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I'm gonna be a daddy, /r9k/. Got the blood test back, it's gonna be a girl. 13 weeks along. No downs syndrome or any other genetic disorders. What should I name her
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>>85834383
Name her "Sheridan", and call her "Sheri" for short. It's an elegant name.
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>>85834383
Most Sophias I've met are smart and cute, names do hold certain subconscious influence
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>>85834389
I too like coffee liquor
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>>85834383
Why are you posting here?

leave.
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>be baby
>realize father browses /r9k/
It was over before it even began
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Roberta Nina Kay
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>>85834383
Congratulations Anon. I'm five years in. Being a girl dad is a lot of fun. Remember that you are her example for how a man should act and treat her. I named mine after one of my favorite characters from a book. Good luck with the birth.
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Id hurry and flush the little retard. Nobody on /r9k/ should be a father
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>>85834383
Name her after your first love and don't tell your wife
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>>85834383
Damn dude, did your Black bull finally impregnated your blond blue-eyed gf?
Congrants, I bet the bull will let you watch today.
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this thread really shows how shit this board is now
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>>85834383
MaIfoid
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>>85834383
ABORT ALL MAYO MONKEYS
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>>85834383
Name her Bianca in honor of the dearly departed
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fuck you. you sadistic retard.

life is a curse.

why would you put a child into this fucked up world

burn in hell forever

sadistic piece of shit
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Name her Stacey so she turns out normal and happy.
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call her lilith. hehehehahahahah.
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>>85834389
Literally retarded reply lmfao wtf is a sheridan
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Whatever you do, do NOT let her paint your toenails

Name her July
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>>85834383
Just name her Chad's Fucktoy and save yourself the time.
The Romans didn't even bother naming their female children.
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>>85834383
Yeah you better hash that out with your wife, or you'll never hear the end of it. Just - don't pick any goofy, or trendy shit.
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>>85834383
Congrats. I would suggest Anastasia(or Anna).
I wish I had someone I loved.
Take good care of your daughter and the missus
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How about Ciara?
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>>85835607
The coal burner?
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>>85834383
Erika or Tabitha
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>>85834383
Congrats Anon, what about Felicity or Lucy?
>>85834926
You should kill yourself immediately
>>85834968
You should kill yourself immediately
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Call her Epsilon Delta Niner Dash 420
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>>85834383
Im proud of you, anon.

Ill never get to know this kind of life, but knowing some of us do get to make it, gives a reason to keep trying to make the world better. I wish you both happiness, love and health.
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>>85834383
you should name her Molly and you can call her Mollybear. or you could name her Bonnie and call her Bonniebear. Lily is cute too but don't call her Lilybear it doesn't sound as good.
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>>85834383
Go through a list of names
Nothing old timey like Gertrude, Edith, or Lucille
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>>85834383
Call her Nigger Cumslave because that's what she's destined to be in this gay nigger future. Fuck you for bringing a female life into this nigger world
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>>85834383
I call dibs on her virginity
Also call her Eloise, there is a cool song about a girl named Eloise
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>>85834963
>>85834926
OP here. My wife is asian so my daughter will be haffu.
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>>85837748
oh great, a riceburner.
hope you and your entire family dies. nothing personal it's just that human civilization is illegitimate and nothing matters and the sooner the world falls apart the sooner the suffering ends
hopefully she becomes emiru or is drafted in a war for israel and is raped by pakis
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>>85834383
>What should I name her
Baby Mcbabyface
>>85834394
Good name that. It means wisdom, and in gnosticism it is the divine feminine.
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>>85837762
>riceburner
Thats a new one for me, what is the etymology of that?
>emiru
I'm an oldfag, not up to date with the latest internet culture. Apparently shes a streamer?
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>>85834383
Name her Lilith so everybody thinks shes a tranny



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