The horsepill is not what you think
it's because they bounce up and down on the saddle smushing their clits, every girl wants a tall heaving beast between her legs, it is why chaste christian women sidesaddle
>>85833951That doesn't make sense. Little girls want a pony, and they certainly aren't thinking about how 300 years ago a woman could use it to go fuck a dick 500 miles away or whatever. They like ponies and horses because they are animals and you can ride them. That's it. That is all there is to it.
>>85834020It doesnt. Not even closeI mean women generally like animals. One that you can sit on and go fast will obviously be the best. Especially one that gives the impression of being upper class
>>85833951I like horses too, they are beautiful animals
This is quite silly. Using this logic, men love fast cars because it will be able to take them to their house in a short amount of time, allowing them to watch porn as soon as possible.
>>85834020makes sense, last time i rode a motorcycle it made me horny tooalso horse weiners are gross (i am into them but i recognize the grossness) and most "horse girls" have legit horses -- as in mares or geldings. not stallions
>>85833951A horse is something that fulfills every female desire: it's strong enough to be useful to you, smart enough to obey your commands, dumb enough to control, and it has a giant penis.
My gf confirmed it to me, huge cock, controllable but wild, clit stimulation whilst riding
>>85833951its because they're a signifier of wealth + women are more empathetic and more inclined to thing animals are cute. Genetic memories aren't real
man here. i'd fuck a horse. and i'd nut in a car. and i'd nut on a motorcycle. >>85834241most so-called "men" only value their cars as commuter devices THOUGH
>>85834314You have to be leaning forward in a completely impractical and dangerous position for it to even get close to rubbing where the clit is located>>85834388That isnt true. The two boyfriends I have had/have got excited by the fucking engine sounds of the big powerful fancy cars I cant even tell you the names of. One even took me to some sort of car event with cars he said he would never see again. He was a massive autist but the other one is a normie who cant even drive
>>85834423youre a tranny though so your taste would cause you to be into abnormal men AND you are probably a r*dditor and conflate Things You Like with "normal" rather than that which is statistically prevalent (same as how most robots insist that women are all into animals when in fact most women are barely aware of animals let alone what they are, how they work, or how they feel to touch)
>>85833951This guy might be TOO redpilled
>>85834441Im not but ok. Every woman I have been close friends with has either been extremely into animals (to the point they make it their career or main hobby) or at least has a pet of some sort. Plenty of men have cars as an interest, nobody watches top gear to help them choose a commute vehicle.How many women do you actually interact with?
Gee I don't know about this one anon. Horses are evil creatures that have killed many humans over the centuries. Also they enable degenerate gamblers in a post horse society
>>85834194Most girls went to riding school when they were little and it was an awakening.>>85834259I'm always surprised how little women know about their bodies. If you can forgive me for talking candidly, m'lady, watching libertine porn stars rub their clitorises like we rub our willies it seems obvious, but apparently only 60% of women have ever masturbated and fewer can reach orgasm.
>>85834736I had a horse for most of my childhood. I can promise you it would be very hard to achieve the level of constant stimulation at the correct pressure to achieve any pleasure from it. You are sitting on your ass. Clit is not in contact. Honestly I once tried. I think I must have heard or read the rumour somewhere. It didnt work.
Nah, Beauty and the Beast situation.
>>85834241Correct retatd
Women were under such strict constant supervision back then that this would be pretty impossible to achieve in most cases
>>85833951then why arent they Autist level obsessed with trains planes and cars?it should be Aunt Tonya's Garage if that were true
>>85834259Horsecock is not gross, you fag.
