AHHHHH!!! This life is really something. Not in a good way.
>>85835260>AHHHHH >WHAT IS THIS >PUT ME BACK PUT ME BACK
>>85835260Now clamp his foreskin and cut it off
>>85835260foids are so disgusting dude
>>85835260That's got to be the ultimately flex. Little guy is wearing some dude's crush like a hat.
>>85835307It's so fucked up man.
>>85835260I am getting a caesarean when I have a kid, Jesus fucking Christ.
>>85835389enjoy your failed as a mother award in the future
>>85835260did jews photoshop this to make it look like a demon or is that really how they look like
>>85835373Relax and learn how to take a joke
>>85835389don't worry the doctors can put a couple extra stitches on the torn pussy to keep it tight for daddy.
>>85835260>you were a c-section baby and have literally never touched pussy ever
>>85835389Can I put it in you?
>>85835487it squishes their skull so they look very weird when they're first coming out and a little bit after. then it goes back to normal.
>>85835495I wasn't calling you fucked up, I know it's dark humor and I was agreeing with the presumption of the joke that circumcision is weird. Learn reading comprehension.
Its nice to know /r9k/ has the collective maturity of an 8th grade classroom
>>85835260God I wish that were meOreganol comment
>>85835389You cant have a baby through your penis, its okay
>>85835260>AHHHHHH HELP ME IM BEING DRAGGED FROM NON-EXISTENCE INTO A WORLD OF SUFFERING AND PAIN
>>85835260If I was a woman I'd never get pregnant or give birth...that shit looks fucking PAINFUL AS ALMIGHTY FUCK. I mean yeah they're probably on a fuckton of drugs but even then I've heard people say they were still in pain, unless they get one injection that just blocks out all feelings of pain. Also even after the birth, your pussy is all torn up and mangled. Fuck that.
>Imagine having your worthless whore pussy destroyed by a moids baby just because he decided that his 5 seconds of penis tingles would slightly more tingly if he didnt bother pulling out 9 months agoI bet that foids lowkey get turned on by it.
>>85835260That kid should be given the option to shoot himself right away. Give him a gun
It's called the miracle of birth and you looked like that too.
>>85835362It gets even worse, I read that the majority of the time they shit themselves while pushing. When you are born it is right next to a huge pile of shit.
>>85835260This is why I will never have kids. ruins your skinny body and pussy, why the fuck would I do that to myself?
>>85835260My wife had both our kids via C-section due to circumstances that would have harmed both her and the child during birthing.I never got to experience this, but my first child just being pulled from the guts and crying immediately was an emotional moment like nothing else.
I could never be allowed to have a kid because I wouldn't care about the birth whatsoever. For some reason I don't care about babies and nativity.The entire process of being a father is interesting, but the birth part I don't care about and would prefer to just not even be there. I also hate hospitals. And women. And doctors.
Poor kid. It's hot in those rhinos.
>>85838663great reference
>>85835937Circumcision is the joke itself
