>taking shit>feelsgood.jpg>take an even bigger, fatter shit>larger turds press on my prostate as i poop them out> Get an idea> start taking stool hardeners and eating extra fibery food>Now shitting literal logs, pound a piece, each one squishing my prostate as they pass> feel like picrel every time i take a shit>now i'm looking forward all day to going number 2>absolutely love the feeling of a large hard thing pop out of meCan this be interpreted as gay? I feel attracted to women and have never jerked off to men and never had any craving for dick. i feel it's a totally different thing because turds go out, not in
First of all this is anatomically impossible because your shit cannot possibly be big enough to meaningfully interact with your prostate. Second you made it weird, most people feel good asf when they shit and piss because it's a natural relief mechanism.
sometimes I think i'm strange but at least people like you exist to help me feel better
>>85790880>your shit cannot possibly be big enough to meaningfully interact with your prostateImagine being this wrong
>>85790880>First of all this is anatomically impossible because your shit cannot possibly be big enough to meaningfully interact with your prostate. Second you made it weird, most people feel good asf when they shit and piss because it's a natural relief mechanism.You just gotta clog yourself with stool hardeners. Trust me, it's possible ;)
>>85790860>Can this be interpreted as gay?YOU! YOU INTERPETED THIS AS GAY!
>>85790860Have you ever tried putting it back up again?
>>85790860The feeling of relief is very powerful and feels legitimately good
I think anon is a masochist and also too retarded to figure it out
>>85790880Your shit can definitely be big enough to stimulate the prostate lol, you just don't brew real logs it seems lol Imagine being a pooplet
OP herejust jerked off while shitting it was the best thing i've done this week
>>85791505Op can you low-key share what you take for stool hardening purposes, ur post kinda had me thinking ngl I just never thought of trying to make the feeling even better
>>85791505Just get a prostate stimulator already, stop fucking with your digestive system
>>85790860i heard people say people only love anal if they love pooping because its basically the same thing so maybe yea, youre built for anal
>>85790860ascend to true poopist levels and crap your briefs
>>85792471Shitty idea
>>85791652I'm fairly certain this was a south park joke in like 2002
Would love to exchange logs with you, anon. Pushing in and out and in and out...>>85790880>t. pebblefag>>85791505I've done this a few times too. It's so fucking good.
I just wanna say that I love this board so much and I'm glad shit(heh) like this is still posted.
Shitting out huge logs genuinely feels like very relieving and relaxing, I can't lie my pp twitches sometime cutting one off, just the feeling of getting super stretched out sometimes 2 is so heavenly
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>>85791535So, just eat about 10 table spoons od fry oats, beans 4 times per week, lots of dark chocolate and if you overdo it and get constipated, drink castor oilAnd for meds any otc stool hardners will do. Just say you got diahorrhea and thr pharmacist will do you well
