Biff, Chip & Kipper edition.Previously:>>85794865
GAPE BESTIALITY EDITION
Ever been disgusted by your own fart?
Sent my Apu to pinch some coasters from the local pub, he looked at me a bit funny but waddled.However when he returned instead of the disposable paper branded ones I was expecting he had the hard decorative kind. I asked "What gives?"He replied "only had beer mats in de pub de lid had to pop in warity shop to pick these up""Apu you idiot" I exclaimed "the ones in the pub were the ones I wanted!""Then why didn't you say beer mats?" he shot back
Whicken wurry for dindins x
Checking to see if i still banned lads
>>85797632yeah you are lad sorry about that
>>85797554100% true btw. you lot are cringe
I need to talk to Welper and it's urgent. If you are there my brother, please get in touch.
>>85797621>I asked "What gives?"FOY
>>85797637Yeah you were in here whinging last night.Boohoo waa waa poor forren all upset.
>>85797637There's nothing stopping non Brits (scum) from posting here.
>>85797637this is so dumb, yeah no shit nobody does it, we're playing up a stereotype and having fun with it
85797621FOB
>>85797654>y-yea we are faggot, so what!jfl
>>85797637...so we are British, or aren't we?is this the guy from earlier? what's his obsession with>British people are using British slang?it's not even slang, it's just dialect, >ohhh 'YOUS' and 'MATE', is it? HOW CONTRIVED!lad has crazy in his brain.
>replying to the (You) bait like lemmingsNarm
I want to have sex with a woman.It doesn't matter how ugly you are, or how fat you are. Any age. Please respond.
>>85797665genuinely don't know what point you're trying to make here fella
>>85797671nothing else to do tbqhsomeone says>you smell of dicksyou're damn right i'm replying with>no i do not(can't let a thing like that stand)
>acronymsnot a real man
>>85797682why does age not matter? what if it was a woman under 16...?
>>85797709OK, literally nobody was thinking that. I was obviously referring to hags. I named undesirable things, and teens would be desirable for sex.Let me clearer: If you are over 18 and any age, get in touch (with my penis).
>>85797691just wanted to point it out desu>>85797666failed Britis
Thing is, I probably would wank or suck off a femboy but I'm not into anal. Maybe if they were okay with me wearing a condom.
arrey the mackems!
>>85797746It sounds gay.Why not do someting with a woman
>>85797746Normally the prisongays only want anal, not to wank and suck
if im in the mood for classic capering foghorn leghorn is the cure
>>85797764Are you telling me sucking off a man is gay now? Ffs lads
>>85797778It's gay to suck off a man yes.But it's not gay if you put your penis in a woman's mouth or vagina or anus at the same time as another man.Something to consider. Avoid the balls touching.
is it gayer to get or give the suckin?
Any of you lads in the South West? You are gonna get battered.
>>85797810Struggled with how to spell receive?
>>85797810I guess gayer to suck. But I've always been of the opinion its gayer to be a top than a bottom. Think about it, if you're a top you're putting your cock inside a man's asshole, but If you're a bottom you're only getting a clean cock up there. Something to ponder
I'm only angry at others when I'm not on drugs. When on drugs, I only have hate for myself.Weird.
>>85797839I hate myself both off and on the wooze and wrugs x
Lads, what's in your worry hole at the moment?
>>85797811S wales innit bruv.
>>85797839Other way around for me. I hate everyone all the time, except when I'm on drugs. Then I love you retards.Which drugs are you taking?
>>85797851No drugs today.
>>85797856Which drugs on another day?
>>85797849I can't even focus on the worry hole because the problem hole is full of problem balls.
>>85797912Damn sorry to hear lad, they must be some big balls
wasn't very good that Thunderbirds (2004)imagine if they made an American adaptation of Gundam where Gundams are already a thing, then it's entirely about some kids on an island like Spy Kids or the second half of The Incredibles.
I can only post on the bus. My house is ip range blocked, has been for months, fed up desu
You don't have to watch bad movies. If you want a good movie recommendation you have only to ask.>>85797946Are you on the bus now our kid
>>85797957Just got off it lad, be home soon then won't be able to post for a while
>>85797894Just weed, and today is a day I don't have any. Should have had a pregab, but saving that for Friday. Got plans for Saturday and want to be chilled, and pregabs are great for that. Anxiety free for a day or 2 after. Today? I want to stab some cunt.
me? they call me mellow yellow
>>85797957Go on then lad, recommend us a film
>>85797772give that Coyote vs. Acme kinomoviefilm a watch.weird that it almost just wasn't released for weird tax write-off reasons. it's a nice little yarn.
Did you feel it? It just happened. /britfeel/ bedtime.It's up to us now. Until the morning, these morons will be asleep.
>>85798129I'll be here the next 3 or so hours. Whether i have anything interesting to say is another thing all together. Just watching live orchestras play film scores at the moment, mainly ennio morricone
>>85798129on my fifth Red Bull third Relentless second Monster Ultra.i'm going nowhere.
Din-din doth beckonI fink X
>>85798159Are you trying to speedrun a heart attack lad
My offer to spunk in your disgusting fanny is still open. But I won't travel more than 70 miles. Take it or leave it.
>>85798182I would but I'm 71 miles away, sorry.
>>85798182I would but i'm 72 miles away, sorry.
>>85798200i was hoping you'd post that
>>85798187>>85798200I'll drive an extra mile or two, but I suspect you are a man who is having a funny joke rather than a horny woman who is desperate to be filled up.
>>85798219Yeah I was just being silly, sorry anon. I say things I think are funny but don't think of the people I use for humour.
im a poor man, mild mannered and mostly polite. this world isn't for people like me. you have to be ambitious (greedy) and confident (arrogant). i'm not bitter or jealous they can keep their money and power i just dont think it makes them better than me
>>85798151used to have all these OSTs on my Zune.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCEwUFtjAr4might actually be one of the best film scores ever. it's not just great music playing in the background, it's like some scenes are voiceless music videos and others it's incidental music that fits the scene. the OPPOSITE of a Christopher Nolan joint.
>>85798235Are you interested in any spunk fun?
>>85797626This completely caught me off guard and I'm laughing like an absolute fucking drain. Cheers to that lad who posted it.
>>85798289No not gay.
>>85797811Cornwall here. Pretty regular tbhonest.
Nice to see my 'not a real man' gimmick get low level acceptance. Everything else i posted here is shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AHDFztrHwYwahhh how will i know Dr Who is all epic and emotional if there isn't orchestral music blasting in the background at all times?
>>85798284He's brilliant anon. My favourites from him are the love theme from cinema paradiso https://youtu.be/Cj7miUnCojQ?si=qUzlon5qaG_uuK-1 and Jill's theme from once upon a time in the west https://youtu.be/QNujKHx6vOI?si=tVAumh6fPr__O3NFThey just capture this feeling of nostalgia like no other music I've heard, makes me tear up sometimes when i listen
>>85798295It wouldn't be gay. We wold have heterosexual sex with women together.
Kino o'clock, is itPhwoarX
Any of you lads ever get that late night nostalgia and hopefulness around this time? I listen to the music and connect it to memories in my life and things I'd done differently, and plans for tomorrow when ill finally change and commit my dreams to actions, but then i sleep and it all resets and I'm the same lazy dosser who doesn't do anything but sleep and eat
>>85797998That's what my P.E teacher called me when I turned yellow because in year 11 I had yellow jaundice.
>>85798365What kino you watching tonight then lad?
>>85798363Nah it's not for me, but thanks for the offer.
>>85798434In year 11 my PE teacher said I did wrong because I failed penis inspection, but all the girls passed. It was so unfair. I tried so hard on the bleep test.
i dunno when we decided this is fine, but this is a children's film.okay, so The Hood has locked her in a freezer. if he'd trapped her butler in Virgil's bedroom with access to his private magazine collection, would this family film show his erection through his trousers?
Just finished Visitor Q. Forget how funny the necrophiliac scene was.>even as a corpse you're still shitting on meMental film.
Chilling in the wot wub x
>>85798515Missed opportunity to put a can of shandy bass in his hand instead of that bear bottle
>>85798515Fucking hell. Please tell me she at least isn't fat.
>>85798515stop going through his Facebook it's a violation of his privacy
It's not good. I'm depressed. I have second hand depression from Sean's pathetic life.
Listening to Blackstar by the late, great David Bowie. Probably my 3rd favourite album of his x
Gary Glitter? Rolf Harris? Lostprophets? i'll never let their so-called """music""" poison my ears ever again.David Bowie? one of the greatest talents of the past century it doesn't matter "what he did" x
>>85798629Love that dollar days track off that
