Move to Turkey.
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>The Defense Medical Evidence His legal team, led by Sara Mansoori KC, submitted medical reports stating that the public disclosure would almost certainly lead him to commit suicide. They noted he has already attempted suicide twice in recent months and was involuntarily detained over the summer.

God I hope it is not Stephen Fry but it would track with the history of mental health issues.
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ESL lad is upset we pointed and laughed at him.
Let's point and laugh more.
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Why do ESL add ed to everything? Oh look, the post turneded up.
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>>85774835
What's aII this about then
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>>85774850
Keir got busted with another Ukranian rentboy.
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>>85774835
>Stephen Fry
Yet another Cambridge Footlights prick who got given endless opportunities and free work with the licence fee funded BBC ahead of more deserving people thanks to his connections
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Might go Glastonbury tomorrow.
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>>85774862
Do it.
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Wonder what my childhood crush Erica Kent is up to these days.
She sent me a valentine card and told me she loved me. I was 8. Simpler times.
I expect she's a mum now with a nice house. I hope she is happy. I know I'm not.
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>>85774869
Yeah fuck it. I'm going Glastonbury tomorrow. Two nights away will do me some good and I can have a break. Not far from Dorset either.
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>>85774809
Quite fancied her in her Two Pints days but think she's a bit of a munter nowadays.
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Fat Zoe died of a headache. LMAO!
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>>85774880
You planning anything while there, or just get away and see what happens type thing?
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Incredibly tired but not aloud to rest for another 10-11 hours, it not right
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>>85774896
Probably some walking and breakfasts in cafes. Maybe some photos. Mostly just quiet time away.
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>>85774886
Agreed. Very porkable 20 years back.
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Is Ruth a feminist?
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>>85774908
She always had the look of a rough big-titty council estate slag. Now she's aged into a single mum with five kids haggard council estate slag.
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>>85774880
Going alone? Fucking loser.
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farting like mad me i am
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>>85774922
Hate those days where you are bloated and you're arse keeps unleashing rank, warm stinkies. Makes you feel unclean though an occasional sniff under the covers before bed is a guilty pleasure.
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>>85774903
Sounds like a good time.
>Mostly just quiet time away.
That's what I liked about going fishing, getting away for a couple of days was always the best part.
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>>85774913
I am going solo lad, yes. Best way. Will I see you there or will you be inexplicably seething tomorrow, too?
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>>85774910
Yes. She hates men.
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>>85774937
There's a cafe on the high street that does a cracking breakfast so I'll start there I reckon.
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>that's why I love going fishing
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>>85774928
>you're arse
Once more but correct this time?
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>>85774943
chuckled at this btw
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>correcting spackers
N A R Man
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>>85774807
banderas was great in Tony
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Booked in at Glastonbury Premier Inn for two nights from tomorrow. Sorted. Weather looks good for some walks too.
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Quite fancied Natalie Casey back in the day.
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>>85774943
I don't get it.
>>85774942
>>85774960
Good stuff anon, bet you'll have a great time.
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Curly hair is kino
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>>85774966
Cheers pal. Hope you are keeping well.
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>>85774974
>Hope you are keeping well.
Yep, nice relaxing day, off to my mum's for tea tomorrow. Can't complain.
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Back on the job application grind again lads. Maybe 1 in 5 jobs has a salary listed.

Just. Fucking. WHY?!
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>>85774966
There's a People Just Do Nothing episode with fishing. Context is in that episode.
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>looking for employment
Real man tings
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Watching meatholes videos. Bit rapey.
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One video she's being fucked and recounting being raped by someone else and she just gives in and takes the dicking. Most guilty wank I've had.
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How are you supposed to write the little blurb at the top of your CV, lads? I tried to be extremely succinct and wrote it out all myself, but then putting it into an AI detector it says it's 100% AI written. So if I write it in the best way possible it will get screened as AI, but if I purposefully write it worse then it won't look like AI but will also just read poorly.

Catch-22. No jobs for me I guess?
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>alone in his boxroom criticizing how a stranger talks about his arse
what a life
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>>85774858
His early life section on Wikipedia explains it all
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Stephen Fry never gaped my arse
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fuming at stephen fry because my pitch for a sketch show in 1989 was rejected
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I sent a dic pic to a girl over WhatsApp and she was like "awkward for you because this is illegal" and now I'm scared the police are gonna come get me.
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>>85774969
Mad watching this show now and realising how young they all look. When I was a kid they were just adults
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>>85775111
better make your will because blokes like you don't last long in the slammer
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>>85775017
Love any episode with a focus on big Craig. He's a top shagger.
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I'd have literally nothing to put on a CV. Not even any GCSEs. No one would hire me. The government needs to start a guaranteed job program if they want lads like me in work.
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>>85774969
80s was great for curly hair fans
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>not self employed
failed as a man
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It time for a DEEVEEDEE UPDATE! My Arrow sale haul arrived today. Mostly Italian genre along with Troy and Dark City. I'm thinking I'll watch Troy and Phenomena right away, love me some Jennifer Connelly, and I haven't seen the theatrical cut of Troy in ages. We all good today de lids? Suns out and that's lush.
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i love people who make consumerism their personality
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>>85775129
why not get some GCSEs then lad?
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had a bloke with a fake taxi sticker in his windscreen stopped at traffic lights near me once, he gave me a honk and pointed at me when he saw that i recognised what it was from and grinned at it
at least it wasn't a tranny surprise sticker
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>>85775141
Don't think they offer them at my age anyway
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>>85775137
It's lush, ain't it? Doesn't harm you, does it? Course it doesn't. We all consumers in life.
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>>85775142
>tranny surprise
Is that real?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yINQ_iszOg

no idea what this bloke is on about
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>>85775149
there is no upper limit to get them lad, maths and english are actually free if you didnt get a grade at all in school
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Video about Ruthmong
https://youtube.com/shorts/tHar--AoG8c



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