Weather is starting to get womfy edition
That post really upset him
>>85794865Is that one of those places where all the publicly loud music playing East Asian women congregate?
Wild how most of the classic rock stars like Jagger and Bowie and the boys from Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd were are shagging 14 year olds back in the early 70s and literally nobody gave a fuck. Sexual assault like a slap on the bum was seen as a harmless bit of a laugh. When you contextualise it all, the whole Savile stuff actually makes sense. People chalked up the rumours to be a bit of harmless tomfoolery. >Shags 14 year olds Yeah he probably does. That is what famous men do innit.>Gropes womenHahaha bit of hanky panky! Naughty boy!Savile basically admits to fucking half of it in his autobiography in the 70s. Very common for teenage girls to date uni students as well in the 90s. Something changed in the 00s and then massively in the 2010s.
>>857948813rd wave feminism, ugly old hags had enough, so pushed the motion that it was bad.Now look at the state of things, all because women are sloots.
Why do the lads here adore discussion of age gap relationships so much
DON'T BE MAD PLEASE STOP THE HATINGJUST BE GLAD THAT THEY'LL BE WAITINGFRIENDS WE HAVE ARE EVER-CHANGINGYOU KNOW THE LID'S ABOUT TO BLOWWHEN THE THUNDERBIRDS ARE GOTHUNDERBIRDS ARE GO
>>85794890Hey, there's some of us working on time machines here. Serious business.
Who are the cutest British asmrtists lately lads? Any favourites?
I still have sex dreams about bending my teenage crush over a table in her school uniform.
https://youtu.be/fkx1z8O9bFE
>>85794907Yea. I've felt guilty about those things before because I definitely have memories stowed away of fairly luscious 15 year old tits that I saw as a 15 year old. How do you deal with that.
>>85794907The craziest my sex dreams get these days is imagining myself getting and staying fully hard for the whole encounter. Getting old fucking sucks.
>>85794925Get yourself a cock ring fella. Magical things.
It's fucking annoying having to pretend to be happy. Can't just say I don't want to do anything on my birthday as why would I celebrate the day the person I hate was born on? Can't say that to mummy though. Does my tits in.
>>85794925Jesus Christ how old are you fella? In your 50s?
>>85794893Remember loving the Thunderbirds movie when I was little. It truly was a different era of film. Without commenting on the technical quality of the writing and stuff the movies themselves felt more real, like actual cinematic experiences. It's a very distinct qualitative difference from movies now. I hate how I sound when saying stuff like this but they feel very much more like products now rather than a kind of entertaining artistic expression (art in the very broad sense, again no comment on the objective quality, which I am not saying was especially high for Thunderbirds).Does anyone get what I mean?
>>85794893Busted in the early 00s. CBBC. S Club 7. The charts and top of the pops were still a thing. People still cared about what was in THE CHARTS. Talk of the town.
>>85794949I'm 36 lad, time hits you like a fucking ton of bricks.
>>85794881Savile shagged corpses.Jimmy Page shagging a 13 year old slag isn't the worst thing in the world. No matter what some 55 year old feminist slag rom Hull will tell you. They're just jealous. They'd suck off a 14 year old boy too. Female nonces are as common. I lost my virginity to one. Met her when I was 16, she was 48. She waited until I was 19 to take it though. Shit was cash.
It over lids x
>>85794978She never said voted for it, like the OP said in the thread you nabbed that image from.
Weird how there's posters on here who don't leave this thread. Nothing to do with the board, and I doubt they visit other boards. Really strange.
>>85794958I am 32 now lad. Maybe you just watched too much porn?
Anyone excited for GTA VI?
You know what no 14 year old boy has ever said?>"When that mid 30s MILF sucked my cock it was the worst thing ever, I felt so violated, I'll never recover from it!"
>>85795002Who the fuck is this? What a thoroughly unattractive woman.
>>85795004They're told to say it. Those teachers shouldn't get into trouble, its a fucking disgrace. They teach them about sex, in the best way possible. >>85795007What's so unattractive about her?
>>85795012>What's so unattractive about her?Bad dye job, caterpillar eyebrows, problem glasses, boxy jaw, boxy body, flat tits, shitty tats
Another long day complaining about how you can't fuck kids is it fellas?
Would have loved a fit older woman to rape me when I was a teen. I was horny as fuck.
>>85795025Not him but you forgot clearly a whore.
>>85795026You can. Just don't get caught. Then again, I did get groomed by a 48 year old married woman who when I reached 19, flew to meet me and fucked me for three days non stop, Sucked my toes and wanted me to cum inside her. So I think my view on sex is a bit warped after that.
>>85795026I assume you're pushing the narrative so you have something to complain about, or try cause some drama. Quiet day in the office lass?
>>85795040Bet she's in her mid 40s, overweight, a feminist and lusts after 13 year old boys. Projection at its finest, kek.
>>85795004I mean Lori Maddox the 14 year old chick who shagged Jimmy Page and David Bowie back in the early 70s and everyone said the experience was wonderful until like 2018 after Metoo and she became more skeptical looking back.She said she at age 13 she enthusiastically initiated sex with a tired and inebriated David Bowie. If anything, she raped him
>>85795048I'd let her rape me. Lucky bastards.
This is a real picture of the woman who raped me. I will never recover from the trauma. I was only 16, just a boy, very vulnerable and she was 29 and totally took advantage of me. She should be in prison for the rest of her life because she took my innocence away from me.
>>85795048That's a 13 yr old? Kinell, walled.
>>8579505813 in the 1970s is like 35 in 2026.
>>85795046WOW! thats 4chan's exact average user, most people on 4chan are that! xDTell me more about your dollies?
The 70s were wild.
The 70s was a weird time. I reckon one of the best lives possible was to be a British rock star in America in the 70s. Just pussy galore. The 1970s was post 60s sexual revolution but before second wave feminism really took off. A lot of mental shit happened in that decade. Lori Lightning https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PL5380rCsoU&pp=ygULTG9yaSBtYXR0aXg%3D&ra=m
>>85795066It was a better time. Savile ruined our chance to shag barely legal slags.
>>85795066poleaboo looks like THAT?
>>85795062>like 35 in 2026.Walled for 20 years?
>>85795054I'm so sorry lad. This is a picture of my rapist. I was 15 and she was 19 and I will never, ever forgive her for what she did to me. I haven't been able to form a genuine relationship with someone else since. It's like your whole life just stops when a woman rapes you as a young, innocent boy. Stay strong, we will get better.
Lads born in the late 90s and early 00s have BIG opinions about what the 70s were like
>>85795073Pretty much. The hottest teenagers are living today. Some of the schoolgirls you see now? With thighs that'd crush your head.
Imagine you are British rock star in the 70s in a time when England is basically the coolest country on the planet at this point. The Beatles. Rolling Stones. Kinks. The Who. Pink Floyd. Led Zeppelin. Quadrophenia. We were cool as fuck. Lori Lightning says >Hi omg your accent
>>85795084My dick would be so hard, it'd hurt.
this is fascinating
>>85794978corr just like a Vermeer painting this
>Hey anon, I like your style.
>>85795096Mutton.
>>85795096Bend over love it's time for some biology. x
>>85795096looks like a david walliams character
>>85795101Well if you insist
why didn't it mention the gape posting?
>>85794952i haven't seen it (and you'd better believe i'm now downloading the 2004 Thunderbirds film) but yeah the 'event' aspect of it has vanished. people do care about Rotten Tomatoes scores and stuff, wut.the same year there was a goddamn Van Helsing movie where it's 'what if he was an action hero who dual-wielded crossbows?' and teenage-me ate that up.fact is, there were always products in the plasticky sense, but now they're not even good at that. or at least, kids don't seem to care as much. sometimes some writer/creative wants to make it a product AND a good film. The Lego Movie? good for them.but now kids must lack just normal, sincere cartoons. you'll always have the old ones, but Shrek was making fun of Disney at the time. will Shrek 4 make fun of Disney as it is now? Farther, Farther Away has a neighbourhood dedicated to superheroes, or something?get some earnest, well-made stories for the bairns. don't be all 'clever'. they need to learn about things before they can understand deconstruction and parodies of those things.
Lad is posting girls that took their clothes off and regretted it. Wrongun.
>>85795106Go on love show us your chocolate starfish. x
>>85795113That clearly mid 30s lass in a school uniform?
>>85795113How do you know that, anon? Got something to tell the group?
>>85795118Exactly. She's clearly 40 kek.
>>85795118No not that slag. I only know because she showed up on an amateur porn site briefly.
>>85795128I did look again after I posted and thought yeah it's 40s, kek.
shipster
In November 2026 you won't be allowed videos of women posing sexually in school uniform if you are in England and Wales. You could be prosecuted.
>>85795145What if I'm in Scotland anon?
>>85795144How long did it take you to type all that out?
>>85795135>Be a slag>Take your clothes off>End up on a leaked siteKinda her own fault.
>>85795150if you don't believe this is really ai ask google the exact same things fella
>>85794958I'm older, have naturally low T and have deeply disgusting and embarrassing kinks. No problem getting hard, but I find it's getting more and more difficult to actually climax. I seem to lose "pressure" halfway through now, which means taking a 10 minute break and going again. Might start doing T jabs if it gets worse approaching my 50s
>>85795154Not falling for that, you show us the full screenshot of it all.
>>85795149Probably worse over there.
I'm gonna marry a prostitute and every night she'll make me shoot, shoot, shoot.Hookers know how to treat their men, and I think Ill have one of them.How many men agree, that the best thing in life is a piece of ass?And how many girls agree that, that piece of ass will make you rich?
>>85795158NTA but, just tie a belt round yer neck lad. A bit of autoasphyxiation should help you.
>>85795164Reckon hookers have been so thoroughly mindbroken by their job they hate sex in any sort of intimate way
>>85795171True that, but I bet they'd still shag like a pro
>>85795160its obviously too long for a single screenshot hence why i chopped it all up
>>85795173NTA but I doubt it, they shag as a job, they have no passion for it and passion is essential for a top shag.
>>85795174Part 1.Ok but there is
>>85795173She looks like she'd be good at a bit of dommymommy RP. Few humiliating words and I'd be diamonds
>>85795167Nah thanks, that's how Bourdain went out. Not into strangulation
>>85795174Part 2.a way to do it.
>>85795177True.>>85795181I love her big fat ass. My neck is free, I can breathe at last. I can see she has a big fat ass.
>>85795186i already did it, scroll up
>>85795190Doesn't show anything, that's what caused this little exchange now.
>>85795189That's a good angle for her arse I'll give you that. Does she do A levels?
>>85795184>BourdainHe was a cuck who got cheated on and instead of shagging a big fat ass French whore, he ended it all. Kek.
>>85795198That I don't think so. She gives off massive tory mum vibes though
Thursday night.Trees still full of leaves.It's over.
>>85795152The best kind imo. Seeing some mid nobody taking her clothes off, hooking up with some random man who probably offered her money on social media and then he publishes all her videos.
I will never know what a girl's arsehole tastes like
>>85795214Based.She said she forgot to pee.He said he forgot to shit.Open to the public. Piss and Shit, Nobody gives a fuck anymore. He's searching for meat.Money runs this world. Its so easy to see.Sex for bucks. Who got fucked? You? The Girl? Or the world?
>>85795229Based Xbox slut.
>>85795228I expect it tastes similar to your own. Spend a week eating slimfast products then finger yer arse and lick it.
>>85795228I'm gonna tickle your ass with my tongue, As you know, I'm well hung.Gonna tickle your ass.But deep down baby, you'll love every inch. I'll own you all, you great big beautiful doll.
>>85795228Tastes like shit and dried piss covered cock, I wouldn't recommend it.
>>85795204Hope it's not raining during muh pokevent. 9% chance during queuing time.
When you download a whores videos but the sex video is too close up, doesn't really show her face and dark to fully enjoy.
Talk about back bone, this chick rocks, She has a friend named Anna, Who enjoys cock.They bump and grind, but endure. Two twins equal two whores.They're from the city of Cockaville. Their hometown is Penisville.These two prostitutes cause the boys in town to shoot.
>>85795253So Anna and Anna, pack em up and give me a kiss. You're my ultimate wish. They're bringin' out of the meat.Shoot it, Shoot it, Shoot it!
>>85794986She doesn't have to say it. Factually she did vote for it, and even afterwards apologised and said "I'm on your side" to the migrant horde who broke into her shop and stole everything.Universal suffrage was a mistake. Women view everything through a consensus filter and groupthink because of how they evolved. They'll side with their own rapist to avoid being alone or ostracised.
>>85795262These 16yos take the easy out, My mind and cock needs these two twins, that's why I'm going in tonight.
>>85795253Imagine her on all fours, hands tied to the thickest part of the bed post, feet tied tightly and fucking her without a sheathe. Knowing she is powerless against whatever you do to her corr.
>>85795248You the lad that went to the last card event a whileback with the pizzaria next to the conference center? If so where are you off to now and when.
>>85795228Just like skin mate if she's washed. It's the psychological factor that gets you off, not the actual physical sensation.
Have we finally got rid of all the nonces in /britfeel/ or are there still some around
Bro is going for the all time worst thread world record
Your pants came off and baby I said no because that tiny thing has to go.I only your dick matched your heart.Small cock, big heart, your meat is trash but your love is art.I can't believe its so small.I question if you even have balls. Do you? Do you? Do you?
>>85795279I didn't see a pizzaria, but there were things all round it and I wasn't really paying attention. I did spend about 90 min walking about trying to find a supermarket, then found a supermarket behind the hotel when I went for a spliff. Got back to my room and could see the building from my hotel room.It's just a little one now, in the town where I live so not a ball ache to get to. Going this weekend.
CBA venturing out, but things will be more tolerable once I'm drunk.
Nobody in the UK calls beer mats coasters. (Most places don't even use them anymore, a native would know this)
>>85795314Shut your fucking whore mouth you tosspot. We've done this already and every pub still uses beer mats. 0% of pubs don't use them you gen zedtarded shut in.
>see tattoo>delete the whore's videos even though she looked good until I noticed that
He's still trying to cause drama. Kek.What a sadsack.
>>85795320Not even Honest Places, the best Beer Youtuber btw, calls them beer mats
>>85795320No they don't fella, beer brands shifted to branded glassware
>>85795314>>85795320Now playing both sides of a pointless argument.Sad.
>>85795204Storm Greg Austen.
When you see the perfect 18yo strip on some cam and shove a decent sized hairbrush all the way up her pussy and give herself an orgasm (her arsehole twitches). Really missed out on the best foids didn't I?
>>85795329Has nothing to do with brands. Are you retarded?
>>85795339the branded item has nothing to do with brands? ok fella tipped your hand too soon, we're done here.
When more of the whores videos get released and you get a massive dopamine rush in anticipation and you start getting a headache.
>>85795347Based. RealGirls2018 was GOATed.
When the tiktok foid just lays there and he has to adjust her arms because she doesn't know where to put them and you can tell she regrets meeting up with some fuckboy from social media for money.
>>85795345The mere proposition that they got rid of beer mats because they have logos on glasses is so retarded that I don't even know what to say. They've had logos on glasses for decades, alongside beer mats.I have been in over 2000 pubs all over the country and there has never been one without beer mats. What a fucking stupid discussion, I suspect you brought the topic back up and made this shit up just to have another argument.
>>85795337Yup and there's no going back, it's the rope for me x
>>85795351Yeah the era 2016-2019 was goat for whores going on camera on numerous apps. It's all tiktok mostly now.
>he's pub braggingok SSM
>>85795368What makes a girl eat her own shit on camera because some jeet told her he'd pay her? Its almost all gone now. Its kind of a relic from a different time.
>>85795366True. Unless you're going to moneymaxx and have some good celeb status, age gaps/hookups with 18-21yo foids are very unlikely to happen. Certainly not age of consent foids either.
>the herald agree wit me xxhttps://www.heraldscotland.com/news/national/uk-today/24834974.uk-pubgoers-question-lack-beer-mats-found-pubs/
>>85795359You've taken your argument too far lad. The other lad is partly correct. Beer mats are far less common than they used to be. Even if you refuse to believe that, the idea that EVERY pub has beer mats is demonstrably false. There's plenty of pubs with no beer mats at all. Other pubs with beer mats on every table. Other pubs where there are probably beer mats somewhere but they aren't making a big thing of putting them out anymore
>>85795383Can't stand the shit eaters that spell out whore on their bodies with their own shit. Urine drinkers disgust me too. That's more of a humiliation thing than a sex fetish.
>>85795399Maybe I only go to traditional pubs that serve real ale... actually... I do. Are people referring to trendy London bars and suchlike.
>>85795408It wasn't a fetish. They were doing it because he told them they were getting paid. They didn't want to do it.
Why are companies like Google and Facebook buying nuclear reactors?
I feel a melty coming on. I am getting hot and bothered.
Din-din soon is it Verily X
>there are lads that don't have IPv6 connectivity like me in 2026Enjoy your CGNAT I guess. Hope you have good neighbours.
>>85795441I do, I live in a high trust 98% white community. I know everyone on my street's name
When the whore is overly confident/slutty on her tiktoks, snaps, instagrams etc but she's shy as fuck in her hookup sex video kek.
Boxroom gremlin fantasists are having a mad one today
>>85795410Ah yeah I mean if it's a real ale pub, it'll have a retro vibe. And the beer mats are part of that. I'd say that in an old fashioned, wood panel, real ale type of pub then yeah, you'll have beer mats almost all of the time. The average pub where they sell macro lagers etc? Some of them have them, more often not. And then trendy/craft beer/cocktail type places obviously not. The other lad is partly right too. Breweries used to make a big deal out of beer mats because it was part of the marketing. These days that money is spent on branded glassware, fancy beer taps, etc. Those Corona beer taps with the swirling vortex of "beer" in them are pretty cool. That's all beer mat money being spent on that.
>>85795420To power data centres
>>85795444Wouldn't trust any person white or brown. The engineers sometimes incorrectly wire the cabinets incorrectly if there are multiple people on the same ISP (you get associated with someone else's activity). So house number 3 assigned connection is actually getting 4's connection. Since there is no obvious issue on the customer side (same ISP), you will be oblivious to it.
you children don't remember Stickam.
I used to like HelperLad, but shagging a poojeeta is beyond the pale. He's dead to me.
When the whore keeps putting her hands over her face whilst being fucked and the fuckboy she met on social media has to keep moving them down. I hope it was worth the money you desperate foid.
>>85795481you were fine with him searching for, accessing, and bragging about CSAM though?
>>85795475Lot of girls with emo/goth haircuts back then. Times have changed.
>>85795488Yes correct, THAT video sounded like it was quite amusing
Did you lads know that girls don't count giving head in their body counts?Absolutely brutal.
>>85795495well nonces of a feather do flock together i suppose
>>85795494Stickam was great, as was BlogTV.Chatroullette too.God I'm old.
>>85795495It was a good laugh to be honest. Just a bit of fun with the lads on pol
>>85795508It's all shit now. Women expect money to show a slightly seductive photo without any nudity. Sad.
I am against homosexuality. I don't mind of women want to kiss, but buggery is wrong.
>>85795296I'm glad for you it's close, less chance of the weather fucking things up for you lad.
I hate foids. They use up all my precious storage so quickly.
How would someone even come across THAT video? and even worse why would they choose to view it?Really struggling to wrap my head around it lads
>>85795501Oh the 40 girls I lezzed off with at school and uni? That doesn't count silly, it was during my finding myself period in life.
>>85795502I'm not a nonce lad. A nonce would find it sexually arousing, rather than funny.>>85795509Exactly! Finally someone gets it. It was a lark. A jocular lark.
>>85795578Why would this scenario upset you so much?
GNU/Linux and my collection of whore foids.
just larkin around innit
>>85795535I'll have to see. Going old school and taking my old junior sports bag (generic cheap 80s thing) so I can put a small binder in, and have my phone and wallet in there as well. CBA struggling with my big binder and muh walking stick.Hope I can get a cheeky beer there afterwards.
>>85795587Still whoring around innit. Some sane people out there don't want whores as partners. Wouldn't want to risk that attitude being passed on if they had a daughter with a whore.
>>85795466got something to hide lad?
No point being alive if you're not some hung Deano shagging thousands of onlyfans slags
I noticed a lot of britfeelers are 36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahdKYRdY5kmust say, that was kino of the highest order. i fondly remember British kids' programmes from before my time, but the 'cartoons' were usually just slideshows of illustrations, and the 'puppets' sort of just bounced along. no real stakes to them.this had all the trappings of a solid mecha anime or Speed Racer or something, plus all the James Bond stuff that was cool at the time. i am now fully Thunderbirdspilled.
I miss Hitler lads, just want him back
>I wouldn't trust any person. White or brown.I love this statement.
>>85795703Do you think there's any chance of him coming back?
>>85795705he was clearly chinese
>>85795707I reckon Hitler 2.0 is probably alive right now, he just hasn't made himself known yet. The 2030s will be wild.
Love chinese food me
>>85795739I like real Chinese food, but not the gloopy extremely sweet chinkslop they sell in Chinese takeaways in England.
>>85795743just the gutter oil garbage then
>>85795708Why don't chinese people trust white or brown people, have they never experienced blacks?
little lad about to tell us how he's eaten at 2000 Michelin star cantonese barbeque places in hong kong
>>85795743Thats what i meant, lad
>go outside>brown people everywherewtf
>>85795784what do you expect living in Leicester? move to st albans or something
Ofcom Concedes Defeat in the 4chan Casehttps://prestonbyrne.com/2026/10/20/ofcom-concedes-defeat/HEHE.
>>85795810kekstupid politicians don't understand technology or laws of other countries. Just a bunch of white women crying about things they cannot control
>>85795810Astonishing how incompetent they are even when they really want to do something.
>>85795810never understood why any company without uk assets would complyhopefully now other sites realise i can stop using a slow ass vpn
Did not have good friends growing up. Sort of ruined my personality a bit.
I opened up a fingerprint bar a few years ago. Basically a biometric speakeasy. You scan your fingerprint to get in. It was the wrong timing. Ended up losing a lot of money, spent far too much money on the refurb, and ultimately just did it for the wrong reasons. I was on Discord one night recently hanging out with Shippy, Dukesy and the lads, and I mentioned how much money I lost. He's been really weird with me ever since. I think it's just jealousy to be honest.
>>85795862what is worse; to have no friends and end up here or to have had friends and end up here anyway?
ITT we confess our darkest secrets I secretly sort of hate music because coolness and rebellion makes me feel uncomfortable.
>>85795883Multiple girls were interested in me in my teenage years but I fucked it up because it made me very very uncomfortable and I do not know why
>>85795883I want a woman to slowly condition me into liking her braps
>>85795883When I listen to music I get paranoid about what taste implies about my intellect and character and it puts me off enjoying it. Thanks dad.
>>85795883>I secretly sort of hate music because coolness and rebellion makes me feel uncomfortable.insane
>>85795883I licked my sleeping mum's asshole when I was 12. She never knew about it.
>>85795901That is sick, what is the matter with you. I bet you are totally mind broken and into very degenerate shit as an adult. Possibly own a cat
>>85795910I then got groomed by a woman at 16 to 19, where she took my virginity.Yeah I am mind broken.
>>85795901>She never knew about it.Git gud faggot.
>>85795883I have fantasised about the police knocking on my door and telling me that my wife and kids have died in a horrific car crash and despite being immensely sad I would ultimately be 'free'.
>>85795917She was drunk to the point of being out cold.We did snog once though in 2013. And told me that my then girlfriend couldn't fuck me good enough due to being a fat ass. In hindsight, I think my mum wanted to fuck me.
>>85795925Ewwwwwwwwwww please tell me less
>>85795899> insaneYeah. It just makes me feel like shit. Like whenever I listen to some choons or watch a music video I just feel sad and shit because it feels like something i cannot access or relate to. Like rebellious cool. Just not something i belong in.
>>85795901>>85795925ok. another incest larp. Boring
>>85795922Lad, you could just get a divorce.
>>85795933I wish. If it was an incest larp, I'd say we fucked all night long.It was just a kiss when she was drunk. And the rimming did happen, but again, She was passed out. Wasn't some hot porn scene. I felt dirty after.
Well lads, what are you doing with your extra hour on Sunday?The answer for me is sleeping, same as every year. If someone has a different answer they're probably a wrong'un.
>>85795939Downloading more RealGirls2018 sets.
>>85795937True, but then I'd be very sad that I failed as a husband and father. The car crash makes me blameless and gives me a blank slate.
>>85795946Bit weir how Professor Hannah Fry can't into getting the image the correct way round. Thick bitch.
>>85795946I bet her gash reeks
>>85795965What makes you say that? Very strange observation.
>>85795939Working a night shift which turns a 12 hour shift into a 13 hour shift unpaid extra hour.Thatcher smiles
>>85795975The state of it. I can almost smell it through the screen. Nasty bitch.
>>85795842the TikTok case was weird, because they DO have a UK company. so Ofcom were well within their rights to say>you haven't complied with child safety laws, that'll be a 12 million quid fine m8.and that was that. but maybe that was a weighed possibility, and the fine is fuck-all to them.not operating in the UK, at all? bit daft, that. think of all the random Russian sites sites Ofcom COULD decide are within their remit.
Sometimes fish Sometimes shitIt miss understood
>Hafta fix the scooterberg puncture later on meselfckin ellX
>>85796048By myself.You forrens are weird.
quality scran, this. two of my five-a-day IMO.
>>85796074Why a knife but no fork?
>>85795939BST should be scrapped imo. Just get up later/earlier farmers. Simple as.
>>85796073can't be by yourself, can you? then you'd be a clone. like a Star Trek transporter that fails to kill the original.he prolly meant>on me tod
>>85796074Eating like the Germans are flying over. And that Monster is grim.
>>85796082im surprised he's allowed a knife
>>85796082it fell.
>>85796105Why lie anon? And what the fuck is it anyway? Chicken nuggets in blood and some burnt carrots?
>>85796095Being by yourself is being alone. He'd have to fix it alone. Doing something "by myself" would be to do it alone.
With God as our captain we'll make heaven known x
>>85796074That's such a small portion. Are you anorexic, by chance?
>>85796098>And that Monster is grim.it was fine until i saw a listing for it that read>White Ultra - Citrus Flavourwdym, 'citrus'? oh yeah, it's citrus. it should REALLY be yellow or a pale green to signal that.not knocking actual lemons/limes, which are LUSH, but once i detect the tang of that artificial lemon flavouring, it's all over.taking recommendations for diet energy drinks, lads. i think either Diet Red Bull or Red Bull Zero are decent, but i keep getting the real stuff like the addict i am.
Bet you can't say nivver lugger 20 times fast without being a racist.That should be the nu tik tok challenge.
What a nice rose this one is. Reminds me of Scottish lass.
>>85796135Irn Bru Energy zero sugar
>>85796153She's an assmoarist yes? The gateway hobby for future OF whores. We know the progression, it's sad to see.
>>85796153Notice how she's trying to use her hair to hide her massive jaw.
Got my Visitor Q Blu-ray pre-order. Shall be watching that tonight. Of course the limitations on how it was shot cap the quality but still better than my old Tartan DVD, and it has a nice booklet and a new interview with Miike himself. I wish Kat Ellinger wasn't on the extras, she's a bit oversaturated as it goes with these boutique releases. Pic related, she turns everything into a feminist critique.
>>85796107>Why lie anon? about a fork falling off my table before i took a photograph?if anything, the shame made me consider OMITTING this piece of information. maybe you can't take me at my word now, but if you see how that knife is pushed forward somewhat by the plate, and that there's a gap between the surface and the wall, you might come to understand HOW the fork could have ended up on the floor.buncha weirdos in /britfeel/. nobody believes anything. everyone hates music. i just never know with you lot.
>>85796135Orange is also citrus anon. Stop being fruitist.
All that blood and you spilled it.All that blood and now your name's shit.I don't get it. We all bleed, and you expect credit.You say access is power. Well I'm giving you, one hour. It doesn't matter what country.The good die and it's not funny. You dropped the bombs. You had a hand in all that wrong.You don't know but you know how to duck, a personal fight.Daddy's little boy.
horse>woman>dog>sheep>pig
I believe in black liberation.
Can we stop posting porn please. There are Christian believers here, thanks.
>>85796197You don't get it anon. Fanny bleeding is sooooo different, they are allowed to kill people because it's soooo bad, a bit of tummy ache, boohoo sooooooooooo bad.
post christian porn thanks
>>85796197Is she latina? A lot of latinas have wonky looking eyes.
I can't wait to put it in my mouth.Up my crack. In my ass.I'm so horny, I could choke and choke on a cock tonight.So men, whip it out.Make me bleed, scream and shout.Yeah man, what its all about.I'm so hot, horny for cock, I gotta get my rocks off.I can't wait to put it in my mouth. Up my crack. In my ass.I'm so horny I could choke and choke on a cock tonight.
>>85796201Is this how women see their sexual timeline? Can't be, there's not lesbianism at any opportunity mentioned.
mongboys letting off fireworks in the wet and its not even dark yet
I'm so fucking angry. The bird I went out with on Saturday which was a really good night. We were kissing and touching each other, have a second date lined up HASN'T MESSAGED ME BACK TODAY EVEN THOUGH WE'VE SPOKEN SINCE. It's been nearly two hours. I've probably fucked it.Also some bitch at work did something that I didn't like and these simps were all over her and I was just trying to do my job.
Fuck off with these desperate whores.
It is statistically very likely you'll get a sexual partner in your life at least once, lads. Don't stress out about it.
Life begun from Planet LipBush.Right beside Planet Tush.Inside the center, I was nourished, from centre to earth.She sighed and I was born.Those lips I never see. So with my gland, I begin to spread life across the land.
>>85796231Just block the cunt instead of pining and simping.
>>85796166Yes but I don't think she will be going on OF any time soon.>>85796168She's German I think so maybe German lasses just have bigger jaws. I think she is an 8/10.
>watching Pointless>alexander is pronouncing kei as kayYOU FUCKING MONG. IT'S A LONG E SOUND LIKE KEEEEH YOU BALDING BASTARD!
>>85796250>any time soon.But she will be in the future. We'll see the progression, more revealing clothing in videos, tits pushed up.You know it's coming.
One dark night down a path. I smelled a stinking rat.He admitted to the strangulation. Just then, I ran out of patience. I drew my gun, pointed at his head.One Big Black Son Of A Bitch, Killed the one for me.Believe me People.He's dead.The girl I loved. Was murdered. By strangulation. I have no patience for the police anymore. So I set out to explore. Believe me People. He's dead.
>>85796155damn that's a good shout, lad. i know someone ITT tried it a month or two back (possibly you?), said it was disappointing. but 12x 500ml cans for a tenner? can't go wrong, can you?locked in now x
>>85796250That ribbon picture in the background is code for cat abortions, which women love.
>>85796253i don't even know what a kei is, sounds like some weeb shit
>>85796272I'm addicted to the shit, so no that wasn't me. I drink a can a day, sometimes two.
Would be freaky if she did an asmr with Scottish lass.
>>85796278It was a Japanese name. Kei. You don't say it like KAY... you say it like KEH (elongate the e sound).
Her mouth around my cock.A gun against her head.Bang, I blow her head off. And I said.Hey baby, You look a little pale. Are you sick?And I have lipstick on my dick.
>>85796294So you shot yer nob off?
>>85796297Yes.And I had lipstick on my dick.
>>85796302And did you put the balls in?
>>85796294Brainbombs? Used to love them as a teen x
>>85796310Yep. Great band. Take a child. Use it!Make it Obey!Make it Pray!For its Mommy!For its God!Fuck! Fuck! Make it suck!
>>85796195trying to think of nice fizzy orange pop, anywhere in the real fruit to artificial flavouring spectrum.i've had posho sparking blood orange cans AND the occasional Fanta, none are my thing. i am happy to be bigoted against carbonated orange drinks.
>>85796263She's only done a few videos like that so far. Not all girls will want to do OF out of respect to their families wishes.>>85796276Not sure I've even heard of that. Could just be a cute ribbon with no meaning whatsoever.
>>85796044What made you say this?There was something really disgusting on the self-checkout at Aldi, which smelled like shit and rotting fish. Then as soon as I get home I see your post?It transferred to the bottom of my bag for life, and stunk the car out. Then stunk the kitchen out. I've had to throw the bag away in the outside bin. Wtf was that.
Had to put the family filter dns back on for mum again. She was looking at some porn site by accident apparently and told me to get it off her history.
>>85796334Your Mum watches porn? Hot. What kind of porn does your mum finger her bean to?
>>85796325Her tits are a bit small for my tastes. She expects me to titfuck those little things?
>>85796339Probably mother and son porn
>>85796341Small tits are the best kind, Anon.
Laura has quite the jaw too. They must be quite closely connected with their DNA ancestry.
>>85796339>Your Mum watches porn? Hot. What kind of porn does your mum finger her bean to?Zoo and scat
>>85796320Orangina is quite nice. Think there's a nice sanpelligrino one.>>85796325Kek, so it's already started. Anon c'mon.
No matter what I doAll I think about is pooEven when I'm with my booI just want to shit all over you
>>85796219I know how you feel de lad. Around bonfire night is the worst time of the year around where I live. Cunts firing off fireworks at all hours of the night, even in broad daylight for crying out loud.
>>85796339Apparently it was just research and it involved dogs.
I have complex health needs
I am Cocaine.Don't need L.S.DDon't need Heroin
>expecting bairns in 1988 to pronounce this wordi think even the bloke in The Wizard gets it wrong?titles and names are just how we learn these things, but imagine a 10-year-old still learning phonetics plus a few exceptions, then you hit him with some Romanised Japanese>no you see it's the 'a' sound that looks like a guy getting doubles, combined with the 'i' sound that looks like a leg about to kick someone in the back. put together it's 'aa-ii, so gaaiiden, gaiden'.poor American kids grew up with like Minute-Maid drinks and Raid fly spray and shit. just call it 'Ninja: Side Story'.
>>85796369Gayden
>>85796341She has small ones too. Nothing wrong with a small chest on a nice bird.
>>85796369NEENJAH GAHEEDEN
Oh Carol, when I see you on Countdown, I have to pull my pants down and put a finger in my brown.
how can i tell my girl that every time i eat her out i get mouth ulcers?
>>85796345A patrician's taste I see. Smaller is indeed better.
>>85796381Simple, next time she pulls down her knickers for cunnilingus, sensitively say Ew I'm not licking that diseased hole, I had mouth ulcers last time, ya rank bitch.
Heaven knows there's nothing i'd rather do.We're like Fred and Rose, I'd murder the lodger for you.
>>85796377>XplosivCorr they knew what they were doing. Think this was on PSP also.
Definitely better with her glasses. Looks a bit whorish here.
carol vorderman seppuku
>>85796364Bennies and PIP for lads like you.
I can't get this smell of my hands. Mark's disease isn't transmissible is it?
she a british rose hehe
Can't believe my danish rose is making herself look like a whore already at 21. She must be getting desperate.
>smell ofyou can't mark's retardation
>>85796432You definitely would lad from behind as long as she is still a biological female. Oh it lush.
>>85796454Excuse me for missing a letter. I am freaking out. I have washed my hands 5 times and every time this smell of fish and shit returns.
>>85796244So everyone who has a gf must be a simp?I'm going to call her Saturday because we arranged a date for then, but I'm going away before then.
State of her. 25 years old and got the body of a boy. Love her though.
>>85796466She isn't your gf. She's a girl you went on a date with.
Spaffed, meI fink X
SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP MEMy skin smells like fish and shit and washing with soap doesn't change it. Am I going insane? Is it in my imagination?
The ruff streets of Knottinghamshire... Home innitIt's dog eat dog out there
>>85796369This game was renamed to shadow warriors in PAL territories so that we wouldn't get confused with the word Gaiden
>need to shower>would like to shit before i do that>can't shitwelp
Good old Steve Laws, he always delivers. Sick of that Narinder and her stinking brown clam.
>>85796492You've got AIDS.Kill yourself right now to stop dying from it
>>85796515shove the shower hose up your arseenema in it
I caught TMAU from performing analingus on a man named Mark I met at a gay nightclub. When my unusually long tongue reached his prostate he just kept stuttering 'l-l-l-lush'. Never called me back either.
My favourite film is Natural Born Killers. Why don't women like this movie?
>no interest in vidya>just work>coom>drink>listen to musicAnyone else relate? I feel like I'm becoming more boring.
>>85796528Not enough baby killing in it, would be my guess.
>>85796476*sigh* she was actually hot. She had a great arse, thighs and tits. She said she really fancied me etc I'll be gutted. Gutted. Idk whether to give it all up or just harden my heart and keep going through them.
>>85796528Not my favourite Oliver Stone kino tbqh. That would be Platoon, or mayhap Born on the Fourth of July.
not rite how baldy treat tall sister
I will hate women for as long as I don't get to experience sex. They may as well not exist.
My gf from the Kiwi Farms forum carried on a dom/sub affair with a quite wealthy and older (than me) man. This involved her doing acts with him that she's never done with me, to the point that the way they had sexual encounters was in almost all ways different from how we had sex. The result is that I have an incredibly hard time being sexual at this point as even her being into sex with me immediately makes me think that this is not satisfying for her and that it is some sort of performance. She has said that she doesn't want our sexual relationship to be like what went on in her affair, but I am not sure I believe that completely and I can't bring myself to press on that issue at this point.
so for this 2000s flick, the team just ARE 'The Thunderbirds'? not International Rescue?maybe it was like in the original idk, but i thought the Thunderbirds were the rockets, and the characters' 'names' were actually call signs. like how Porkins is Red-Three in Star Wars because he's in Red Squadron.reminds me of Watchmen where the film decides that's who they were. Rorschach the Watchman, of the Watchmen collective.
I wonder if whatever was on the Aldi self-checkout transferred to me, and it's very strong. Maybe I need to burn my clothes and have a very hot shower, possibly bleach.I am freaking the fuck out, I can't stand this.
>>85796521it's not constipation it's the lack of "pressure", if that makes sense. i don't want to force it because i'll get piles again. i might shove shower hose down my throat and turn it up and hope it builds up enough pressure.
could go for a cuppa if anyone is heading for the kettle
There's no easy way to rid the world of the BPDemons, we'd have to cull all adults, and take note of if they had children, then wait for them to grow up and cull them. It's the only option. We'll have to cull the BPDemon chasers as well.
>>85796535Haven't seen those well known kinos me. I did watch something called Talk Radio, which was very good.
Chad doesn't need to go on gay little dates
>>85796528It's very sexual and violent. Most women can tolerate violence but get in a mood as soon as there's tits on the screen.
is it gay to go on a date with a woman lads?
I am a middle aged man with no friends. Does anyone in the thread want to be my friend?
>>85796554Talk Radio is pretty good. I'd also recommend JFK, The Doors, and Alexander (Revisited: The Final Cut).
>>85796567middle aged men are not suppsoed to have friends
say tmau!it makes my brain feel goodtmau, tmau!
>>85796567Absolutely not anon. Please continue to post then leave the thread alone.
>>85796569Since when? I didn't know about that. So am I normal?
>>85796564They only like violence when it's some Chad tied up in a torture scene with all his muscles on display.
>>85796567Go on a gay little date with a woman faggot
>>85796580I hate women though, and I'm worried they'll try to steal my essence
tmausmells like fish in a portaloo
>>85796567I'll be your friend anon. I am also (late) middle aged.
>>85796567Yes. Fancy going on a night out with me in Bournemouth on Halloween?
Live going to gay saunas and gaping FTM trannies.
>>85796508weren't we on some anti-'ninja' kick in the UK?i can't remember if it was racism or deemed 2violent4kids. like how 'assassin' implies killings so that was a no-no word. 90s Batman cartoon with its League of Shadows, where they'd take not-cyanide capsules to 'erase their own minds'. THAT'S WAY FUCKING WORSE
americans be like 'brah imma bout to hock a loogie'
>>85796594Thanks fren.>>85796595It's a bit far for me. I live in the bleak north on the edge of the moors.
>>85796602The live action films are pure nightmare fuel kino.
>>85796601Rare to find one that's into men. Usually it's a pervert's fetish and they still sleep with women and keep the penis. Almost like they don't really feel like they are a woman.
>>85796545senna is a stimulant laxative, one of the ones that gets your bowel muscles shifting. might be worth having some in?i think the 'pooing before/after showering' thing is more of an internet meme than a massive inconvenience (what is it you're up to where that's important?).but maybe tmi i was in this sitch a few days ago. wanted to trim all my 'intimate hair' (front AND back). senna, shower, shaver, sorted x
What's your favourite Nirvana song? For me? Cum Chocolate Bar.
Is it bad if I find Hunter Schafer attractive? I'm heterosexual.It's just so confusing.
>>85796636>I'm heterosexual.There's no need to lie anon, you're among frens here.
>>85795810they'll just block the whole site eventually, get the ISPs to treat it like a torrent site.
>>85796623read it again fella
>>85796636they want you to be confused.especially unconfident teens.
>>85796654Yep sorry, I read it as MtF. My bad.
>>85796646I like fannies and ladies
>>85796619the originals? or that newer Michael Bay one where they look TOO realistic/textured?luv the first flick. sequels are worse, but then The Next Mutation is underrated. 'oh it's the bad one with the girl turtle' NO it's the Power Rangers one with the Turtle Humvee and dragon magic and radical dutch angle fight choreography.
I feel like a fool. You know why?Because I washed my car and vacuumed it out at work on my lunch break. Some guy asked if I had the MOT and I hinted that no it was for a date.Now this date on sat might not even happen.... as she didn't reply today.I have been in such a good mood since Saturday. Now I'm back to my angry miserable self and I'll probably be embarrassed at work because this guy knew I was seeing a bird and it's not worked out.
>>85796653Use third party dns if that happens. Only normie scum use their isp dns.
>>85796685>MondayHow did the date go shagger?Bitch catfished me, turned up and was a right chunker. Sucked a mean dick though. Nah won't be seeing her again.
>>85796677The original films. I have the 4K trilogy and the costumes are so obvious. It's brilliant.
Dale Cooper is on The One Show. It's a shame it's that mong Roman Kemp talking to him. He's probably never seen a Lynch film in his normie little nepo life.
>>85796685You don't need to wash or hoover a car for an MOTThe car needs to be roadworthy and pass emissions test. Do you think mechanics are checking how clean the car is. lol... lmao even
>>85796754Yeah but you don't want to be handing your car in looking like a cesspit. In England any mechanic can do an MOT, right? Here in NI it has to be brought to an official MOT centre.
Eating a boost bar. Drinking a brew.
>>85796765I'm pretty sure it's the same rules in the whole UK, and whether your car has been washed or the interior cleaned makes no difference, because these are not things checked during an MOT.There's a checklist they go through.
>>85796754I always make sure my car is immaculate before an MOT and they always pass me. Whilst they don't test it, the battery was fucked and the car wouldn't even start the day before I took it in. The tyres were severely perished and should have been a fail, however they didn't even give me an advisory. Clean your car before an MOT
>>85796783Living the life eh anon.
>>85796785I know that. What I'm saying is that it's gypsy-like to take a dirty, filthy car in for an MOT.
>>85796793Living the life of Riley mate x
Still makes me laugh how David Lynch tricked Twin Peaks fans into watching an 18 hour Lynch film.
I don't think pikeys take their cars for MOTs.
shagging carol vordaman whilst she tells you what a zogslut rachel riley is
>>85796792Are you pretending to be retarded or something. I've told you what they check for. See for yourself: https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/car-parts-checked-at-an-mot/car-parts-checked-at-an-motI've never cleaned my car, the inside and outside is filthy, it has never failed the MOT, because it is roadworthy.PS: Spastic
They didn't even bloody ask Dale Cooper about the pool sex scene in Showgirls. LAME!
Not gonna lie lads, got absolutely LYNCHED trying to watch Season 3 of Twin Peaks. Too esoteric, even for me
>>85796624>i think the 'pooing before/after showering' thing is more of an internet meme than a massive inconvenience (what is it you're up to where that's important?).Well, I don't shower often, so I'd rather not make things worse than they already are by taking a shit *after* a shower, if I can help it
>>85796821People forget that the part of the OG Twin Peaks that Lynch directed was actually very dark. When he left, all these other mong writers/directors made it all cute and strange for the same of it. THAT'S what Twin Peaks fans were expecting. I'd argue that not even fans of the show like Fire Walk With Me because it's so obviously a Lynch film.
>>85796822I guess I should add that my brain does this thing where "if I'm gonna do several things I need to do them in the most logical order"
>>85796817>PS: SpasticYes soft cunt, they check the tyres, tread depth and condition. Mine were an obvious fail, however some low level mechanic constantly moving all cars all day appreciates not being ankle deep in mcdonalds wrappers.>I've never cleaned my car, the inside and outside is filthy, it has never failed the MOT, because it is roadworthy.Yet mine wasn't road worthy and passed because it was clean you dirty cunt.
>>85796836My tyres are 80% worn, and it passed with an advisory.You are retarded. Cleaning your car did nothing. You are a sheltered spastic and have absolutely no idea whatsoever what is going on when your car has an MOT, or what's going through the head of a guy working on the car.I'm not saying the car should be nasty btw. Are you someone whose car would normally be full of litter and rubbish everywhere and gross? In that case, yeah, clean it first. But also, stop treating your car like that so you don't have to.
1 tramadol and cider has done fuck all. I'm double dropping, and have half of my cider left.
MOT melty. Didn't have that on the cards for tonight. Nevermind, we'll roll with it.
Restore Britain keep emailing me asking to help out, join the branch meetings, even become a branch manager, or one of the other available roles.But I can't, because I have a full time job and no spare time. I'm starting to think the reason other parties get going so quickly is because they have people with nothing else to do available, like Reform (boomer pensioners) or Greens (unemployed Muslims and left wing women with arts degrees and no job).
>>85796850>it passed with an advisory.Mine didn't and it should have failed. I keep it okay but make sure it's perfect before an MOT. Try cleaning you scruff
>>85796754Of course they're not RETARD. He asked if I was cleaning it out for an MOT. >>85796738Well I've already met her, but yeah I could blag it and say not for me/wasn't into her.
>>85796879I was giving you something to say if your date on saturday fell through. I know you've already seen her, you said it on here.
>>85796879cool it with the ad hominins
>>85796874If your car didn't pass, cleaning it would have made no difference.Can people please stop being retarded, it's tiresome. Pretending to be retarded to get (you)s isn't funny. Grow up.
No splash no gash
listening to BBC Radio 4, as is tradition. can't recall the last time i watched telly
>>85796743didn't they do some trickery mixing the articulated-animatronic-face suits with low-LOD suits for flipping around? it must've been an absolute nightmare filming in these things.we all agree it's cooler when the cartoon characters use their weapons instead of throwing pies around, but the TV series had it both ways:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUrORqama2Q&t=1066scartoon sound effects, non-stop quips, bin lids as shields? but ALSO punches and somersaults, all in these suits while the drunk cameraman staggers around? everyone's a winner here :)
no Armani no punani
>>85796914I don't want to fuck a paki.
no lynx no twinks
>>85796917>poley didn't like this
SHES JUST FUCKING REPLIED.OH THE WORLDS NOT ALL SHIT AND I HAVE A SHRED OF HOPE AGAIN
>>85796927poley is a white person
no money, just give me a squeeze of that hand soap and stop blocking the goddamn sinks, uh, honey
>>85796931Are you intending to stick it in her
Now THIS is podracing. Are Crossy would have been happy Visitor Q finally got a Blu-ray release.
>>85796931What's the fucking useless cunt's reason for leaving you hanging?
garn bed now if thats alright with you x
>>85796941Poley is a brown tranny that enjoys hanging around women's toilets with fishing nets. Proper poo angler, he is, so he is.
>>85796971He hasnt been a tranny in close to 10 years
>>85796966It's 7.55pm you drugged up spastic
>>85796983Still a wrongun. Once a tranny always a tranny. He's sick in the head and he wanted to molest his sister and eat her poo.
>>85796944Of course. She wants to date though as she thinks I'm a fuck boy.>>85796958Idk. Maybe work. Wasn't planning on asking, but not replied just yet.
>>85796994Fucking kek she was shagging a Chad while you have to jestermax on your gay dates for 3 months, it's so over
>>85796994>Idk. Maybe work.Sorry I'm in a shitty mood.Hope things go smoothly and Saturday is on for you.
>>85796971poley was a born a white woman in a brown man's body
I've ordered some crocus bulbs to plant in the lawn. Hopefully next year in early spring I will be greeted to lovely flowers.
>>85796894It passed with no advisories when it should have failed. How thick are you lad?
>>85796985have to get up at 4 am tomorrow for work de lad we cant all be neets x
might have a cup of tea de lads, because that is something a good british person would do on a dark and rainy autumn evening
I have it on good authority that they automatically fail your car if it smells like fish and shit.
>>85797038after 7? perish the thought!
i have it on good authority that my cock is of an average size
>>85797041Probably thought you had a normal gangbang then gay gangbang in it.
>>85796625https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE3ynTXTm_8I love some covers they did.Where did you sleep last night.Plateau.Lake of fire.
i never liked nirvana; whiny, muddy, noise.i get thats the grunge sound but its not for me
Sometimes I think about that video where a bin man finds a fleshlight or fake vagina in the rubbish and he licks it out and then sticks his flaccid penis in it.
>He doesnt' wanna fuck a Paki
Makes no sense why they'd pack his fudge.
>>85797076feel the same about a large demographic of this country
Fucking hate this time of year. Birthday month. Fuck off. Why would I want to celebrate the day the cunt I hate was shat out.
Pakistani goddesses x
>>85797088No such thing. Show me an attractive cest baby.
>>85797088Based and Paki-pilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE4xv1V3MCc>Mint Royale - From Rusholme with Love choon, imbs.
>>85797100I recognise that dance in the background. It happens everytime I walk into a room with an ethnic female in.*points at his BWC*They love it.
>When she's an 10/10 but has an arse of a grandad
>>85797128That's not a 10 anon. There are no 10's as multiple people can't agree on it. A 10 to one person might be an 8 to another. Best you can get is a nine that you think is a 10.I'd say she's a solid 7.
>>85797140Okay but do you agree that she's a 7/10 with the arse of a grandad
>>85797005>she was shagging a ChadI am chad.
>>85797081>>85797096Got a Pakistani girl at work. She probably looks like this.
>>85797144I don't look at the arses of men. Maybe it's the angle? Showing a fair bit of hip makes it seem weird?The more I'm looking, the more I'm getting a semi. Sod it, I'll bump her up to a 7.9
Went to my school formal with a Paki muslim lass and she sucked me off on the bus home afterwards.
>>85797182Didn't happen.>>857971285/10
>>85797186Did happen little lad sorry you haven't lived as I have.
Comfy cuddles with one of my bumseshees. We got those nachos in the oven. NO arse piping tonight it's womfy all the way down - not always about the batty is it? No bumseshes for me this week, it's comfy dinners and good lads all the way all the way!
>>85797198This is some pure cope."I'm eating nachos with her but I'm not buttfucking her, Not about that"She's getting her arse rammed by someone else tho kek
>>85797198It's all about the batty gapes with me de lid. If a lad wants nachos they're going in my arse.
>>85797202Her? It's a him. I dont fuck with women de lad. Men far better in both demeanour and outlook most of the time.
>>85797202You're a sad little man aren't you
>>85797209Be gone, faggot.>>85797211Cry about it homo
Nothing like having your batty gaped by a short king's chode. Fuckin' 'ell.
>>85797128is that good or bad? you bumboys (boys who like bums) never make sense to me.we're even at the point of>i like a little bit of cellulite, actually ;) ;) ;)so i'm convinced porn has just rotted people's brains. how contrarian can you go? a mere foot fetish, why not warts and ingrown toenails?
>>85797219Its NOT gay to fuck a woman's flabby shit hole.It is however extremely homosexual to do that to a man's fart box.
>>85797218Dunno, a nice pair of boobs in yer face on a genuine female is breddy nice.
>>85797225Women are fuckin' gay. Get with the times. A man's hairy arse being stretched wide, the first whiff of shit musk hitting your cock hole. LUSH!
Why did she order it?She ordered a full set of delicious chicken masala meals but if she takes her headscarf off she'll be stoned.It just doesn't make sense, she spent her money and time to enjoy a lovely local diin dins but can't even enjoy a bite.It just doesn't make sense.
>couple have a disabled child>decide to have anotherlmao
>>85797236I know a couple who've had three miscarriages. They're trying for a fourth.At what point does it become self inflicted evil.
>>85797230I moan LUSH into my man's sweaty unwashed arsehole when I tongue it and lick up the shit he forgot to wipe.
go forth now, my nasty crooksfind a means to restore my looks!a youth i need, that i might stealher prepubescent sex appeal!post-haste, bring Tooty at once(btw i'm not a nonce)
I like to freeze my boyfriends shit and then use it as a dildo on a hot Summer's day. Shitty ice dripping out me stretched arse and that's lush.
The thread became very disgusting. Whoever is a Paki-lover and gay, please stop. We had a nice thread.
mad that animals like horses have tails pretty much solely to keep flies out of their asshole
>>85797246Corrrrrrr, wouldn't mind a go on Grunty after she's turned fit. Proper stretch out her green batty hole.
>>85797230>>85797245Bit uncouth responding to yourself.
>>85797248Unbelievably lush
>>85797256They're better off with the tails. Don't look up images of fly-blown sheep.
My boyfriend likes me to bury him in the garden on soil with only his cock sprouting up like a carrot. Nice lengthy Bill and Ben sessions as the neighbours watch and jerk their chodes. Creamy muck muck for the flowers is extra lush.
>>85797269We all into Fagriculture in life x
Why did we never get the chatlogs?
>>85797275Flubbadubba bumsesh. x
>>85797269>bury him in the garden on soilAlso carrots grow underground not pop up above ground.Put some effort in, ffs.
>>85797290It not a real carrot. It his cock. It is a bit orange but I had Wotsits beforehand.
>>85797269i do a similar thing but at the local stable
I just ate a family size chicken pie.Life is good. If this isn't winning then I'd hate to be a loser.
Kill me x
how do we feel about of age indian women
Now lads, on a scale of 1 to Lush, how lush is this?
>>85797316sean you are committing crimes against humanity and it's not too late to stop
>>85797316They fucking stink mate
its not rite what they did to penguin biscuits
Do any coloureds not smell funny?
>>85797306One of the few things you should compromise on is food. Where'd you get that pie de lid? What'd you'd rate it on a scale 1-10?
>>85797333Mixed race East Asian and European will often smell OK. All others smell.
>>85797339I got it from Aldi and it didn't cost much. Just a lot of food matter to get in my belly.
Welper sat at the dinner table with an Indian family eating curry with their hands
>>85797332One of the greatest snack betrayals, they ruined Club bars too; many fond memories of them in my lunchbox as a wee lad all dashed against the surge of soulless modernity.My Apu is inconsolable and has lost faith in any new choccie biscuit.
>>85797362I swear Snickers are tasting more like Mars Bars nowadays. Barely any nuts.
Wouldn't mind a Brandy and Port rn.
>>85797360listening intently about how they all plan to vote reform
>>85797356Proper. Never had a bad bit of food from Aldi (or Lidl to be truthful) Chicken and gravy pie from Aldi is highly regarded myself, like a bit of broccoli or savoy cabbage with it.
>>85797360better than being sat in a boxroom posting on 4chan
>>85797360>>85797397I'm so disgusted by the whole thing. Reform is now worse than the Conservatives or New Labour, kept alive on life support by boomers. It can't die fast enough.
Indians are disgusting and that's not controversial.
>>85797360Welper sat at the dinner table with his Indian gf. They are eating a wustlers Welperstyle - Pickles, onions, piccalilli . and his Indian gf finds it absolutely LUSH.Welper pops a few more whippies in the Air Fryer. His Indian GF exclaims it to be absolutely LUSH.
>>85797419Imagine being beneath an Indian. Welper is such trash
helper confronted by his former national front when walking his jeetina gf'im not that kinda gadgie anymore' he says in rebuttal to their confused accusations
What's this shit with spamming HHL bollocks. Where's proof of his ethnic bird? He was neve in the NF. Nufags mixing up lore, or just a bored old retarded nigger?
a quartet of tendies.
Somebody make a thread before I get bored and make a shit one.
>>85797457Looks like you don't know the lore lid
>>85797464Soundspastic is the one banging on about an indian gf. Where's the HHL shite?
'you better watch your back, sean' the national front goons threatencausing jeetina to utter 'oh bloody calcutta, sean im so bloody scared' in a stereotypical indian drawl
>>85797457few wires crossed, maybe.everyone says Lollers is a pederast yet his gfs always turn out to be adult women.Soundfriend says some choice language about minority races, then derives excitement from his non-white breeding partner.even Chika seems very particular about people who can be a NUISANCE but shacks up with a gay man (the most nuisanceful people on the planet).it makes more sense that HHL has a harem of black Jewish women who cause scenes on public transport, than it does that he is a lonely singleton.
>>85797500Very true lad. Also let's not forget that Chika is very obese. Big weight problem.
>>85797439>helper confronted by his former national front when walking his jeetina gf>'im not that kinda gadgie anymore' he says in rebuttal to their confused accusationsFunny and deranaged post
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