Robots, would you get a quirk chungus gf?
why you got one on offer?
i gave up two decades ago trying to get any gf of any type
yes, they are perfect wife material
>>85835653As long as she's a genuine weirdo and not just pic related, sure
Not even a post-wall quirk chungus would want me.
>>85835653i have no interest in a romantic relationship and will never because i don't talk to people lol
>>85835662atp i would take pic related too
>>85835662tie her down and anal
>>85835653I had one, she gave everything she had and I surrendered it for a chance at Stacy, did I also tell you I was a nigger retard?
>>85835653i guess yeah.then she'll probably start to feel insecure over not being conventionally attractive and leave all by herself.
>>85835662friend material as opposed to wife/gf material.
>>85835675wtf dude stop trying to be friends with my wife
>>85835697your wife is a pretty great FRIEND :-)
>>85835653I would definitely go on a second date with Miss Chungus.
>>85835653It's better than nothing I suppose
>>85835662>>85835653She must be into really kinky shit. Bet she gives the best head in the world.
>>85835653No. I am this meme except i am happy with my tard wife.
quirk chunguses are just like normal women but they lull you into a false sense of security>messing around, trying to be le silly>match silly vibes, good times>do [arbitrary thing that she was just joking about]>suddenly extremely mad and doesnt want anything to do with youlike the random rules and princess shit doesnt go away, it just feels like it does until you accidentally cause a woman moment.
>>85835653>>85835661i had one and she was a lazy sack of shit who thought she should be able to sit at home doing nothing while i slaved away at work.betabuxxing for a 30+ quirk chungus is a certain sort of hell. at least she was fat so her tits were big and floppy
>>85836308awww i didn't know my ex still posted on 4chan
>>85836626if you were really my ex you'd be able to say something about me.and she has never posted here
>>85836650you're ugly and your dick is small. see? i miss you <3
I am a quirk chungus, but no man wants me.I went on a date last month, when we got pizza i did a little happy shuffle dance in my seat and he got embarrassed. Then he called me later and said he would never introduce me to his family. Ive given up 100% with men, i tell myself throughout the day "stay away from men".Just looking forward to dying alone now
>>85836665lol my dick is above average and could pound her cervix with ease. nice try, nona
>>85836685>but no man wants me.Chad doesn't want you
>>85836685I wouldve gone to the toilet and escaped through the window if i saw you do a little nigger jig in your seat over pizza, that man is not only a saint but a martyred one at that if he still managed to tough it out for the entire duration of the date date after seeing that.
>>85836685>I went on a date last month, when we got pizza i did a little happy shuffle dance in my seat and he got embarrassed.Omg you're not the waffle dancing whore are you?
>>85836685i would introduce you to my parents nona. I'm happy to see you so happy about just pizza, it could take so much more to make a girl happy so I'd count myself lucky you're so easy to please.
Manifesting a wide hips quirk chungus gf who spouts ragecomic memes like it's still 2013
>>85836685>I go on datesoh nvm, not what I'm looking for :(
>>85835653YeahMy only requirement is that she loves me monogamously, and has a functioning sex drive. She can be a quirk chungus I don't care.
>>85836731No man at all. Thats fine because i want to be away from everyone>>85836751Thanks for reminding me to avoid men in the future>>85836764No but i dont see an issue, well the issue is filming it and uploading it, i dont upload my weird behaviour to social media. God forbid i be happy>>85837669Im quite simple, i havent seen much good in my life.>>85838323Oxymoronic
>>85838392>functioning sex drive:/
>>85835662Only now do I understand my female coworkers' irritation at my Borat impressions
>>85839415Just like every other woman however, you have some impulse to answer all together every single person who replied to you.Go ahead robots, watch for this. Every femanon does it and you can't unsee it from now on.
>>85839419I would also accept going through the motions out of the desire to satisfy your partner, assuming it was genuine rather than begrudging. Otherwise you're saying you want nothing to do with them sexually and aren't interested in their sexual well-being, and that's not a great foundation for a healthy relationship. And that goes both ways, it isn't just an expectation placed on miss quirk chungus.
>>85839415I simple girl who is easy to please is perfect. If she shows her joy easily then it makes making her happy all the more rewarding. So many girls are messed up the other way and are angry and mean and then you give them attention to calm them down and I feel like that's a negative feedback loop, but when she's happy and shows it, it makes giving her attention for that feel good and becomes a virtuous cycle. I doubt you live near me on the east coast but I would love to take you out and make you happy.
>>85835653no, quirk chungi are by ingenuous, retarded and ignorant
>>85835653Do I get to beat the quirky chungus out of her?
>>85835653They'd probably cramp my style
>>85835653Yes, I had one but she fell victim to the whore psyop. It's heartbreaking
>>85835653That's one of the best types of women that could realistically be in my league
