You have been wrongly accused of a serious crime and need a lawyer to represent you in court. If you pick wrong the next 15 years of your life will take a very bad turn. Which lawyer will you pick:>Mr F. K. Boy: Has 15 years of experience, has worked with over 200 female clients. Every case he has worked on he has ended up losing eventually. He is very confident that he can win this one for you though.>Mr Chud: Has been at the law firm for 20 years but nobody has ever chosen him. He has never won a case, but has never lost one either. He said he likes you and wants to try his best to help you.
>>85834211fuck boy because he has experience and is nice
>>85834220nowhere did it say he was nice though
>>85834735fuck boy is nicer than chud because he is cute. also fuck boy has charisma while chud will be a sputtering autist in front of the jury.
>>85834211I would just look for another law firm or a public defender, surely they can't be worse than those two
