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Have you ever sniffed an attractive woman's butthole?
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>>85807763
no nigga i'm not a retarded porn addict
get professional help
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>>85807788
I don't watch porn tho
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>>85807763
I'm pretty sure my asshole smells like shit.
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>>85807788
nobody was talking about porn
you can't sniff buttholes thru porn
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>>85807849
are you a cute woman though?
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>>85807763
Yeah it smelled like a butthole
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>>85807883
in a good way though?
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I licked a coworkers butthole after a 12 hour shift. It didn't really taste like anything despite having a whole night to marinate. Was my first time doing it so I don't have a whole lot of experiences to compare it with. I enjoyed it but the kitty was definitely muskier so I mostly focused on that. I think women shower way too frequently to truly be able to enjoy being a smellfag.
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>>85807902
You can swipe your finger across your own butthole and sniff it. It smells the same if you don't have poor hygiene.
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I smell my girlfriends asshole all the time. I make sure she takes a shower early in the day so its clean, then she goes to work or we do activities all day so when she sits on my face at night its nice and sweaty/musky. I have to hold back from licking it clean because then her smell goes away. Would recommend 10/10
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>>85807763
Not directly, but I stuck a finger in during sex, and if smelled like an anus.
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Latina ass is the best
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>>85807763
Yes. It smelled better than I expected, was nice.
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>>85807763
no, never. but i'm planning to fuck an escort by the age of 23 (cuz i can only fuck escorts at that age)
and i will stick my nose on her anus and get a good whiff of it. soon.

i will tell you how it feels when i do it. i just gotta wait three more years.

sniffing a female's butthole is included in the Triad of Bliss. Three essential actions for every male. which is: smelling a woman's ANUS, ARMPITS and VAGINA
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>>85807927
biggest lie of all time

xd
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>>85807881
no i fart
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>>85808269
If you fart, then you are not a woman. Women dont do that kind of thing.
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>>85807925
That's not entirely true though. Sexual arousal and pheromones alter perception and social judgement.
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>>85807927
Wow I'm envious
>>85808175
Based. I'd skip smelling her vagina though.
>>85807763
Yes, indirectly though through her used panties willingly given to me, and with the part covering her vagina intentionally cut off at my request. She wore them intentionally in high humidity while she worked out over multiple days, so the scent really locked in. Anyone who tells you it smells like man ass is lying. It is pungent and aromatic, and a little bitter/sour at her anus but in an addictive, highly pleasurable way. A much better smell than unwashed vagina imo. And it has pheromones or some similar effect because I have hit PRs using that pair of panties as smelling salts.
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>>85808175
what is wrong with moids that theyre looking forward to sniffing prostitute anus
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>>85809362
That's just how the dating market is these days
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>>85809362
It's good and hot.
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>>85809398
its not and you should respect yourself a lot more than that.
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>>85809362
Are you suggesting that prostitutes are worthless and that they dont deserve their ass holes sniffed? What are you? A misogynist? Do better
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>>85809405
It can be enjoyable and that's what matters
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I find it super hot but I'm scared to ask
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What ethnicity of women is the best for this?
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>>85810678
Latina and Arab booty is best imo
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I had a cute biracial girl's ass in my face once and it was probably the best 15 seconds of my life
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>>85807763
Did a literal dog post this?
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I would rather have an attractive woman's soles in my face
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>>85810678
Latinas for butthole. They are also more open to anal in general ime. White women have better pussy musk thoughbeit.
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>>85811597
I have enjoyed Latina pussy smell too though. Especially this one Dominican girl I had whose was perfect
How different are white girl asses? I haven't had one in my face yet
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yeah my last two girlfriends' butt holes. Current one is nicer than my ex's, I really wanna eat it
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>>85811835
What ethnicity are they?
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>>85811891
White, like me
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>>85811597
Latina butthole is goated fr fr
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>>85811269
see gif xd
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>>85809362
i don't have a girlfriend, so that's why i chose a whore to do that.
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>>85808876
Women are disgusting. They just have a habit of hiding it from men. When you put them together though, they act disgusting and scratch their balls.
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>>85807921
>licked a coworkers butthole after a 12 hour shift.
Story?
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Imagine how comfy and arousing this is
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>>85812703
>Have slim, pretty, blonde gf
>Decide to sniff her stinky butthole instead of have sex
Why are guys like this?
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>>85807986
I did this once and it smelled like sweet potatoes. I was expecting the smell of shit, but I guess hot women ass smells like food.
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>>85807763
I once spent $3k a brothel just to eat a thicc 10/10 sluts asshole. Was great
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>>85807763
Only a guy's asshole. Didn't smell like much.
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>>85813190
>anon discovers what his gf had for lunch
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>>85807763
Yes it either smelled like sweat or leftover fart
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>>85813881
I've only experienced sweatiness (which I like)
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butt actually
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that ass is so beautiful
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>>85813087
They're based
>>85813190
Sexy, I've had that happen as well
>>85813881
Both pleasant on the right girl
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yes, it was heavenly
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>>85807763
>sniffed
yes
>attractive
no
>woman's butthole
yes

she was 5'5 and about 200lbs
told her to sit on my face and i ate her out and tongued her ass
love having pussy juice all over my face haha
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>>85807763
Multiple times actually. They do not smell the same way our asses smell. They smell good and will arouse you.
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>sniffing your hand later after you grope her sweaty buttcheeks
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Why are men so extremely gross
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>>85818691
Why are women so gay?
I've seen you people gush over how "delicious" a pair of nuts in a clean-shaven ballsack looks. I've seen women just admit they like getting dicked-down by men or just declare they want to suck a dick. That's gay as hell, dude. Where do you get off calling us gross when you as a sex just all act like a bunch of fags? The other day I saw some lady just salivating over a picture of some twinky guy. That's SHAMELESSLY gay.



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