Isambard Kingdom Brunel edition>bottom of prev: https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/85829864/britfeel#bottom
First for seethespastics nationwide. It's a tough job but somebody has to spend 16 hours a day to do it x
Cor a bottom link.
>R..r..r.r.r.r..rrr..remember when he said this 2 years ago 7 months and 13 days ago at 13:52pm? What a life
seethemong is a bottom
Not easy being a THOT ya know, the life is fraught with hidden dangers.
>>85832368Her spine looks fucked up in the top picture
>>85832387THOTs do weird poses.
>A woman?! Sucking your penis?! Eurghhmmm, GAAAY!
Halloween choons!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNPlCcsop8
>>85831946>The full UK tax code is 23,485 pages long. Nope. Wrong.>Ten million words describing exactly how the government financially rapes the country.Check your facts before you make yourself look like a fucking clown.
>>85832461>Nope. Wrong.I checked MY FACTS and I fucked the line break there. Here is my correction:>drivel about tax code lengthNope. Wrong.
>>85832461Is it not? Looks like it is when you ask Google AI
>>85832448Talking about dicks is pretty gay mate
funny picture to imagine: shippy in skinny jeans
>>85832461Fact checking your fact check
>>85832475I still wear skinny jeans. Usually with an oversized jacket.
>>85832475Young Shippy in a nappy. Do not ask me where I found this, keeping it private
Pampers? Depends? Huggies? Don't make a difference to me as long as they soak up the liquid shit dripping from my arse x
>it's the toaster episode but with rape>it's The Fly parody episode but with the dog>it's a near-future, teenage-Bart-and-Lisa episode WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING THESE meh. cool intro tho.
>There are basically two kinds of people in life. Winners and losers. And the definition is this: losers take things that happen to them and they wallow and they use it for self or outward destruction.>Winners take whatever they feel, it sucks, and they transmute it into things that are good for themselves and for the world.Shout out to the winners in here.
>>85832489Where did i find this?
also Simpsons devs: if you're writing a sign gag with a URL, you might want to check/register it first.>website created 18 days ago>episode was broadcast yesterdaywaddafuq man
>>85832560What's mad is if you put a Simpsons episode on at random there's an 80% chance it's going to be shit
>>85832479HUR DUR LETS USE AI
>>85832479HUR DUR LETS USE AI AGAIN
more and more young lads are refusing to work because you cant even move out on minimum wage much less buy a house and raise a family, something you were able to to with a single income household 50 years ago
I had my first blowjob at 19, When a woman who I knew since I was 16, flew from Scotland to meet me. We watched Corrie, and she kissed me and blew me. I came in her mouth. Blowjobs are kind of overrated. She wasn't bad at it, though she was ugly.
>>85832668>Blowjobs are kind of overratedBeen my experience too. Feels more psychological than anything
Weird, when a white person kills someone when driving, it's just an accident and they get a few years in jail or nothing at allWhen a paki does it, they get over 10 yearsWhat a jokehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqy0r3n17gjyo
>>85832668scottish women are hideous, the whole population needs to get culled and the country turned into a nature reserve
>A former personal assistant of Russell Brand has told a court she was instructed to get phone numbers for the entertainer from female fans when she first started working with him.>She described a work environment where Brand would ask her if he could "go and have sex now" when frustrated with a particular task.>She told the court Brand used MySpace to find women for sex, and said: "At his house, women often came over and it was clear they were there for sex."Some men get all the sex.
>>85832695She was also kind of noncey. She was 45 when we met, I was 16. She had kids older than me.
>>85832693Anon they don't care to white people were not human stuff like empathy and basic human decency doesn't show up on their radar. They'll laugh at us being raped , killed and mistreated cause we look different. No logic or reason
>>85832693When are you restarting britfeel radio ya melt
>>85832698imagine in how many fannies hes spunked while we cant get a drop of pussy
>>85832698Do you think she shagged him too? I can't see why a supposed sex addict like Brand didn't fuck his female assistant?
the captchas are hard af, not easy to solve for disabled lads like us, it not rite imo, we should get PIP to buy 4chan passes
>>85832722Use your PIP to pay for the 4chan pass, or learn how to type you spacker.
>>85832693Is it true that both were community elders racing after the mother and child for rapey purposes?
>>85832693Browns shouldnt even be in this country, they all need to be deported ASAP
>>85832693Killed two people. Should be life in prison
>>85832712Lots of prime consenting aged fannies for him. It really was a different time in the before the 2010s.>>85832714She was probably just some old roastie that reminded him of his mum. She eventually got sick of it and quit.
>>85832729Yes. I don't even need to read the article to know, Yes.
>>85832725i need my PIP for other things, dont have enough left to buy a 4chan pass
>>85832746All I'm hearing is excuses desu senpai
>>85832741you did a lot of shagging in the 2010s?
>>85832759He's on 4chan and is probably 18. No of course he didn't.
>>85832757imagine if you saw a penis dangling between her tits in this picture
cor we got that 'za GLISTENING with honey oil (after degreasing the pepperoni oil).almost a month to the day since my last frozen 'za. Halloween week though innit? time for treats x
>>85832744Bloody rapey racing rascals.
>>85832771Would munch, but pass on the energy drinks.>>85832777>desaster
After that brutal Sunday Bumday Bumsesh doing some anuscare tonight. High fibre chickpea curry for din dins, a soak and some bath bombs plus some gentle saline douching. Got to look after your bum when you live the sesh lifestyle x
my first shag? 2008. lasted about 5 minutes, not because of orgasm, just because of fumbling about.teenagers r dumb tbfair, i wish they'd been clearer about this. everyone already knew about condoms and not raping, where was the>your first time will probably be shite.sex education lesson...?
>>85832771Wouldn't even give that to my fucking Apu mate.
fucks sake lads my apu has gone to america to live his lifelong dream of joining the almighty chicago gaylords. haven't been this upset since a previous apu left to join the anal acrobats
>>85832826why are all your apus benders?
Zoophilia will not be tolerated in our community/britfeel/ stands the janitor
fuck it, im doing a second portion of chips.
>>85832836combination of apus being horny little fuckers and owning several thousand over the years
>>85832846will they be raw like most lad's chips seem to be for some reason
Thinking you 'own' an apu is the exact mentality that drives them away. They're not pets, they're members of your family.
>energy usage doubled compared to last monthIt's that time of the year again. Discrepancy spending is ogre
Ebay seller lists item usually sent within two days. I ordered last Thursday. Is it reasonable for me to message them? I suspect they've lost the item or something or they should have sent it by now.
>>8583285525 mins at 200 in the oven, lightly browned. I have some burger relish to go with them and 3 southern fried chicken tendies at 18mins @ 200
I have a bottle of poppers and I'm meeting a older guy at 8. He wants to snog me and play with my arse.
>>85832889Looking forward to it lad
>>85832889Grandad coming over for gape?
>>85832873Is it actually dispatched or is it stuck in Royal Mail limbo?People have lives, people always buy shit from me when I can't post in those 2 days. Regarding Royal Fail, they are doing their best on their multi million bonuses, please understand
>>85832889Grim. If you have to do disgusting, degenerate things, can't you keep it to yourself?
>>85832668out of the 20 or so sexual partners I've had, only 1 gave a good blowjob.
>>85832907I cannot. He once shoved a buttplug up my ass that it got stuck in me, I had to shit it out on the toliet.
celebrities you could take in a fight, /britfeel/?
>>85832914Tyson Fury. I'd end up rimming him. He'd squirt his baby batter all over me with my tongue up his hole.
>>85832913its fuck hilarious and telling that you had to shit it out on the toilet as if gay culture give a fucking fucking fuck where bits of shit go as long as its on someones knob.
>>85832771>almost a month to the day since my last frozen 'zayou posted one you burnt the other day
>>85832921There was no shit on the plug. I'm clean.Also I'm not gay.
>>85832928>Also I'm not gay.Based for not letting the balls touch
Signs you are an NPC>watch Gogglebox>have the same views as the media>have a cat>think there's nothing wrong with gay sex>eat pizza
>>85832771Irn Bru energy. Legend.Also>Wagie has to expose herself because McDonalds doesn't pay shit kek
akshually according to apUN apus are considered property
noticed this too but only in certain parts of the country
Ok, whose organised one before - I'm trying to get 3-4+ lads together to top me for my birthday but thinking the best option is to get 2 couples that have previously played with eachother- which is feeling impossible to find.Also trying to make sure every one is at least SH24 screened is proving tricky as I want bare backed and bred.Any suggestions?
>>85832954Just go to a gay bar and ask around you low iq mong.
>>85832963Somebody's touchy. You can join in if you want x
>>85832954My suggestion is don't get topped by 4 men bareback
>>85832938lad who wrote this got exposed two days ago as a traitors watcher
>>85832967No, i dont fuck arses you fairy.
>>85832991I can fuck yours if you like x
Used to be a big player of IRL Frogger back in the nineties. We'd promise loitering lids a kebab wrap if they could make it to one side of the motorway and back during rush hour - used to win hundreds of quid making bets on the more successful ones. Their chances got increasingly worse the more kebab wraps they'd win and consequently scarf down like gannets... after about the fourth most were too sluggish to stumble out of the way of juggernauts hurtling down the road. Some real messy splats when a big one would get hit.Have to get out of Feel Street as halloween approaches, their spirits haunt my household malevolently as the veil between the realm of the dead and living thins during this time of year. Don't want to get possessed by one of them and end up in the Beige Buffet for an all day beige bender - they'll do anything to taste food again. Hundreds of souls crying out for a wustlers or begging for one last portion of chips outside my window is terrible too. Booked a long weekend in Feelshore on Thursday
>>85832941she got that druggy look x
>>85832988Watching Traitors also makes you an NPC
>>85832993No I'm not a fudge packer
>>85833008Sure you're not bro x
Imagine getting faecal matter on your willy. No thanks.
>>85833015I mean girls do anal. I know 4channers are dirty pigs but you know, you can do anal without shit on your dick.
>>85832925nah some anon saw the first one (of a pack of two, that was the second i just ate) and went into>you ALWAYS eat frozen pizzas!mode. last one prior to that was August, so i dunno where he got that impression.may have burned a fresh pizza. but numerically i CAN'T have them that often, like some lads who eat takeaways every day/meal. most of my meals are toasties or oats.
>>85833013You used this line on kids yet?
>>85833024Yeah and it's gross. Fun to watch it in porn, but the real thing is smelly and disgusting.
Experienced bumseshers know how to have a squeaky clean grippy arsehole oh AYE.
>>85833031>He can't eat pizza everydaykek what a loser
>>858329942spooky. if i go there and challenge people to a game of Chicken (like Frogger, but for people), is it possible to pass THROUGH the incorpApureal lingerers?i'll stomach their sinister, malevolent draught running down my spine, if there's a warm kebab wrap waiting on the opposite kerb x
>>85832994i'd suggest salting your door but the little rascals love salt
>>85833057too expensive, that's what it comes down to.buy a loaf of bread and some cheese, think how many toasties that is. get cheap chorizo for one quid and the resulting sarnie is pizza-esque, anyway.
What's a remedy if you feel sick the day after drinking lots of whisky
>>85832928>Also I'm not gay.Tits out please.
>>85833075Sorry NEETboy but I don't do peasant. Get a job.
>not watching goggleslops with your cat while eating pizzaNARM.
>>85832903The label hasn't even been generated mate.
>goggleboxrefused to watch that misandrist trash ever since I saw an episode where they made light of domestic violence against men
>not watching this country bbc "comedy" with your rose in her comfy cute bed
>accepted second job doing 4am-8am stacking shelves>I will also be working my main job 9-5>I will be taxed 40% on 13.40ph because the gov thinks 50,270 is too much money>tfw working for 8ph after tax
I wouldn't mind touching a woman on her bottom with my hand, if you know what I mean
>>85833121Keep doing what you do lad while comfy lads like me contribute no tax.
>>85833123wouldnt mind my first kiss with a woman being her arsehole
>>85833141But she poos from there
>>85833067need to read your Bible, lad. this happened during Passover. during the Plague of Frogs, as the Apus wandered the streets of Bethlehem carrying kebab meat 'n' chips, the Hebrews left salt at their door, plus flatbreads and a splash of red sauce.this kept the Apus out, but to this day, scholars don't understand how.
DO NOT TELL THE APUS but Walter Keonig (AKA Chekov from Star Trek and Bester from B5) has passed away.The Trekkiefrogs will be devastated.
>>85833212he was an iconic in the speech impediment communityit wery wad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knH51LX1e8YFucking police scum
>>85832994On All Hallow's Eve.A fright most foul,A sea of Apus,Out on the prowl.But these are no ordinary 'pus,With their visage quite strange,No light shines in their eyes,As they hop down the grange.Full of belly but gaunt of face,They hunger for Wustlerz,Across all time and all space.So this Halloween nightShould any draw near,You'd better have wurgers, sweeties, and weer.
>observing halloweenNARM
>>85833238Very nice anon, well done.
I want to have sex with a woman after 30 other men pumped her full of cum. I go last
halloween well comfygonna get that halloween 1978 on with gfberg then have a nice shag after x
>>85833254That's most women you'll meet so you're in luck
>>85833145Not right now she don't.
Kinda bored with women. I've spoken to a dozen or so over the past year outside of a casual setting, and I'm thoroughly unimpressed by the entire gender, truth be told.
>>85833238Enjoyed this lad. Might try some running water this year, apparently ghosts can't cross it.
>>85833281Meet some blokes. My gf ignores me, so I suck off men.
Why wouldn't that lad secure his trampoline if he knew high winds were coming? Completely negligent trampoline ownership in all honestly.
>>85833289Tried that. Not for me. It might be for you, but it's not for me.
forget prison gay, its time for passive aggressive gay
>>85833281Gfs are highly overrated. I used to be desperate for a gf, then when I finally started dating, I realised it's fucking boring and I have 10 times more fun being single and playing vidya.Sex is alright, if the women knows what she's doing, and that's a big if. A shit ton don't.
>>85833297When did you try sucking a man off and how did you know that you didn't like it?
>>85833289>My gf ignores me, so I suck off men.Your breath probably smells of cum.
>>85833300>Sex is alright, if the women knows what she's doing, and that's a big if. A shit ton don't.All a woman has to do is lie there.
Rate my arse. I was told I had a bubble butt.
>>85833309i've gaped worse
>>85833314Thanks Greg
eBay seller hasn't even responded to my message. It takes five seconds to respond. Just lazy. I was very polite as well.
stupid groceries mystery bag. basically paid a fiver for a loaf of bread and some butter chicken.who NEEDS four courgettes? i can see a non-food use for them before they go soft, but even then i only need 1-2.
>>85833335Use the three left over as dildos. Also its not "groceries" and mystery bags are retarded. You get whatever's left over, Hence the three extra courgettes. Its a scam.
Don't put a courgette in your batty. You'll regret it
>>85833352yeah? whats the story then lad?
>>85833333He probably works for a living and doesn't have time to respond to dossers on ebay
>>85833363I hope he gives it to someone who has a full time job. Only dossers use Ebay anyway. Everyone who isn't a dosser uses Vinted.
>>85833370>Only dossers use Ebay anyway.NTA but how can the seller use ebay be a dosser and work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCGdPGLchScLet are lad go
wagies get rowdy again, MUST i break out the dire state of wagie's food oncemore?
>>85833385Buying on Ebay. Selling is fine.
Everyone knows wagies eat like kings.
>>85833386why are they always MEGA spackers? this is the thing with nonce hunters they say they're protecting kids but there is zero chance any kid would want to talk to a freak like this
https://youtu.be/54JD5TVQ_xU?si=W4gE4NH7fzv0vaMm&t=568Nonce signing barbie.
>>85833388This is your average WageGOD. You NEETfags can't even compare.
>>85833363Get a grip. I sell on eBay as well and you get a notification on your phone when an item sells or someone messages you. Normies are glued to their phones in the evening so they should be responding. No need to turn this into a wagie vs. NEET thing.
>>85833344>Also its not "groceries" and mystery bags are retarded. You get whatever's left over, Hence the three extra courgettes. Its a scam.aye just using their terminology, lad. ordered at 1am so i assumed they WOULDN'T give me shit that went off at the end of the previous day. which was true.it was the non-vegetarian option so i assumed there'd be some meat: a few cooked meats or chicken breasts would have made it worthwhile. not one ready meal, four courgettes, and random sour cream n chive dips.o well. luck of the draw innit x
noncehunters doing a sting and the target is a 6'8 gigachad driving a lambonever happens, its always some freak who would be locked in a basement a 100 years ago
>>85833436You will never EVER see this WageGOD getting caught in a sting.
>>85833418Just because you're a dosser who stares at screens all day doesn't mean he is
Dossers would never get to meat Iron Mike Tyson. KEK what a life
>>85833370>VintedHold on - let me check for deals on power toolsNope
>>85833473Nobody believes you use power tools anon.
Good news, the charges against Young Bob have been dropped.He was arrested for allegedly saying "Paki".
>>85833445cor NO BELT, OPEN NECK SHIRT, it GODLY
>>85833489Such a chad, such a wageGOD, He doesn't need a belt.He also believes in our lord Jesus Christ!
>>85833480I have a bunch of Makita 18V, all from eBay.
>>85833498Prove it you lying little faggot.
Okay I've realised I've purchased from this seller before at the start of the year and they also didn't generate a label until the Tuesday so probably not getting scammed. Just a bit paranoid with rare OOP items, all courtesy of the tax payer and it lush.
are YOU ready for DIZZEE RASCAL on EBAY LIVE?https://www.ebay.co.uk/ebaylive/events/k9NIxe31UbkKWqMY/stream
lad on vinted has NOT sent my item and today is the last day. It NOT rite, christophe what the helly bro?
>>85833515why the fuck is every ebay live thumbnail pure slop fills my fucking homepage with this too
How did the Young Face of the BNP and up miscegenating?
>>85833510>sound and fury, signifying nothing
>>85833515Are his prices bon bon bon bon bon bon bonkers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7AOBHULU-M
>>85833562No proof you got them on ebay though
>>85833568You still here?
>>85833562Should I carry on?
>>85833576NTA but he's going to say it doesn't say ebay on the images.
>>85833568You do know there are regular money off deals from MANY tool outlets on eBay, right?
shepherd's pie, three days past its 'Use by' date?what's the worst that can happen, eh x
>>85833576>>85833580How do we know those are YOUR orders?
>>85833584Then I'll get a photo of my browser windows.
>>85833588You might start to feel DEEZ NUTS
Richard Ayoade thinks he's sophisticated and clever but he'll always be an ooga booga deep down.
Holy fucking Yumola, lads. Now that's a real woman. WOW!
>>85833588My fren eats out of date things all the time, you'll be fine.
>>85833589Are you this insufferable all the time? Must be fucking exhausting.
Warry Wane
>>85833612.....How do we know you didn't just take a screenshot of your friends PC to fool us? I mean we can't be sure.
>>85833576>>85833580Bob the builder over here!
>>85833300sounds like a you problem, to be quite honest.
>>85833623you know who worked construction? that fanook vito
>>85833300You need a muscled up MILF to show you the ropes.
>>85833631Forgot pic like an utter MONG x
>>85833618better win it or my apu will be going buck wild
>>85833627Simp moment
ethan klein cheated on all of us, it not right
>>85833630Never seen sopranos, just clips. Heard it's one of the greatest shows ever made in the last 25 years
reminder that if a creepy guy with big glasses and the autism walk is approaching you, you CAN just film him. you don't have to ask permission, or respond to his goading. just film him, send it to the group chats.stay safe out there /britfeelies/ x
Auditing nonce
>>85833547>christopheSounds french, maybe he's out looting?
Just want to sniff a woman's smelly holes and then you can behead me
>>85833651never trust the chosen tribe
>>85833644certainly couldn't be the fault of the manchild who would rather play video games, of course. NARM, as some say around here.
Low quality baiting tonight ngl
>>85833675nah its french but its not like oke obulu or something
Any of you lads ever seen your own anus? I don't even know what mine looks like.
>>85833619>I mean we can't be sure.
triple t origin story???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIjTKBaFDvY
Megan Markle's dad went to the Philippines to nonce kids! Not a good look for Megan is it?
>>85833683can you give a (You) to the posts that have upset you so much?
>>85833686Ah so he's probably putting his life back together after his business got looted and his wife got carried off while shouting VIVE LA REVOLTION!
>>85833691Hello tung
>>85833682>manchildGrown man using feminist shaming jargon is beyond narm. You are intersex.
fr tho how to people get doxxed on an anonymous image boardDo they do it on purpose? or was Shippy a tripfag?
>>85833689Your friend could easily be browsing 4chan and have Ebay up. I mean I'm just not convinced and I'm sure others aren't too.
>>85833689Wahey my Warry Wane post made it onto a picture, what a day
>>85833370>VintedStill here, lad?
>>85833619https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790178176421652.webm
I quite like the Anne Frank impersonator that Ethan cheated with. Something about those skinny jew hoes drives me mad.
>>85833707Revealing too much personal information
>>85833462>get to meat
>>85833716lol that's pretty funny, what's it from
>how to people
Imagine spending 2 grand on a folding iPhone and after you open and close it 75,000 times it breaks! Oh my giddy grim
Wouldn't mind sucking off a cute woman.
>babe he's such a manchild you should be with a man who appreciates women like me xx have you read bell hooks xxCreepy little freak
>>85833740My ex had a clit so big I could actually suck it. Pretty offputting ngl although not as off putting as her throwing up all over my mum's sofa high off her nut on shrooms. Never saw her again after that.
the manchildren did NOT like that post
>>85833718She's "British" too
>>85833732mad ting. average woman gets 100k tinder matches per day so wont last long
>>85833708Yeah, you got me.I made a comment in response to your Vinted jingoism, took a photo of my friend's Makita stack, using my friend's phone, and then followed up with my friend's eBay account purchases WITHOUT the masthead from my friend's PC, then followed up WITH the masthead from my friend's PC, then a side-by-side of two browser windows with (You)s from my friend's PC.Bang to rights.How will I recover from this deception? How, lad? You tell me, since I clearly CANNOT be trusted with ANYONE'S tools, let alone my friend's. I mean MINE.
TWO todgers in the same clam
>>85833707Went to a meet up and some mad lad took pictures of everyone and posted them on here
buying someone's second hand clothes off vintedgrim
>>85833771Well that's just not cricket. People like that are why we can't have nice things.
If I had a good woman I would never play video games. I would treat her right as a fair maiden (body count: 25 that she remembers) deserves.
>>85833562zooooom>FOR RECTAL USE ONLY
>>85833786Why do rapey men only use wired headphones?
need a britfeel starter pack lads
oh dear the manchildren ITT appear to be rattled
>>85833793I use wired headphones and I'm not rapey fyi
>>85833796TangfasticsSosij rollCan of irn bruComfy slippers
Introspection? Is that a video game?
>>85833793convenient rope in opportunistic situations
>>85833786I have that exact jacket. Nothing else though. Am I safe or do I burn the jacket?
>>85833779Normies turning an r9k thread into /soc/ is also why we can't have nice thingsIt was funny because he literally just got right in their face and shamelessly took their picture and posted it. He was apparently a massive autist and they were all seething about him
Sticking my cock up eBay lad's arse because he didn't post my idum yet. Well it's only fair, innit? Course it is.
>>85833821are you safe from the bizarre stereotype that only exists in a boxroom dwellers head?yeah i think you're good mate
corrr bob the builder bested vinted spacker x
The male feminist undercover rapist is perturbed. Lollin
>>85833796pizza with barely any fucking cheese
>>85833786how do i get to the point this implies?author's like>haha he only gets to have sex with ONE woman via this stuffthat's a pipe dream for a lot of lads
>>85833796>>85833858with raw chips everyone calls lush for some reason
I am the lead moderator of a non-sexual penis comparison subreddit. It's an objective, highly regulated online forum. Men post standardised, clinical photographs of their anatomy alongside a metric ruler, purely for anatomical categorisation and scientific variance. No arousal, no vulgarity, no sexual intent whatsoever. Just clean, jocular, peer-reviewed data analysis between straight gentlemen.
>>85833796a slovenly apu, hash browns, wizza, wepsi, fruit pastille lollypops, off brand energy drinks
>>85833827Well a general thread is /soc/ adjacent by design. You are choosing to return to the same thread with the same recognisable posters to simulate a feeling of socialising. There's a whole board/boards out there but you're here. You are a normie my lad tbqhwy sorry to inform you.
>>85833436I did see one where it was a guy who owned a decent business and he had a nice house and drove a Range Rover. He wasn't a gigachad though he was a lanky, bespectacled gay. The funniest thing was when the paedo hunters suggested he thought he had the right to paedo kids because he "has a few quid." He was more horrified by that suggestion than the actual accusation.
I am the lead moderator of a non-sexual gape comparison subreddit. It's an objective, highly regulated online forum. Men post standardised, clinical photographs of their anatomy alongside a metric ruler, purely for anatomical categorisation and scientific variance. No arousal, no vulgarity, no sexual intent whatsoever. Just clean, jocular, peer-reviewed data analysis between straight gentlemen.
>>85833881u takin WEBM submissions cockboss
Loving playing Bloodborne on PC! Looks wonderful x
>>85833894Not really lad /soc/ is about meeting anons to chat offsite/meetup IRL and I've never done that
>>85833838Cope and seethe mongboy
A general thread is really the 4chan equivalent of Discord. It's just one big discord server with slightly more anonymity/randomness and I do mean slightly.>but that's differentHe says. Alright then.
anybody seen mask? "smocking"
>>85833915It's like a discord where random mongs can spy and comment on your conversation
>>85833918Saw it years ago.What about the man in the iron mask?
>>85833910You've never done that because you don't have the balls
Brings a tear to your eyes.
len was a good natured lad with a big heart but the vile tranny tilde drove him off the board
>>85833907how is this possible? emulation?
>>85833929Nope I'm just not a normalfag
>>85833933do one involving giraffes in some way
Melty anon back for more after we were all laughing at him earlier, it seems.
Nonce hunters are wrong'uns. They should leave it to law enforcement. Someone could get hurt if people are being vigilantes.
Just wanna kiss a woman's axe wound
Imagine a chat conversation between a few normal lids with a semi regular interruption from someone gatecrashing the server>lol he wears nappies>lol hes gay>lol your dinner looks shit lol>lol didn't ask haha>lol remember what he said 3 years ago >desuarchive.org...>lol not a real man lol Is this a fun conversation?
>>85833894that's a weird view anon-san. before 'generals' as a term there WERE recurring threads, but they were just 'X thread':>LOST thread>Doctor Who thread, finale tonight>All-Star Superman #36 thread, get in here!i guess i get what you mean because the /vg/ generals are scary. they're chatrooms. nobody is actually discussing Katawa Shoujo 14 years later. at least /soc/ posters are trying to swap info and do sex stuff.i want a board where all the social media reposts go. that includes TikTok, Twitter, and Reddit. screencaps of those, they go in there. it can have sound, even.
>>85833959LOL he does get a bit desperate for attention sometimes, our house jester.
>>85833959yeah sounds like a bit of a laugh for people who don't take things too seriously
>>8583395990% of it is from one insufferable seether
>>85833954>law enforcementF O Y
>>85833942If you were so sigma schizoid you wouldn't be on this site talking and replying to people lad. You're a larper.
>>85833954there was that gay couple where they got the WRONG gays.just a mistake but yeah it looked bad, ruining these normal married homos' lives for a few weeks, because some SIMILAR homos were out noncing.stick to normal anonymous grassing IMO. you can report people on Crimestoppers, HMRC, the DWP, etc. even lads from this thread.
I just got accused of being jealous of a black single mother on instagram and then got called racist. Yes I am racist but I gave absolutely no hint of that in my comment. Being white and not a single mother are two things I take some pride in. No matter how shit things get I still have that
>>85833959>/r9k/>normalpick one lad
There's nothing wrong with wearing a nappy. I wear a nappy
>>85833942>not a normalfag>>85833988can you read?
>>85833990Statistically chances are the "normal" homos have done were doing or will do the same.
>>85833994>got called racistthat's fucking OUTRA->Yes I am racistoh
I like to shit, piss, and cum in my nappy and let it ferment for a few weeks then I shove it through the letterbox of a neighbour.
>>85833988Nope r9k used to be full of lads like me, back in 2011-2013 when I would browse here
>>85833994It's rare that people admit that being racist is a cope. Good on you for actually being honest with yourself.
D*moncorders
>>85834018What year is it now lad?
>>85834010true but innocent until proven guilty etchttps://metro.co.uk/2019/11/07/gay-couple-falsely-accused-paedophile-hunters-nonces-facebook-live-11054932/the group went too far, got other innocents involved (the lad's sister), there was a smoking gun (still receiving texts from the nonce while they'd taken these lads' phones off them).end result?>we're sorry, we'll send them a DMnah, that's not enough. the hunter group should face legal consequences for that. were they even going to give them an out-of-court settlement? or just>sorry mate - Billon Facebook?leave it to the actual police. vigilantism is wrong.
>>85834026What's your point lad? That the internet's a different (and worse) place than it used to be? I don't think anyone disagrees with that
>>85833933all smiles now, but six hours later he's gaping in his hotel room, too afraid to come out
>>85834016Phwoar my parents once had beef with some mentalist woman who drew on their front door with permanent markers and left (filled) nappies outside. It was only later in life I started thinking she must have filled them herself because she didn't have kids. She died of cancer like a year after that so I guess karma does exist.
>had beefFOY
>>85834039How do you know that she wasn't in the right and your parents weren't in the wrong?
He pissed himself in the care home.
>Oscar-winning producer says BBC gave her 400,000 payout after she raised antisemitism concernscorr lads what would you do with 400k
>>85834042We sacked her as our cleaner for nicking stuff, caught her on hidden camera.
>>85834045I'd use the money to raise further antisemitism concerns at other big publicly funded orgs
>>85834048Oh well alright Tarquin if your parents were minted enough to have a cleaner then obviously such an oik must have been in the wrong.
making gay fan edits of Seanwhat a life
>>85834027They look disgusting. I'm sure they're guilty of something.
>>85834054Yea I'd say nicking stuff followed by harrassment and leaving shit filled nappies outside someone's door is 'being in the wrong' but I'm no expert.
>>85834062Oh didn't they teach you that at Eton?
Bit miffed I have to share a thread with peasants who never had a cleaner growing up tbqh
Being treated like a slave by pieces of shit and their entitled little sprog for years would make some people snap
>>85833963>LOST >Doctor Who >All-Star Superman>"britfeel"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equivalence
Ruh-roh, I sense weeks of cleaner induced seething coming.
Makita Bob still here??????
I'm a life-long socialist but even I have a cleaner. I get paid 43 quid an hour. Why would I do a job that pays minimum wage, even in my own home?
Me? Waitrose fan. Keeps the riff raff out of M&S when I shop there.
>>85834089You shouldn't set him off like that lad, you know we all suffer later.
>>85834099>socialist who understands economicsdon't see that every day
>>85834099truthnuke right here lads
That's why I wank myself off. Paying a woman to wank me off would be more expensive than I earn at my job per hour.
samefagging his own posts again, expect vile sex act posts next
I don't really like any of you, except maybe Pete.
I like all of you, except maybe Pete.
SEND MY ITEM NOW SEND IT NOW I AM ENTITLED TO MY ITEM GIVE ME MY ITEM NOW NOW NOW!
>>85834135What did Pete do to win your favour?
i pray that angles keep watch over me
>>85834151What did Pete do to lose your favour?
Where can I report ruthmong?
>>85834172Here, lid.*bends over and gapes my arse*
>>85834172 Rutland Lodge, Rutland Gardens, Knightsbridge, London, SW7 1BW
>>85834151Did Simon dirty although I guess it was worth it in the end, that lass was a bit of alright tho wasn't she
>Robbie Williams stole 'Angels' from its writer>claimed the original author is telling porkies>Robbie Williams is now a confirmed autisticdoes that mean he'll come clean about his lies? i thought autists were logical and couldn't lie.
Any lads playing Bloodborne for the first time x
>>85834215He's not autistic, he's just jumping on a bandwagon because it's trendy. I'm sick of it.
>>85834219No I played it last year and found it a lot easier than other Souls games. Very fun but the lack of weapons was a let down and it was all a bit samey. Only boss I had trouble with was the one on top of the castle (can't remember his name but he was annoying).
Night shift failed us big time last night, we shall never forgive or forget xx
>The son of Uncle Wearl - Wee Wearl Jr. holds his head in his hands as his sentence is read out for the death of an Apuette found face down in a swimming pool of baby oil and for a string off 'Widdy Parties' between 2015-2024 that left hundreds of Apus put down at SPACCA Helper Shelters due to 'gapes incompatible with life'.>Wee Wearl Jr. pleaded not guilty to all charges.>Wee Wearl Jr. faces 35 years in the Frenitentiary.
>>85834219Tried playing Dark Souls expecting a hard game that's challenging but satisfying. Instead it's one of those bullshit games where the difficulty is in the game constantly fucking with you. Environmental triggers you can't predict. Unnatural weapon swing animations that make you react slightly too early or late. Just cannot be arsed with it. The older I get the less tolerance I have for bullshit.
Don't think he's going to last very long in prison. I reckon we'll see a news headline that he's topped himself within the next year or so.
>>85834252Did you play The Old Hunters DLC? Best boss fights in the series x
>>85834269Why do you care?Also he'll be sent to Broadmoor.
I like when a woman has nice small to medium sized soft tits which are not droopy.
samefagging his varley posts nowgrim
>black person in an advertshan't be buying that then
>>85834320Try again, Alex
>>85834334like i'd trust someone who can't activate windows
>>85834344massgravelyou're welcome
>>85834267I feel the complete opposite. Dark Souls is a challenge without being cheap and the bosses have patterns. You want bullshit? Check out Ninja Gaiden Black. That game pissed me off to no end. Completely unfair bullshit.
>>85834400numeroussandyou're welcome?
Rancid farts tonight x
>>85834417Fart in your hand and then have a wank.
Me I'm a non activator
>>85834262surprised he didn't turn up to court clutching a bible
If you did a bank heist would you kill the other members of your crew to keep the cash for yourself?
corrr Lucas is now so traumatised-through-osmosis by his cop bf's partner being killed by a villain with time-stop powers, that his D-Pad Arrows are now blue instead of yellow.meanwhile, Ethan is struggling to run his games shop because the industry is moving away from physical media. not to mention his BPD-ex keeps vandalising the shopfront (OR DOES SHE?), luckily his Xbox robot hacked all her gaming accounts (OR DID THEY?)meanmeanwhile, all the dangling plot threads from 2-3 IRL years ago? don't worry about them x
>>85834411Search for it, might be handy for the future.
>forget what ber is>Google 'ber'>bookmark it in case i ever forget again
>>85834500A ber? The one women want to spend time with inna woods?
>>85834462It would lower your chances of escape and money is heavy
>>85834462nah that's just nonsense, like the opening to The Dark Knight.>hurr durr no honour among thieves.is it not more like you'd all know each other, coordinate it all? you wouldn't WANT to kill wherever possible, let alone kill each other. you'd want yous all to make it out alive.on that note, i watched picrel, Good Time (2017), the other day. same filmakers as Uncut Gems, i think. not perfect but breddy gud. Robert Pattinson and his special needs brother rob a bank, bugger it up, get separated. so it's scrape-after-scrape when the initial goal is to get his brother free. naturalistic dialogue but filmed all neon-and-synths, it's a fun ride if that sounds like any lads' thing.
>>85834254Maybe the storm was too severe for them?
I'm sick of women's butts being so big. Anyone else?
>the village of 350 people upon whom Andy Burnham is dumping 1250 illegal migrant men.>Turns out it's not 1,250.>It's 3,510.
>>85834637bet they're all lifelong tory voters
>>85834637Diddlington? Thought they voted to leave the union?
>>85834604it's such a weird trend. it used to viewed as>haha have you seen those Kardashians? the procedures they've had? what ridiculous people.but that became normal. a novelty song about "I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie" wouldn't even make sense any more.yes people have always liked buttocks, but it's the same with over the top breast implants, lip filler, whatever. all this buccal fat/Ozempic/bogged stuff, imagine if people were saying they find it really hot in 10 years' time. and you're gay if you don't.
evens i have beer odds i have caffeine free tea
>>85834637Thats 10 illegal migrant men for every Piddington resident.
informs the apus warry wane won
>>85834656They're Lib Dem voters, so they're getting what they voted for. They were fine when migrants were dumped in poor towns in the north.
made a shopping list for delivery in a few hours, when the neighbours are all asleep.tbqh it's those last four items i mostly want. anything else i should throw in there, lads?
>the village of 350 people upon whom SPACCA is dumping 1250 illegal froggers.>Turns out it's not 1,250.>It's 3,510.
>>85834691Cheeky Freddo
Not a fan of fudge packing this ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-3Tda6CPTM
>>85834691Pack of rice, for yer prepper cupboard.
>>85834709good idea there ladgoing to check Amazon first tbf, see what i can get in bulk (or just cheaper to begin with) delivered tomorrow. could be 24x Freddos at 5p a-pop, have we CHECKED?
Gonna do a bank heist up Lucia's arse in GTA VI.
>>85834777Want me to go in first make sure the coast is clear?
what's up doc?
>>85834781You take her pussy and I'll take her arse. Proper co-op play, innit?
>>85834796Ok but not at the same time.
>>85834786>crying over this and having the cheeky 15 year old whippersnapper responsible arrested for itthe absolute state of the cucks serve a nig party
>>85834799Why not? All a bit of fun. We can have a third take her throat and that is lush. Then we'll go on a rampage around the city and knock down pedestrians. x
>>85834803that fact that the police took is seriously is very worrying imho
>>85834803Can't believe the Conservative party is run by this Whoopi Goldberg lookalike.
>>85834786This is a crime to post this image. It is a hate attack on this innocent councillor.
This is very likely ruthmonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2etMKn4podw
>>85834803her mother was a passport tourist. she came here when she was pregnant with kimi gave birth (at our expense on the NHS) got a shiny new passport for her baby girl then buggerd off back to africa
>>85834868Imagine admitting anything to those fake police kek. Imagine watching all of that crap.
>>85834868Imagine targetting autistic, learning disabled men instead of paki grooming gangs. Fucking sad cunts.
>>85834885She puts on the posh accent too. In older clips she be speakin like dem Nigerian waman
>SHE WAS 15 YOU FUCKING NONCE WHO CARES IF SHES ALREADY HAVING SEX AND SUCKING OFF EVERYONE
>>85834902The rozzers will arrest you for a sexual pic but not for having sex with a consenting aged person.
>>85834868Going after an 11 year old girl, what a wrong'un. He looks exactly how you'd expect too.
>Face fucking a 16 year old? Go on mate.>INCEST PORN FEATURING 30 YEAR OLDS OMG YOU ARE UNDER ARREST YOU VILE FUCKING NONCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0LtXrRWn-sWhy do low class people talk like this? It disgusts me.
I like 25yo british roses me. I'm a good lad.
The last time I went to the toilet my piss smelled like a sweaty African's armpits.Is there something wrong with me?
>>85834986drink more water mate
I like sex with women.
>>85834991I am drinking lots of water, but I drank a bottle of whisky last night so my hydration is a bit fucked still
Every day I wake up wondering what can I do today that won't be the same as yesterday.
>>85834986Might be pre-diabetic lad
>>85834995if its still like that tomorrow after more water then talk to a doctor
can't believe my turkish lass gave up making videos.
It not right ruthmong took the best ASMR out.
Sad thing is if I could wank every 10 minutes I think my entire day would be porn.
Just can't understand why he clapped that little lad's cheeks.
>>85835032Describe it in great detail.
>>85835025She's too busy drinking and experiencing sex now lad. There's no time for making asmr. Happens to to many.
>>85835025>reported by an ESLWhat is it with these forrens that post on here?
>>85835042Ruthmong is Turkish, probably reported by another Turk.
>>85835025Interesting x
>>85835055Haha John Creese do funny wark
How the fuck did Harry Kane win the Ballon D'or
>tfw I live in misery every day and functioning women like her think they are miserable
what the fuck is the ballon D'or
>>85835064he kick de phirosopher footborr
Poor lass just wanted to make asmr videos, not right
>>85835074>what the fuck is the ballon D'orOpera
>>85835084the tv host or the web browser ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxYLo2tZE90carpet nonce
>>85835091>the tv host or the web browser ?Neither.
Another wrongun phone nonce.
bacon bonce
>more than 100 people queued up for a part-time coffee shop vacancy in Manchesterthis is grim. ain't not point even bothering to apply for jobs. "there are no jobs" used to be an excuse the dossers would say back in the day but it really is so true now.https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/more-100-people-queued-up-34819729
>The purpose of the Ballon d'Or is to honor and recognize the best individual football player in the world for their performance during the previous seasonfootball popularity test, wow i dont care
>>85835117it took me more more than three days to get my last four jobs and thats over a time span of ten years
>>85835126There are no jobs for long term dossers with no experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rObn-2SQRYMThey exposed his fooking arse.
>>85835118It makes no sense, Kane isn't even popular.
>>85835131ok yeah thats fair. there should be a quota the twentieth person you hire must be a a difficult to employ person or something like that
Uh oh lads, I can hear the wind picking up, storm 3 is on the way.Time to batten down the hatches again.
>>85835168Yeah what the fuck? Had to put my windows on the vent lock to stop my blackout curtains chimping out. Thought the storm was over.
>>85835178I went out an hour ago to close my gate, and it was warm and no wind.
>>85835064At least an ooga booga didn't win it
Been here for 2 years now wtf.
>>85835232Have you enjoyed yer time with us pal?
>>85835269Somewhat yes. It has been entertaining.
Little bit obsessed with Avacado's at the moment.
grr even Amazon's doing that 'age verification' nonsense.okay fine, i'm buying razorblades. your software will estimate my age. but then my passport was too blurry across 24 attempts, was it? i tried a webcam, i tried a phone, i OWN A SCANNER please LET ME USE A SCANNER. meanwhile in a shop you can just buy things. or the other way around, what if some 10-year-old just buys a hammer online? you can do a lot of damage with a hammer.
>>85835342I'm assuming you want the loose blades? I was going to suggest stanley knife blades from screwfix, but they are collect in store.
Life has been Sisyphean lately. Kafkaesque, even. Nietzschean. Heideggerian. Hoppean.Okay not those other things but definitely Sisyphean. Corrr. The light at the end of the tunnel just keeps moving away desu desu ne.
Here we go lads, breaking storm update, 1 last storm then a bit of a clear spot.Phew.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GaxvM6fe0
Got my yummy cummy in my tummy x
>>85835542You should be storing it anon. You'll need 3 days worth for the power cut ffs.
OK I'm off to bed.Hopefully the storm doesn't blow us off the catalogue like it did last night.
>>85835563Cum doesn't store well.
Brutal shemale killings
We bacc
Terry cloth Sergio Tacchini top
Bored, lonely and depressed x
Entertained, married and happy
Who are your favourite philosophers lads?
>>85836664Thomas Hobbes. He was right. Language is a very poor tool for philosophy as nobody can agree on the meanings of abstract words like justice or freedom or individualism or whatever. Therefore a lot political discussions and political differences ultimately is just an argument over the meanings of words which descend in shouting matches then political violence. For a society to function you need an authority that can actually define the meanings of words. You need a king and church.
No point being alive if you're not the guy in JAV
Worried we might have paedophiles among us here
>>85835025>Mong doesn't know about the archives Yikes
>>85836667Just realised you're THAT seether. Cringe.
Why did helper watch THAT video.
>>85836776Can't understand it lad, why did he watch THAT video?
No point being alive if your bellend isn't inside a Japanese fanny on a daily basis
Why did Welper watch THAT video where THAT little lad sucks off THAT paki
Imagine knowingly watching a video you knew would likely be illegal to possess/watch, and then further incriminate yourself online with an admission that is archived & duplicated elsewhere almost immediately.These are the actions of a significantly unstable person.
>>85836776>>85836783>>85836806>>858368187 AM on a tuesday
Hello Helpernonce
>>85836839Funny how his absurdly long neck is sticking out of his t-shirt
>Funny how...Not really
>>85836818With his trip on, no less
why did nobody tell the nonce hunters
Are you Sean? Can you tell us why you've come to meet what you believe to be a 9 year old boy?"It welpers world", what does that mean Sean?
dry af skin me, hate autumn
>>85836986Same here, why is it always autumn?
dry skin but a nice wet gaping batty oooooch aye xx
I look normal but wish I didn't because I have a disability, but when you have a disability and look normal everyone assumes you're faking it
>>85837106What kind of disability, lad?
Shippy looks like he has a disability
Imagine believing in the fallacy of:>it welpers worlddespite considerable evidence to the contrary.Makes you wonder about the mental state of these individuals with their delusional world view. Are they beyond any sort of redemption? I fear they are. They are lost in their own warped bubble, essentially idolising another mentally-unstable individual to whom their connection is entirely of their own creation.Cue the dismissive and ad hominem comments, but you know I'm right in some way.
>>85837113ADHD, has made my life fucking horrible frankly
>>85837142Not really a disability imo plus its easily treatable
stayed up all night on cocaine. spent five hours revising an email, literally only did the first paragraph (hyperfixation, arguing with Grammarly/AI)fuck>>85837157
didn't mean to reply there, i am a different ADHD anon
>stays up all night doing cocaine>complains about life being horrible retard of the year award for you, little man
>>85837128Alri pseudo intellectual seethe lid
vibes
Post 400 anxiety rising, lads. New thread please
Might get a PS5 for the dark nights classic SSM styIe
>>85837462They're too expensive these days.
>>85837473>>85837473>>85837473 right in here
